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Quote from BigDeal >>

I sincerely hope that paladin players get genital warts.  Thats all.  Fucking window-licking morons. 

As an N'Zoth paladin I had a rush warrior opponent with the nickname InsulT earlier today. On turn 7 I buffed my 2 minions with the hand of a'dal and double conviction and hit him for 24. He rage quitted and I saw a recent opponent friend request immediately. I actually suspected smth like mutual rofling about this BALANCED situation (no lies), however I received multiple die from cancer wishes instead and bursted in tears even harder. Was that you buddy? 

Even though this is the salt thread, I had to share this, cause I bet my opponent was pretty salty.

Don’t mind me. Just me playing standard like I do every month and remember what a rigged piece of trash it is just like every other mode. Every notice or ever wonder blah blah blah. Yeah I do because it IS rigged. But room temp iq people who pay for there rng will never understand this because Blizzard would never do that!!! Haha eat a dick you useful idiots. You pay to bm people like me by top decking and discovering the perfect card over and over and over. But go ahead and think highly of your wins Papa Blizzard gives you for being good boys.

Rigged piece of fucking shit! You win four in a row?! Guess what happens next!? You’re about to win your fifth so you can stop playing and get your stupid xp? Oh sorry guy actuuuuuuuuallllllly we need you to play more so you can get that xp. So you will get ever bad match up now anddddd your opp will top deck and discover the perfect card every time they’re in deep shit. EVERY FUCKING LOSS IS EXACTLY THE SAME! “ competitive fucking card game” hahahahhah we redefine ever other thing in modernity. Why the fuck not redefine what the word competitive means while we re at it!

First of the month rigging is the best kind of rigging.

EVERY SINGLE OPPONENT TODAY IS A DIRECT COUNTER TO ANY DECK I PLAY.

Thank you Blizzard. I should know better than to play the first day of the month. All the mouth breathers and power gamers come back down from wherever they usually reside and make the ladder an absolute cesspool.

How big of a loser do you have to be to play pally on day 1 in BRONZE. I mean this is the worst community in all of gaming. Nothing but tryhard losers who think they're making money from this game. Scum of the world.

Only Blizzard can be fucking stupid enough to kill mage but leave Pally the way it is. Fucking morons.

People who play scumladin don't accept friend requests. These people know they're douchebag aholes for playing that garbage on day 1. But of course like any other scumbag they admit it.

These losers playing scumladin actually bm and think they did something to win. Fucking morons.

I know that there are a ton of players that really want to believe that the game is legit. That every aspect of the game is not predetermined and that RNG effects are actually random. Unfortunately all it takes is casual observance and a completely basic understanding of probability to recognize that this is not the case. So many people here point out that you win 5 games, then you lose 5 games. Plus the games are all the same. When it is my turn to lose I often  face the same deck 3 games in a row. With the same opening hands. As I have said the AI that they use to script the game isn't subtle. It chooses the best cards, the best counters (Oh My Yogg is a perfect example of how the game can pick winners and losers), and hands players perfect lethal. If you win in 5 rounds it isn't because you are awesome. You have to draw perfect cards on curve to do 30+ damage in 5 rounds. 

The game is a sad shell of its former self. Thought and strategy have been removed in order to attract new players and keep them playing. When they copy a net deck and draw perfect cards on curve, the Dopamine hits and the noobs keep playing longer and (Blizzard hopes) eventually spend real money to get enough dust to make the next flavor of the week net deck promoted by the streamers. Blizzard has a stated goal of an overall 50% win rate. No one should be surprised that they manipulate the game to achieve their stated goal. Nor should anyone be surprised that they dumbed the game down once the general consensus became that new players found the game too intimidating and that they thought they couldn't compete with long term players that had more cards/dust/gold. They can't make money on veteran players that pay for everything with gold and have stockpiles of dust. So they took a once great game and turned it into a mindless activity that runs on autopilot. 

