Hearthpwn

You know what make this a better game? Gee I don’t know maybe take the 95 percent luck rng bs fucking casino garbage which is every deck now out of this game. I never lose to anyone in this game. It’s always the game playing itself for my opponent via top deck, discover, rng, nut hand, runner, runner, runner, runner, runner, runner, runner desperation hail mail that always leads to a drrr I win! You like should’ve just played around it and played better! Wish Microsoft didn’t buy Bli$$ard so this game can be rightfully buried.

This game is nothing but a game for brainless gutless swine. Solitaire decks and oh you still can’t play it right? Don’t worry you’ll top deck and discover perfection Everytime. Fuck your Bli$$ard fuck you! And fuck modernity for ruining anything ever worth a shit for the all mighty dollar. cuz drr hrr why think when we can think and play for you!

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This thread makes me feel better.
Seeing people come in here to act like baby chimps whose snacks were hidden in a locked, clear box make me feel better about myself.

 Says the chimp

If you have a brain don’t play this game. Meaning the 1 percent that still play for some reason like myself. Been stuck on rank one for days now. And I just can’t seem to get over that 50 percent win rate! Fascinating! And it’s always the same bogus we swear it’s not rigged bs. Miracles out of nowhere, top decks, discover, 1/7,s twice, all of course against people who have heroes and card backs that are Bli$$ard bucks only. I just love seeing how this game has crash and burned with a brainless play base. And frankly it’s insulting to me as a competent player the bs and miracles I lose to

One giant loss of iq pit. Otk, stall, top deck, discover, perfect game, sack of fucking garbage. I have 0 fun when I play this game. Soon as it gets “fun” I just miraculously lose. Soon as I turn the corner of bullshit I just happen to lose. Always to a pay to play retard along with his neat pay real money only portrait. This. Game. Fucking. Sucks!

Every goddamn mode rng clown fiesta rigged piece of garbage. Every battlegrounds game is exactly the same. Always PERFECT amount to knock me out. Always always always 

Quote from Darksun200 >>

Call this what you want, but I have a curse when it comes to RNG in this game. I'm not losing my mind, this is for real.

In all of my 3 years playing this game I actually cannot recall getting "the nuts." At the very best I get mediocre hands. I'm not saying this happens every single time, but this happens so much I cannot stress this enough.

Meanwhile, my opponent always has the nuts. Every single game is a struggle, honestly. I have actually broke down in tears at how unlucky I can be, it us really soul crushing,and everytime I get so close to winning my opponent mounts the most epic come back. This happens no matter which format I'm in..I just cannot ladder up not because I'm bad I don't think I'm great at spotting certain things but I know enough and I try my hardest...

Arena is really weird for me. If I draft a really good deck, I do poorly because my opponent just gets the nuts, and when I draft at least a mediocre deck it does surprisingly well.

TD;LR I have literally the worst luck imaginable when it comes to this game. I'm sorry I said alot but I just had to get this off my chest. Maybe it'll make me feel better if some of you share my experience...but least to say I think it's time I hung up my hat on this game. My luck has officially run out.

 I’m sure the people with iq’s all have this curse because I’m one of them. Every loss exactly the same. Some cunt with skins that you have to pay to get always mysteriously always always always no matter what and no matter how fucked they are. Always always (as if it was rigged) finds a way to stay alive over and over and over and over. Sack his way to victory. Or reverse lethal me in situations that use to happen maybe one in every hundred games. Now every loss is exactly like this. 3/4 at least of the meta is solitaire un interactive I have no brain garbage. Wow what a fun game. No wonder all the worlds players are literally who’s. Before back in the day the same people would be at the top. Not anymore. All the good players are gone. All that are left are legit idiots who need the game played completely for them. Or Bli$&ard shills who get paid Bli$$ard bucks. But let’s be honest people. Game is rigged as fucked. And for the soy lapdogs that shout sauce!? Sauce!? It’s the same as 2+2=4. Oh wait I forgot you lack any sort of thinking skills not to know what is is.

Game is hopeless. It’s just a cesspool of legit retards and people who don’t know they’re retards. You pay for your rng or you just lose. For years now every loss is exactly the same. You lose to “created by”, top decking, or the nuts. I don’t bother playing shit out anymore because you can’t come back unless you pay for it, if you get blown out of the water once just concede. If you even get close the game will crush you because you’re not allowed to win no matter what. The game decides who wins before the game even starts. And if you are a good boy and give Bli$$ard real money you will have better rng.

Fuck hunter, fuck mage, fuck any stupid bullshit solitaire trash tier bullshit. My god same shit somehow continues to get worse. 0 interaction, 0 thought, 0 skill and all rng. Can’t tell you how from literal turn one it’s always top deck, top deck, top deck, me can’t think. Me need deck do all work. And game tell me what card to play each turn. Just fuck off and die shit game.

