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Jesus yes... The problem with this community is that it is full of fucking sweats that will only go to hsreplay and play the highest winrate. No brain. I win most of my games but fuck, I'm tired of Shaman...

EDIT: Hahahaha so nice. Ok HS, no more Shaman as I play the counter again, now I see my counter. Was 12-3, of course we need to go back to 50%. Rigged as fuck it is. 

Oh wow! And now I draw like shit... I have 10 card above 7 mana, all the rest is below. Guess what my draw is for the first 5 turns...

I do apologize, my opponent had both Brawl on the bottom 4. I won this and should never have. Nevermind all the salt until now. I'm an idiot. ^^

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Jesus yes... The problem with this community is that it is full of fucking sweats that will only go to hsreplay and play the highest winrate. No brain. I win most of my games but fuck, I'm tired of Shaman...

 

 The worst part is, what even beats a deck that so efficiently races to shoot your face? I know control warrior and maybe priest can do it, but soon as you queue up a deck like that, you'll definitely run into the greediest control warlock you ever saw. (which have been previously absent in my ladder experience lately...)

I know the saying, "if you can't beat them, join them" but honestly... if I have to resort to that, I'd rather just not play anymore. >_>

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Why is there so much fucking aggro 15/18 games were against fucking aggro that kills you by turn 5 and it doesnt matter what you do.

 Switch to a Control Warrior deck which destroys Shaman and Hunter.......guarantee you'll never face one again.

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@kinkijohnfowler:

I registered just to thank you to be a champion of reason and repeatedly attempt to reason with conspiracists and flat out put the whole thing to rest. I’ve been lurking for a while and couldn’t understand why anyone wasn’t slapping off the tin foil hat and reasonably explain how things work. I doubt he will ever post his replays. As you’ve said that’s something he’s been avoiding for good reason. Once that’s out, the show is over.

Re: why people are hostile against conspiracy theories? It’s not the theories themselves, it’s stupidity in general. People react adversely to stupid things. I mean, considering how many people work and have worked at Blizzard wouldn’t something as big as every game is rigged have leaked by now? Blizzard isn’t the Pentagon last I checked. 

 So John registered a second account to jerk himself off in front of everyone. How cute. 

 Exactly. Lol so let me get this straight.... we are supposed to believe someone was lurking this particular board for an indiscriminate amount of time san account...lol (wipes tears of laughter...) only to sign up and create an account just to congratulate a random poster that they agree with about a particular conspiracy that they happen to support...LOL 

And the kicker...claims that this user has put a well established and admitted fact that Blizzard manipulates game outcomes whethed via MMR, RNG, Deck matches, discover or other means "to rest"???

Blizzard has stated this as their goal themselves - so regardless of how they actually accomplish this - they are clearly manipulating Hearthstone game outcomes. 

GTFO of here with your fake accounts!

You probably got the same warning I did. We aren't allowed to talk about what Blizzard actually puts into print about their own game or the true believers might stop spending real money. So no more telling kids that Santa isn't real. Telling players to go kill themselves and threatening sexual assault on players is completely fine. Just don't pull back the curtain or you'll be banned. 

 Hey, ramp druid in classic mode who went roping all the match.

Fuck you. At least my shaman kicked your ass. But really, fuck you, grow a spine.

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Why is there so much fucking aggro 15/18 games were against fucking aggro that kills you by turn 5 and it doesnt matter what you do.

 HOW are you having issues with aggro?'!!  with all of the mindless removal, any chump can just kill everything easily with value to boot

Hahahaha got a quest to play frenzy minions, proceed to create a Warrior deck with just clicking random card with tag Frenzy, go in casual, face a Spell Mage that BM. 

Sweet lord what do you have to be to play that in casual AND Bm. 

And now a Priest. Ok casual is full of frustrated sweats it seems. It get funny actually. Seeing them try hard against random decks and BMing. Cause they can't even get out of bronze in ranked. 

I know the devs have hardcore stroked to warlock........the cringe deck running 20 removals while gaining life until they get to their gay legendaries to end the game...is a fxcking joke.  Unless you're playing mage/priest and get lucky, you'll just watch your board get wiped again and again.