Quote from Evil_B >>

I know that there are a ton of players that really want to believe that the game is legit. That every aspect of the game is not predetermined and that RNG effects are actually random. Unfortunately all it takes is casual observance and a completely basic understanding of probability to recognize that this is not the case. So many people here point out that you win 5 games, then you lose 5 games. Plus the games are all the same. When it is my turn to lose I often  face the same deck 3 games in a row. With the same opening hands. As I have said the AI that they use to script the game isn't subtle. It chooses the best cards, the best counters (Oh My Yogg is a perfect example of how the game can pick winners and losers), and hands players perfect lethal. If you win in 5 rounds it isn't because you are awesome. You have to draw perfect cards on curve to do 30+ damage in 5 rounds. 

The game is a sad shell of its former self. Thought and strategy have been removed in order to attract new players and keep them playing. When they copy a net deck and draw perfect cards on curve, the Dopamine hits and the noobs keep playing longer and (Blizzard hopes) eventually spend real money to get enough dust to make the next flavor of the week net deck promoted by the streamers. Blizzard has a stated goal of an overall 50% win rate. No one should be surprised that they manipulate the game to achieve their stated goal. Nor should anyone be surprised that they dumbed the game down once the general consensus became that new players found the game too intimidating and that they thought they couldn't compete with long term players that had more cards/dust/gold. They can't make money on veteran players that pay for everything with gold and have stockpiles of dust. So they took a once great game and turned it into a mindless activity that runs on autopilot. 

 100% true. Games a pale shell of its former greatness...and all it has left really is the artistic contributions that keep it afloat (music, art style, animations, lore, etc)...oh and the fact there's not a direct competitor.

How pathetic and sad must your life be to bm players in a game. The best part is these players are fucking pussies who will never accept a friend request. Scum of the world pathetic losers.

Quote from Fyrfytr998 >>

First of the month rigging is the best kind of rigging.

EVERY SINGLE OPPONENT TODAY IS A DIRECT COUNTER TO ANY DECK I PLAY.

Thank you Blizzard. I should know better than to play the first day of the month. All the mouth breathers and power gamers come back down from wherever they usually reside and make the ladder an absolute cesspool.

You could not hand pick cards any better than the AI system currently does. Eventually I think they will tweak it to give the appearance of randomness but until then it's perfect card after perfect card. Had they not pulled back the curtain with ZTG we'd still have fan boys on here swearing that it would be impossible for Blizzard to program something that reads the board and chooses the best card. Funny how they disappeared the moment that ZTG was released. 

NOT a rigged a game at all roflmao. Play a reno deck in wild and get people who play albatross in their deck 100% of the time. Blizztard should be sued for rigging this game. Enough is enough.

Fuck everyone that plays paladin.

To the rogue player that spammed greeting and emptied his hand before lethal, you are a veeeeery sad little person my friend if your only kick in life is to be annoying to others. If you are a teen please grow up, if you are an adult... Well...

EDIT: Actually it would seem this game is riddle with frustrated little kid that can only BM... WHERE IS MY AUTO SQUELSH OPTION?!

Oh and, you don't wanna play the top meta? THen get fucked all day long... Such a nice game, time for me to take again an another break for some months...

I love how toxic the forums are here

You make a point - you are salty

You say a card is good or bad - You dumb

You give an opinion - Shut up

HOW ABOUT WE ALL GROW  UP

Lightning Bloom

Solar Eclipse

Arbor up

Lol I win

Why the hell do people play meta decks on bronze, silver and gold ranks? You can climb through there with some meme decks while actually having fun, goofing around with stuff and then switch to top tier decks later, when you reach Diamond or high Platinum. You can literally lose 3 out of 4 games and still climb when you have a decent star bonus. Why do I have to play against Face Hunters, Control Warlocks and OTK DHs on Gold 9? I will see enough of them on Diamond. Is no one interested in deckbuilding, playing some rarely used cards? I don't wanna always play casual to actually have some fun in the game.

Third Face Hunter in a row. Now I feel an itch to play Libram Pally and wipe the floor with those suckers.