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Quote from Magitact >>

I am interested to know how many turns it took you to pull off the combo.  I assume it is much slower now?

 It is much slower. Used to be turn 6-7ish. Now it's more like 11 or 12. I hold a melon until I have drawn either Avi or Kun. I don't know if that's the best strategy yet. Usually have less than 20 life left instead of more than 40.

I am still playing Star Aligner. (bio project - > innervate and Loatheb - > emp-T) If anything, I think it's more fun now. You can get badly hosed by mill or rat  which is nothing new. 

Melon was (and still is) the busted piece of the puzzle. "Draw most of your combo" is still good enough. 

AK forever, I guess.

Blizzard shat the bed. Melon will eventually get hit, too.

North America Wild dumpster rank is a total shitfest of Kingsbane rogues. Can we have an emote that sets the opponent's house on fire and triggers a tax audit? 

Woke up and saw this shit. Pinched myself. Really awake. Fuck... 

These are my favourite friend requests, too. (I made a thread a long time ago called "Doin' it for all the salty little bitches" but it got locked because I started trolling posters who told me I was projecting.)

My advice (for those so inclined): Go ahead and rage friend people all day long! It's hilarious for those who know how to enjoy it.

Best response: "Wow! LOL Are you new too? I just started playing last week! Fun game! L8R tater!" 

Just fucking downloaded an update last night, and now it's prompting me for another one this morning. Get your shit sorted out, you hacks... 

Quote from jyro19 >>

Fuck all of you who emotes. I just want to murder all of you assholes. Oh great its gone your way? Well done but don't fucking be a twat about it. If you can't take the insult I give you after the friend request, it just shows you can't take people pissing you off. So don't fucking start emoting and being a fucking lowlife piece of shit in the first place,

 /\ Giant baby detected! I bet you delete them before they respond, too. Typical... 

I "Well played" at the end of many matches, unless they rage-concede, which gets a "Wow". Most of the heroes (and DKs/Haggy, too) are such smarmy assholes. So satisfying. "Staggering!" "Tremendous!" 

Just owned a little bitch who BMed "Well Played" immediately after his turn 4 Barnes into Ragnaros. Eat jades, shitheel. Shudderwock into Bloodlust into salty tears and a ragequit. Sit the fuck down, son.

I did the craft. Fairly pleased so far. 

Not sure what I'm aiming for in the opening hand, though. I keep wild growth, of course, but should I also hold Avi and Kun if they show up? I have been. Do you want to burn the 1-mana damage spell on turn 1 to get treants? 

Is there a good streamer who plays (recently played) this?

Thanks for your recommendations thus far! 

101, just like the dalmatians. I was a bit surprised. They really build up. Adventures were awesome.

Thanks, guys. I think that's the plan, then. Tech against flavours of the week comes and goes, but OTK is forever.

I have Ixlid (and all of the other recent druid legendaries besides Hadronox - thanks, RNJesus), plus Alex and the other stuff for the Maly deck. If I get bored, I'll give the C'thun variant some love. Azalina/Togwaggle isn't happening. They're a one-deck tag team l just can't justify.

Malfurion forever! Whatserface sucks! 

Druid is next in my queue for the gold portrait, and I was thinking about this deck for that. I don't play up to high ranks, and the aggro token and taunt bullshit some of you guys are playing in standard is boring as shit. (Boar/Splintergraft is the bee's knees, though.) 

Is the wild Malygos deck fun and rewarding? Does it get repetitive? I love the rogue one, so I thought I might like this, too. 3200 dust would be a lot to spend on a whiff. 

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Quote from Pongdok >>

Boring as shit for your opponent. Basically minion-based freeze mage. Maybe more interesting to play/play against in wild. 

 Honestly? Freeze was/is (in wild) more interactable than 'wock. 

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A comparison with questrogue would be more apt, IMO.

 That's a lot more passion than I can muster. Sure. Whatever solitaire deck you like. The freeze comparison is because he froze my stuff and played Doomsayer a couple of times, plus Volcano and whatever. Every game against these guys is basically the same. Snoozefest.

Quote from Tandem21 >>

 Please don't craft Shudderwock. It's a terribly unfun deck to play against.

 I challenged a friend for an 80 gold quest. He chose 'Wock. It's worse than when it happens on ladder. :' (

Apparently it's tomorrow already on the Asia server. I got a gold pack over there.