And people here actually cry about aggro??!!  If you are losing to aggro in this meta, then you are just bad at the game.

Why is is when I go to casual to try out my new deck does every tryhard and sweat come out the fuckin woodwork with there BM and meta decks and roping every turn I just don't get it how can you be so proud of winning in a mode that's basically online practice? 

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I know the devs have hardcore stroked to warlock........the cringe deck running 20 removals while gaining life until they get to their gay legendaries to end the game...is a fxcking joke.  Unless you're playing mage/priest and get lucky, you'll just watch your board get wiped again and again.

And people here actually cry about aggro??!!  If you are losing to aggro in this meta, then you are just bad at the game.

 The warlock deck that's bottom tier 4 and loses to anything that isn't priest? That warlock deck?

Maybe you're just bad at the game...?

Can we please get a good tradeable anti secret tech?

PLEASE!!

The priest nerf was a fucking retarded move.

Good job now we can't even deal vs aggro and I can't even finish my quests. 

oh, the legendary trash-talking incel has appeared!!!  I'm certain you're a master who tops the boards displaying your p2w skill...lol  geeks like you crack me up, did that little post soothe your weak self-esteem?  Feel like a big boy now who may eventually touch a woman without the phrase sexual assault involved?   

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I know the devs have hardcore stroked to warlock........the cringe deck running 20 removals while gaining life until they get to their gay legendaries to end the game...is a fxcking joke.  Unless you're playing mage/priest and get lucky, you'll just watch your board get wiped again and again.

And people here actually cry about aggro??!!  If you are losing to aggro in this meta, then you are just bad at the game.

 The warlock deck that's bottom tier 4 and loses to anything that isn't priest? That warlock deck?

Maybe you're just bad at the game...?

 I'm probably terrible at the game because every time I queue against a warlock they manage to have a perfect curve...every...single...game

Hey all, I'm a little frustrated here. I've made it Platinum, which is the highest I've ever made in Ranked, but it seems like I've plateaued. I win 1 in every 5 games or so (not being bumped down to previous ranks anymore is a godsend lol) and can only make any kind of progress with my Aggro Elemental Shaman deck which I find boring af right now. What should I do here? I like playing Control type decks because I feel like I have to actually think but it seems like everyone I come across has an answer to everything I do, has perfect card draw and I get the total opposite. It's a little disheartening and I really wanna keep playing the game but it won't be worth it if I can't get myself out of this funk. TIA

So now we know that instead of making a good balanced game the shitheads at Blizzard were too busy talking about raping and harassing the women that work there. Fuck Blizzard and fuck every one of their piece of shit games. 

If you play bg’s you must pay bli$$ard money. Or be a kiss ass streamer. If not you will go nowhere in that mode.

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Hey all, I'm a little frustrated here. I've made it Platinum, which is the highest I've ever made in Ranked, but it seems like I've plateaued. I win 1 in every 5 games or so (not being bumped down to previous ranks anymore is a godsend lol) and can only make any kind of progress with my Aggro Elemental Shaman deck which I find boring af right now. What should I do here? I like playing Control type decks because I feel like I have to actually think but it seems like everyone I come across has an answer to everything I do, has perfect card draw and I get the total opposite. It's a little disheartening and I really wanna keep playing the game but it won't be worth it if I can't get myself out of this funk. TIA

Whatever you choose to play, make sure you like that deck for better results. If you like control, I can suggest Auron's control priest:
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You can adjust depending on the current meta (I've added some oozes because I got tired of facing shamans, and replaced Yogg with Mutanus).

Exactly where would you expect to “go”?  There’s no rewards for playing BG.  It’s just a diversion or quest fulfiller.  

Pretty amazing how many games I play that end in 5-6 turns where I go "wow that was only possible if those cards were drawn on curve in that order.

Equally as amazing is after I win a few games in a row how many games in a row I will lose to literally the same deck drawing the same cards on curve. It is unbelievable that you'd see the odds defied in one game let alone so many in a row. Imagine walking up to a blackjack table in Vegas and every hand either you or the dealer got blackjack. I would think that they would shut that table down after a few shoes. 

I've been warned that I can't talk about why this may be happening but I have a theory...