Hearthpwn

I love how the game literally gets to a point where doesn’t matter what you do, how you play, if you switch decks, you will lose absolutely no matter what. Perfect discovers, perfect top decks, draws the perfect half of their deck when you lose 5, 6, 7, 8 games in a row it’s because you are just winning too much. Or as games use to be pay to win but if you’re retarded you can still lose. Well have no fear Bli$$ard perfected that. You pay for the cards anddddd the rng now! So don’t worry if you pay with real cash you will win! Nothing you do matters! We tell you when you are allowed to win pleb!

This game being anything but hot garbage hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

I can’t understand why every good player left this game. Really gets my noggin joggin. Almost as if this game became rigged and they figured why waste my time when people with room temp iq will be carried to victory

This game is so fucking goddamn bad. And you just have to play standard for exp cuz hrr it’s so skillful and good! Yeah it doesn’t matter how far ahead you are. It doesn’t matter how legit stupid you’re opp is. It’s just every turn top deck, top deck, they discover literally 30 diff cards from diff classes. Oh haha sorry I’m going to beat you with pure 100 percent rng discover cards haha too bad! You should’ve played better! its a fucking nightmare every week no one should have to play that god forsaken mode for stupid exp nobody and I’m sick of having to put up with it just for exp. Only to have every game that should be a win stolen by what I just mentioned wasting my time more and more because bli$$ard has to have “equality” in there game by dragging down everyone with a brain to retard level just so these stupid people can compete.

Plays bg’s, plays a khadgar strategy deck. For 8 consecutive rounds. Go second and khadgar gets sniped every first swing. So lose a 50/50 8 times in a row, then proceed to lose my opponent hitting a 1/7 for 8 consecutive rounds until I get knocked out. What a fun and truthfully rigged er oh I mean skillful game!

In bg’s a one in seven opening perfect hit snipe and exact damage to lethal me consistently. Nothing to see here says Bli$$ard

Haha sure is fun playing games that are 45 mins long. Having every possible rng go against me. Lose 17 50/50s. Have my opponent discover zillions of cards to keep his scrub ass in the game. Only to go to fatigue to of course my opponent. Perfect top deck, perfect top deck, perfect top deck, perfect top deck. Wow such top tier skillz. Such out play. Thanks for being nothing more than a waste of fucking Bli$$ard. Have to make sure helmet players can compete right? What a fucking sad sad game where having any brain cells now gives you literally 0 edge over someone anymore 

Top deck, top deck, top deck, top deck, discover, discover, discover, discover, discover, rng, rng, rng, rng, haha you lose bad player! Should’ve played around it! You’d would think the disgusting result of Pavel winning the world championship a few years back would’ve signaled a change but nahhhh double down! More diversity hires! Keep pre ordering $80 bundles! We’re Blizzard a small indie company trust us we care despite what we do we care!

This game is an insult to anyone with a higher iq than 80. Which at this point 80 and under is prob the overwhelming majority now

Tell me Bli$$ if your game isnt fixed then how do I always know when I’m getting knocked out in BG? If there is 5-6 people left and I’m in first if I’m not at least at 35 and I’m playing against 5-6 I know I’m getting knocked out. Everytime the fight rng will just completely shit the bed and I’ll take almost 40 EVERYTIME. If I’m 4, 5, 6 I know I’m getting knocked how. How? Because it’s the same procedure everytime. I’ll play 1 and if I manage to win I’ll every single time play second right after. Every single fucking time. It literally doesn’t matter. When Bli$$ says youre done you’re fucking done. And it’s pretty fucking sad. Standard, wild, BG, Arena, all the fucking same. 

I come here at the start of the month only to remember why I play for a week then basically don’t for the rest of the month. The game just gets worse by the set. And every game where my win rate is maybe 30 percent is haha I have genie I win! Haha I discover I win! Haha I top deck I win! And let’s see I play aggro and all I play against is control with haha board clear haha board clear! Every turn. Then if I switch to control it’s haha nuts! Haha you didn’t draw a single board clear! Haha you lose! And I think hm do the dick sucking streamers get this unlucky? Haha nah fam! They make sure to say nothing but good things about good ol Bli$$ard entertainment. And you you little shit talking cunt do you lie and say good things about us? No? Hm ok well you at least payed your rng tax and bought packs and or the latest super cool amazing bundle right? No? Then I guess you just have to play better. And by that we mean spend real money or you will always get shit on no matter what you play.

Wtf does it take Bli$$ard wtf does it fucking take for you to realize your game is fucking garbage and you are just money grabbing pieces of shit huh!? Why do you continue to give and allow any kind of res priest to exist. Tell me fucking why a deck that does nothing, and a deck with endless board clears, a deck that only needs to play one monster is healthy for this game? Tell me why a high rolling piece of shit class is allowed to just summon the same monster over and over and over and over and over again with no draw backs is fair. Explain that to us you fucking twats! No one likes priest. And no one likes res priest. So why does it still exist. Go die in the deepest hole Activison. And that’s just one class of your fucking stupid game. Imagine if I talked about all the other trash tier brainless classes with their garbo haha in a gud player cards!

Imagine my opp playing yogg and it ever doing anything but winning them the game. Funny how it’s always a Hail Mary and it always pays off! Imagine that!

Words can’t describe how so fucking sick and tired I am of losing every game to bullshit top deck, bullshit top deck, bullshit top deck to 3, 4, 5, 6 games in a row. In what fucking universe is this suppose to be skillful and fun? I’m fucking tired of it you bullshit company! I’m tired of playing well and being spat in the fucking face because you think it’s unfair for players especially bad players to have to fucking think! Fuck you’re equality and grow a brain and stop non stop catering to these people you greedy trash company! Man have you sold your soul Bli$$. I hope your now soy and blue haired girl infested company is worth it now that you have all those green backs!