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Yes. His key function is to prevent opening another one. Think of his as a 1600 dust savings bond that comes to maturity when you have all of the other classic legendaries. Than you can take turns dusting him, The Beast and Gruul over and over again.

If you need another legendary right now, go for it. He'll be back.

Lilian Voss and a few epics, notably Nightmare Amalgam and my second Unstable Evolution. Not the worst, but not worth $11 (CAD).

Does it feel like these bundles are rigged to give legendaries, but primarily shit ones?

Boring as shit for your opponent. Basically minion-based freeze mage. Maybe more interesting to play/play against in wild. 

Wild is generally better (and less stale) compared to standard, but both have a similar potential for frustration. Busted in wild is really really busted. If your favourite deck rotates  don't be afraid to rotate with it. Craft a few wild staples and off you go.

Anyone who plays top decks in either causal mode should be drawn, quartered, reincarnated and then run halfway through a wood chipper. 

First couple of games this morning were standard casual. Wanted to give my Splintergraft bs meme deck a whirl. Nope. Cubelock followed by Even Pally.

Have you guys not heard about masturbation? Most (more clever) people figure it out on their own but it's okay. Everyone learns at his own pace here. No judgement. Here's how it works:

1/ Crush up some glass. Any old kind of glass is fine. Your mom's crack pipe? Empty liquor bottles left behind by her "boyfriends"? All good. Now be careful here. You want lots of fine shards. Grind it up too much and you'll get a powder, which just isn't the same.

2/ Put on a rubber glove and grab a nice big mittful of your crushed glass.

3/ Now rub that shit in your eyes and drink a bottle of bleach.

Masturbation complete. Congratulations. You are now a real man. You're welcome. 

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Met someone on the ladder last night running Savjz's Weasel Tunneler Priest and while I won, I'm incredibly salty at my opponents inability to do math. The match was competitive at first but it eventually shifted to being unwinnable for them and a waste of our time to drag this out. Why was it unwinnable? I'm playing a non-quest variety of Baku Warrior. My armor gains and decision making made it impossible for them to pull off a win and after 40 minutes they conceded. Short summary of what I went through:

1. They drew both their Shadow Visions early and grabbed 2 extra copies of Psychic Scream. Upped their Scream count to 4, I went through all 4 of them.

2. Their N'Zoth board was immediately DELETED thanks to Reckless Flurry.

3. I had to outlast Amara, Warden of Hope twice. First time Shield Slam, second time I had to play 2 Weasel Tunnelers and a Brawl.

Eventually they reached Fatigue and I was staring at 27 cards still in my deck due to the 4 Psychic Screams and all the extra Weasels. Knowing how Shadow Reaper Anduin works, I was not about to feed him a bunch of 1 cost Weasels to play with and refresh the Hero Power so I played any big threats that I ended up drawing and just continued to armor up. 

They eventually conceded and I got the win (I know I shouldn't be complaining after a win) but their inability to see that this was not winnable really irked me. Just concede, could have saved us both 15-20 minutes and they can try the deck again against someone else and I can also move on with my life. 

"If this was not played from your hand, transform into a legendary 2/2 frog with taunt."

Problem solved...kind of. Still pretty busted for jades. Making it difficult to return to your hand is important, though. 

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This is the free legendary I got

 

Fuck this game.

Yeah... I was excited and scared when this was leaked. It had to be fake. This is game-ruining.

Anyone who plays the grumble-chain gang combo is a monster.

Should be emergency-banned until they fix it. Joyless trash, like Caverns Below. But also worse, because it's slower and more painful.

I would rather run Shit-Aviana. 

I wish I had golden Runespear instead of golden Dragon Soul...

Learn to like shaman. It's the best! Tunaspear forever! 

The only communication he needs is your doodz in his face. 

Botting should give you some free time, so now you can go fuck yourself with a tire iron!

Ugh... Freaking hunter mains.

Let me give it a shot;

U NO LIKE THINK, U PLAY HUNTR, U PLAY PALLY. FACE FACE FACE ALL DAY LONG! NOOBZ DIE. HAHAHA! BIG FUN!

LIKE THINK? LIKE PLAN? (LIKE LOSE HOLE BUNCH?) PLAY SHAMMINS. KK?

Thrall rules! (Also, fuck Morgl.)

Let's see if warlocks can make me hate them more than I hate paladins! You can do it, guys! Also, fuck you! 

1/Ixlid, Fungal Lord, 2/golden Dragon Soul, 3/Dragoncaller Alanna, 4/golden Bolivar, Fireblood, 5/Lana'thel, and 6/Clutchmother Zavas.

Too bad about those last two, but I won't complain.