Hearthpwn

It just does not matter. Every mode is fucked. Every mode is rigged. And it’s just fucking sad. Figured I’d try bg’s see if it wasn’t the same infinite 5th place garbage. Oh look at that! I was in 1st place and my rng magically shit the bed on cue! And what a shocker I got 5th place from fucking 1st to being knocked out! Always, always, always. Fuck you Bli$$ard FUCK YOU!

Unbelievably obvious rigged game. Every “update” really means have you paid any real money since the last. No? Ok then no rng for you. Almost 1000 mmr off my bg rating since.

Everytime time and I do mean everytime I about get an all time high rating on bg’s I go on a massive losing streak. Shit character choices, shit drafting choices, soon as I get any momentum sorry dood battlepass? No real money put into this game every? Nope you go back. Seems like outside of legend which was the only thing I did before the game went down hill. If you are a f2p you are pigeonholed into a peak and if you weren’t there before you can’t get there now unless you are willing to pay the price $

Be me and play arena. Actually get a decent hero and cards. First loss rng created cards from my opp. Loss two rng created cards by my opp. Loss three rng created cards from my opp. Oh yeah arena is just like every other mode. How the fuck do you play around these given top decks and board clears? Even my wins were my opp barely not top deck good enough against my established boards. What are you suppose to intentionally play from behind? How fucking stupid. I can never ever be ahead in any fucking mode and not get fucked by rng or barely win because of there bs rng. This is just not a serious game. You suck bli$$ards dick and get free wins and great rng. Or you don’t and get fucked. Why do people think this is ok let alone fun. Fuck the game where you play good you win and play bad you lose. No no no in hearthstone it’s the complete opposite!

Hearthstone is just a bad game

I swear to fucking Christ I’m going to stream just to show how rigged this piece of garbage is. 100 percent not 99 but 100 percent of my loses are to rng discovers or top decks! Every single fucking one! And I’m fucking tired of it!

Are you lucky? No? Ok you don’t get easy wins. Do you pay bli$$ard real money? No? Ok no easy wins. You play cards then the rng reacts to your cards. Everything is a perfect discover. Everything is a perfect top deck. Everything is run by bli$$ard. You win when you are allowed to win. Plain and fucking simple period. Hearthstone is not a serious game. And should be blasted for pretending to be one. It’s just a fucking endless joke that never ends at this point. It’s all the same otk wombo combo bs that never stops. Where my opp can fuck themselves and the game will proceed to unfuck for them. Because god forbid the game before where if you were bad you were just that bad. Where now we have to give free wins to plebs because fuck putting any time or thought into anything you do. You people who put time into this game. Fuck you. You have a brain? Fuck you. You’ve been playing this game for years? Fuck you we don’t fucking care. We care about our god the dollar and whatever gets us that. Thanks for playing and again to our great customers fuck you

Have quest to top 4 bg’s play for 90 minutes. 5th, 5th, 5th, 5th, 5th, 5th yeah guyz game totally doesn’t know what’s going on. Or ways to force you to play more. Fuck off Bli$$ard you backstab everyone. And now you are going to pay the price.

If you play bg’s you must pay bli$$ard money. Or be a kiss ass streamer. If not you will go nowhere in that mode.

Go fuck yourself lose a 50 50 that I lose everytime in Bg’s and I get knocked out everytime because it just always happens to be PERFECT lethal. FUCK YOU

Bg’s is so fucking bad. I couldn’t imagine a more predictable game. Infinite 5th place. I know exactly when Bli$$ard says it’s time to lose. My opp has one unit left which is ghastcoiler. Hm yup I’m getting knocked out. What’s it bringing out? Well a pirate ship of course. And what does that then spawn? Well only all lv 6 pirates of course. Never fails with this fucking game or this fucking company. Wake up people

Why are people who don’t believe in big scary conspiracy theories so hostile towards those who do? Funny how these theories always end up being true! The people who believe in them will just say those who don’t believe are just retarded. But those anti conspiracists it’s like it eats at there soul they HAVE to be right. You HAVE to think just like them! Lol why? Why are you people literally npcs? Who cares who complains about the rng? Everyone admits and knows it is being manipulated the question always seems to be how much? Let the man think what he wants. Who cares. Stop starting shit because they don’t fall in line with your thinking. I can just imagine how you people are in real life prob pretty sad.

Wow another game of being at 26 and perfect fight rng for my opp and I get eliminated with perfect lethal? Wow what a shock totally not programmed that way 

Rigged piece of fucking shit! You win four in a row?! Guess what happens next!? You’re about to win your fifth so you can stop playing and get your stupid xp? Oh sorry guy actuuuuuuuuallllllly we need you to play more so you can get that xp. So you will get ever bad match up now anddddd your opp will top deck and discover the perfect card every time they’re in deep shit. EVERY FUCKING LOSS IS EXACTLY THE SAME! “ competitive fucking card game” hahahahhah we redefine ever other thing in modernity. Why the fuck not redefine what the word competitive means while we re at it!

Don’t mind me. Just me playing standard like I do every month and remember what a rigged piece of trash it is just like every other mode. Every notice or ever wonder blah blah blah. Yeah I do because it IS rigged. But room temp iq people who pay for there rng will never understand this because Blizzard would never do that!!! Haha eat a dick you useful idiots. You pay to bm people like me by top decking and discovering the perfect card over and over and over. But go ahead and think highly of your wins Papa Blizzard gives you for being good boys.