Tell me Bli$$ard why do I have to earn my wins. Scratch and claw for everyone one. But for some reason anytime I play people with avatars you have to play with real money they are just given free wins? When they need that one card they get it? Or with they need to win a 50/50 or hell even 1/7 they always just some how get it  every time? They draw perfect and if not the rng is always there to save there useless asses? I’d really like to know why that’s the case. And for the shill fags who say SAUCE!? Or do you have a study to back up your claim? Sure my study is fuck you. Get your nose out of the corrupt peoples assholes and think for yourself. OH BUT YOU SUBJECTIVE VIEWPOINT DOESNT COUNT! ITS BIASED! EXCEPT OURS BECAUSE WE SIDE WITH THE CORRECT VIEWPOINT! CONSPIRACY THEORIST! Go to hell you fucking cucks. And to those who aren’t brain dead retarded or lap dogs. You think Bli$$ard is bad now. Wait til after these court cases when it’s filled with diversity lol

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The game algorithm matches you with a hard opponent depending on your deck and other things.

I just confirmed today that this algorithm is super rigged, unfair and unfunny.

If I use slow warlock quest I got matched with quest mage 99% of the time. Then I make a paladin deck that counters that deck AND ALMOST ZERO mages.....and if its a mage, its NEVER quest.

I change to warlock..same thing again..quest mage.

Theres no reason to play a game where all this is manipulated like gambling in a casino.

I play since beta...and at those times opponents were RANDOM.

Not now....everything is MANIPULATED somehow...packs...adventures...matches....I have lost the interest to play.

 So if you think this is rigged against you, then what about your opponents? Were they rigged into good matchups? If so, they weren't rigged into hard matchups. What you're describing isn't the same rules for everyone.

A conspiracy theory really isn't a conspiracy theory without the benefactors of said rigging. So who are these opponents of yours getting these free wins? Bots programmed by Blizzard employees? Actual human Blizzard employees piloting the decks? People who spend more money on the game than you do? Lizard people? Zionists? I'm genuinely curious who you plan on scapegoating your ineptitude upon.

 You people lack such critical thinking it’s sad how incredibly unaware you are. Oh well just remember to get your weekly jab and remember papa Bli$$ard would never lie to us for the sake of profits :D

Nerf fucking apprentice already my fucking god how many more years bli$$ard!? Year after year degenerate otk degenerate otk I’m sick of the helmet solitaire players in this game let along that stupid fucking card that is always at the center of this shit

Rigged ass fucking game! Wow my massive win streaks always suddenly turn into massive losing streak where my opponents turn into god and oh you have lethal!? Oh well too bad my solitaire deck will give me 12 free damage out of nowhere with one card! Super amazingly skilled players! Suck my dick Bli$$ard get sued into oblivion already

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Playing Battlegrounds and die in a fight where I have 10% chance to lose and 1.8% chance to be lethaled. 

Get lethaled.

Take a break from the game.

Decide to play again and die in a fight where I have 97% chance of victory and 0.8% of being lethaled.

Get lethaled.

Lmao i cant bro

 Can relate. Every week the top 4 in bg’s 5 times quest. First four times ez. But every single fucking week without fail. 5th place, 5th place, 5th place, 5th place. Going on 10 fucking games now. And it’ll either be shit hero choices, shit battle rng, shit drafting choices. It’s always fucking something. Snipe 1 in 7 so anything I have with avenge never gets a fucking single unit of value ever. I’m so tired of Bli$$ards egalitarianism god complex that’s in reality just a fucking money laundering scam. Bull fucking shit if players are good fucking reward them! Stop dragging down people with a fucking brain to the level of retards! Oh pay your rng tax or get fucked pleb. This use to be a competitive game. Don’t tell me this shit isnt rigged with everything they’ve hinted at. How my luck “suddenly” takes a turn for the worse when I play people who in bg’s can emote. Or anyone else in any other mode who have skins that you have to buy to obtain. When Pavel won worlds especially the way he won worlds. The writing really was on the wall.

All hs is now is the fucking gutter of 60 iq faggots who think they are good at games. How the fuck has it gotten this bad. How is this possible? What’s that you haven’t logged in in a few days? That’s ok we remember you left on a win streak and you see we have this thing called goal of 50 percent win rate so you have to start losing to people who are spoon fed the perfect cards one way or another. You see they pay money for there cards and for there rng. And you can see by his hero skin he’s a good boy and he used real money! Just turn the game off people. Tell Bli$$ard fix your game or die. It’s unplayable in every single stupid mode. Top deck, discover, coin flip, 1/7 snipe, high roll thats all it fucking is! Shut the fucking game off. Uninstall and let this hot pile of garbage die.