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will try throwing this guy in some of my token decks, should be pretty good!

best warlock card of all time HANDS DOWN. My favorite card of the expansion. Screw warlocks, screw their cards and screw their BS hero power. This card will actually make me want to play warlock lol

Love it! Hopefully it wont make it into zoo warlock though. Will be fun to add to a duplicate mage deck (in wild)

This card isn't as bad as people are making it out to be and i'll explain why. (disclaimer: this is under the assumption that the slime has taunt. If the slime doesn't have taunt, then this card is as bad as people are making it out to be.)

First off, the obvious comparison to this is sludge belcher. Sludge belcher costs 1 more and gets +1 +1 ( adding the 1 attack to the slime) which is a standard increase for 1 mana. Now, sludge belcher was the go to taunt, but belcher wasn't actually that great vs agro as people make it out to be. Most face decks run 2 silences, and when belcher gets silenced it's no better than a sen jin shieldmasta, which is MUCH better vs face. Sen Jin is better vs agro because 1. you get it out a turn earlier which is huge because turn 3 is when the face deck should have the board and they start hitting their heavy damage the turn after. If you just had belcher, you'd take like 8-10 extra damage. And once they do kill your belcher, since theyre aggressive, theyre more than likely to have multiple minions, and ones that will not die to 1 single damage and have 2 attack, so in an agro vs control situation, the agro deck is very likely to damage efficiently remove the belcher. So shieldmasta is better in that situation. The tauren might not be that great because the 2 attack isn't threatening enough and the 3 hp doesnt block much, but it's still better than belcher because you can get it out faster. 

However, sludge belcher is much better than shieldmasta vs control decks, because it will always block 2 attacks and is very likely to have overkill, because it defends against big minions. The tauren does the same thing, and the hp is irrelevant because it will be tanking big minions, so it's a buff to sludge belcher, it just loses out on the 1 attack, but it gains the 1 attack on the spawn. 

In a nutshell, don't judge the card just yet, it's not bad at all. (again, this is implying that the slime has taunt lol)

a warrior weapon with more than 2 durability YESS! upgrade synergy baby! Totally gonna throw this bad boy in my 2x upgrade face warrior deck. Unfortunately, has anti-synergy with cursed blade though :(

what are you talking about!?!? you can just warsong commander this crap out! Gonna be OP as helll :D

this is totally going in my mega patron axe flinger sea reaver enrage deck

awesome for patron decks

Really awful card lol. Warlock needs more bad cards though. When blizzard gives warlock even 1 good card like dark peddler, it becomes broken as hell and a 2 of in every deck. Warlock is such a badly designed class that it's really difficult for them to print any card without it being really bad or really broken. It's waaaaay better for the metagame to see them make bad cards though, so keep em coming!

I love the art and the fact that this is some rare rep from Mists of Pandaria! Unfortunately, you heard it here folks. The ONLY C'thun deck is going to be a version of herp derp handlock. Blizzard had to go and get rid of all the fun synergy cards for the cthun decks like duplicate and echo of medivh, so you won't be seeing them in mage, which would've been really cool and fun. Instead, theyre just going to be part of good ol' boring as hell handlock that didnt lose a single card from the standard switch. These cards won't be good for the same reason feugen and stalagg aren't good. It's because you need to draw through your deck really fast, which warlock is really broken at doing because theres literally no drawback for them to do it, and they don't have to waste card slots on card draw cards. Prepare to make "cool" C'thun decks with  other classes like druid, then lose to a tier 1 version of handlock that does the same thing whilst making it as unfun and uninteresting as possible.

i got that vs a mech mage that dumped his hand turn 3 and had the stupid double mechwarper BS opener. I haven't laughed so much in a long time

I would not even play this card in a token paladin deck. 5 1 1s for 5 mana is awful. If you think of it as a 5 5, a 5 5 for 5 is awful. This card is basically a crappy version of stranglethorn tiger. Both cards are 5 5s, and they both have pretty good buff synergy. You play this card to synergize with something like a blessing of kings, but you can do the same thing with a stranglethorn tiger, but no one plays that card. If this was 4 mana, it wouldnt even be played in the current meta, but 5? cmon. This card makes ball of spiders look good

you get this card along with cthun for free

I love playing beast hunter. I try over and over with different lists, but it never feels that strong. Honestly, hunter is one of the worst classes right now in my opinion because face hunter is completely outclassed by face shaman and face warrior because of sir finley, and the 2 new super aggressive 1 drops. Midrange hunter is like a vastly worse version of tempo mage, secret paladin, and combo druid which are the other similar midrange decks. Hunter's hero power isn't actually that bad in control matchups, because you get to do face damage to them every turn regardless of what your minions do, so you can trade with his board without having to drop pressure. It's not as good vs priest and warrior though. Out of the new cards hunter has now, i think explorer's hat and jeweled scarab are the best ones. Explorer's hat is an incredible control favored card that makes your deck almost an auto win vs control warrior. Unfortunately, it's god awful vs handlock because most things are awful vs handlock and they can silence your guys. And it's bad vs rogue because of sap, and priests will entomb you. But other than that, youll grind out any deck with the hat because of the insane value. When you get your multiplied hats going, youre basically playing a dude with blessing of kings on EVERY single turn, and they get overrun. The camel is an awful card. I made a deck that only ran 2 injured kvaldirs which is the only card worth playing with the camel because hunter 1 drops are all really bad compared to other classes like mage, shaman, and priest. What usually happens with the camel, is that youll get your kvaldir out, but then he gets a zombie chow or mana wyrm or some other dumb crap, and even though you got a 2 4 for free which is awesome, whatever they got gets charge so it's irrelevent. And when they get nothing, they just play a piloted shredder or a druid of the claw or something the turn after, then you have 2 worthless 2 4s that have to trade into a 4 drop, so youd be better off literally just playing saboteur most of the time. Hunter's just a weak class right now. Warlock is probably the best class because they got one of the most broken cards in the game "dark peddeler" and handlock is stronger than ever. Priest, mage, and paladin are up there too, but shaman, hunter, warrior, and rogue are at the bottom. Shaman got the best face deck now, but every other shaman deck is crap.