That was hilarious, well written
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drewr83 posted a message on Drunksteed 2.0 |DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD|Posted in: Drunksteed 2.0 |DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD| -
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Warnerve75 posted a message on Drunksteed 2.0 |DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD|Posted in: Drunksteed 2.0 |DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD|look at the cards and power at the mana cost compared to current decks. you fall behind very quickly to 70 percent of decks on the ladder. Its not competitive to say the least in any sense of the imagination and never could be. Fun but nothing to take seriously
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Coagulant posted a message on Drunksteed 2.0 |DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD|Posted in: Drunksteed 2.0 |DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD|Played this thing on casual last night won 6 in a row and got excited. Then lost 2. Took it on ladder and tanked from Rank 6 to 8. Danksteed hangover. Love popping out 2 Thadius (yes those cards work), but the deck is not consistent enough for the ladder in my hands.
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lokisbull posted a message on Drunksteed 2.0 |DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD|Posted in: Drunksteed 2.0 |DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD|Love that you out the combo forThaddius into the deck.
Previously I found I was winning a with a little too much consistency, which lead to tryhardness for #1 legend and therefore less drinking.
NOW I win less consistently but WAY more spectacuarly doubleThaddius usually means I can't even hit face before they concede, this gives me more time to drink and my losses are forgotten in a haze, my wins however, are burned into the soul....
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godofclown posted a message on Drunksteed 2.0 |DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD|Posted in: Drunksteed 2.0 |DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD|My god these comments are filled with trolls.
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s2mikey posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place!Posted in: General DiscussionThis game sucks. Its a fucking casino game and thats it. Im sorry but Ive been playing long enough and have analyzed enough situations to fuly realize that when you win its because your opening cards & draws were good and when you lose they werent. Period. This idea that Legend players somehow have it all figured out is so ignorant and stupid that its hilarious. Its like saying the guy that won his bet on the roulette wheel is a "skilled roulette wheel player" or a lottery winner is somehow a skilled lotto player. Yeah fucking right.
If a few players hit legend each year then they are simply playing a LOT more and have nothing better to do. Thats it. They are also getting better draws. Someone has to win and someone has to lose. If some people get luckier then so be it. The math supports it. It is entirely possible for a coin flip to land on tails 75 times out of 100. Or 750,000 times out of 1,000,000 times. Thats a fact. So this "skill" shit is extremely overrated. Blizzard even claims the game is designed to have a LOW skill ceiling. There ya go.
There are very few decisions to be made in this game. You have X mana to use and since we never have enough cards to pick from your decision is made for you due to whats in your hand. I dont know why people cant grasp this. On turn 3 if you need a certain card and dont have it...what the fuck are you supposed to do? The answer is nothing. You CANT do anything. Wheres the skill? Thought so.
You're welcome.
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HunkyPupser posted a message on Am I scumback for doing this?Posted in: General DiscussionIMO you're actually doing them a favour, setting the noobs up for what to expect when they gather some cards and properly get into the game.
Everybody with half a brain knows you only did this for some attention. You already know real players hate scum decks like face hunter and secret pally. But worry not my remedial friend, for whenever you catch yourself a win, you seep another drop of stupidity into the already braindead sea that surrounds the few of us who attempt to do something worthwhile with our time here. Like learn, challenge ourselves, wade through the facetards to find that one control match up so we may actually pit our wits against somebody with an ounce of intelligence. We know who we are, and we are deserved of our pride. We are the Generals, employing tactics and gameplans. We put the guns in the hands of idiots like you who run out blindfolded, spraying and praying. We smile when you catch a win, in the same way you smile as the winner ambles across the finish line in the special olympics.
You go ahead, young simpleton, and farm those noobs for what they are worth. You are simply training more people, and every once in a while, one of those noobs will raise their head and join our ranks, and together we will scoff at the morons that are you and your kindred.
Now, if you had the capacity to stay in tune long enough to read this, I'm sure your braincell is itching to switch back to whatever "cats do the stupidest things" youtube video you have paused. Return there my friend, and be happy again. And the next time you see that nerd who was in your class, who runs his own business now and owns a boat which he travels the world upon with his loving wife, remember that you were more popular in school and that's what really counts right...................? :-p
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TinkerSparkles posted a message on Am I scumback for doing this?Posted in: General DiscussionRead all this while eating lunch. Entertaining enough. Though I suspect OP is acting a lot dumber than he might be, his fake persona is someone I'd slap around indeed.
All in all, a 10 minutes well spent.
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LumiyatheHunter posted a message on Darklumiya's Season 2 Legend (Post UTH Nerf)Posted in: Darklumiya's Season 2 Legend (Post UTH Nerf)This deck would not benefit from any of them.
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I love it when people playing these no skill cancer decks like face hunter or eboladin complain at classes like warrior for not dying straight away. I'm just like "LOOK AT YOURSELF"
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Awwwww can the shitty no skill requiring agro player not get his free cheap unworthy wins BibleThump
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Second brawl
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Says the fucker with Favourite Class: hunter hahahahha
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I don't see any value in Gadazan Jouster, You may aswell run zombie chow, unless you want to be more aggressive in which case don't play midrange play secret, shockadin and eboladin...
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Yeah I don't like it in the deck either, so I replaced it with sneeds old shredder, why? Because it's sneeds old shredder.
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Replace Saraad".marian" with Harrison Jones and replace geddon with a second brawl