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Go fishing somewhere else....

I'm at 3 health vs. a Face Hunter...I have lethal on board.

It's his turn...he throws out a "Well played"...then waits.  Will I concede assuming he has one of a number of things to kill me?

NOT THIS TIME SCUMBAG!  I wait.
I wait some more.
I got all the time in the world.

He concedes.   GO FISHING SOMEWHERE ELSE!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is it just more or does grinding the ladder feel extremely tedious this season?

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I recently hit ~40 packs opened (lost the count for a bit, +-5 packs), no legendaries yet. Tried opening cards in a hearthstone pack opening simulator, got 5 legendaries in first 30 cards. Yep, I did have the probabilities set up correctly.

Let's get salty!

In which server are u? I'm way below average as well when I open a great amount of card packs...

This is a fucking joke. After that he had violet teacher, swipe, swipe, double power of the wild. 

What a fucking joke. 

I don't netdeck, and this morning I wanted to have some fun with my Malygos-Priest. I end up with a midrange Shaman list that's here on Hearthpwn.

The game was going ok, I made a small mistake caused by greediness ("I can only get punished by ONE card, and I know he doesn't have it, so it should be fine....topdeck"). Opponent played into Holy Nova and I took back the board. I had Malygod and 2x Holy Smite in hand, both discounted by Thaurissan. Opponent starts using Doomhammer to clear my stuff, I win as soon as I draw Mindblast (I play 2). 10 cards left, 9 cards left, 8 cards left, 7 cards left, 6 cards left...nope. Opponent uses the last 2 charges of Doomhammer to kill my 2/4 taunt and goes to 15hp, I have 14gmd burst in hand, then plays Alrakir, I'm down to 9 with only Alrakir, a 3/2 and 0/2 totems on his board.

I draw...still no Mindblast..... Blackwing Corruptor, kill the 3/2..... I heal to 11hp, I have 2 Mindblasts left in the bottom 5 cards. Shaman draws his last Rockbiter Weapon for 12 damage.

Holy crapload of doom.

Fuck off OP CONTROL WARRIOR

Please for the love of all things...get me out of the sub rank 15 madness.....

Are you being constantly crushed by eboladns, crushing shammys, and infinite armor warriors?

Face.....facefacefacefaceface lol

Now hearthpwn is feeding me a moblie site. I hate mobile sites.

"request desktop site" isn't working god fucking damnit.

love being stuck at rank 20 because of face hunters and people who should be at legend rank farming for a golden hero 

Yesterday, I played a few games with my pirate rogue deck and didn't get ANY pirate at all for the first 3 or 4 turns! I kept getting backstab, prep, etc... So, of course, I ended up losing all my games!

I decided to switch for my patron warrior but, again, bad Mulligan, no weapon until turn 6...

So I went to my Dragon Priest but AGAIN... Mulligan my original hand as it had no dragon just to get a SW:D and 2 holy nova... then a velen's chosen, and no dragon until turn 4, by the time I was half dead with no board control and no way to take it back...

I guess there are days like that when you're better off leaving your tablet on the table and go do something else!

In one turn, I went from 30 to -14. Now I don't mind grim patron warrior, but when the rope has well and truly run out, or should've. (Thanks Blizzard you cunts.) The prick I'm playing against has no right to win. There are timers on the turns for a god damn reason and it shouldn't be that it only applies some of the time. I sat and watched a bajillion frigging frothing beserker triggers before dying when it absolutely should've been my turn, during which I could've absolutely killed both of them

this game doesnt need nerfs. it needs SPELL TAUNT, SO I CANT BE SKILL COMMANDED OR FIREBALLED. damn. im hungry

Dropped from rank 10 to 16 in a 6 hours of playing, maybe 5 wins since I started? Like WTF is happening... :(

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Im sick of secret paladin, and I hate Blizzard developpers.

They just dont take shaman class seriously. The class is dead for 1 years now. And they still cant balance it, instead of that they give paladin the murlock knight, the misterious challenger.

so unfair.

Paladin was shit before tgt too man. And yes I agree that mysterious challenger and murloc knight made it overpowered as shit

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Quote from KillerDrag >>

Im sick of secret paladin, and I hate Blizzard developpers.

They just dont take shaman class seriously. The class is dead for 1 years now. And they still cant balance it, instead of that they give paladin the murlock knight, the misterious challenger.

so unfair.

Paladin was shit before tgt too man. And yes I agree that mysterious challenger and murloc knight made it overpowered as shit

GvG control Pally was a thing.

So, let me get this straight...

When you draft in arena, people actually go to a website and let the site make the deck for you? I almost spit out my drink when I read that. Are you fucking kidding me? How you draft is like 50% of the skill in any draft format, and you are so bad, or not willing to learn anything, that you make a computer pick your cards for you???

This is an all new low. Holy crap players are bad. Its like playing golf and giving them handicap 50, without telling anyone. Anyone going 12 wins with a computer generated deck dont deserve it in the slightest. Gtfo.

I love it when people playing these no skill cancer decks like face hunter or eboladin complain at classes like warrior for not dying straight away. I'm just like "LOOK AT YOURSELF" 

After losing so many games on ranked, I still manage to finish my quest with my pirate rogue deck...

As I was quite frustrated by the ladder, I wanted to do an arena to change a bit of gameplay and ended up drafting some kind of weird mage deck. As my skills aren't great and RNG was still not on my side, I did a lame 2-3.

I was about to simply shut off the game but decided to open up my pack of cards first.

And I got Ysera! So, despite bad RNG, I am still happy, it will be a great addition to my Dragon Priest deck!

And I dez the rest of the card so that I could craft that flare I wanted for my facehunter deck too!