Hearthpwn

Just today Reynad made a video talking about this card. He makes some good points about the Creeper, especially in aggro decks that run Patches.

Neat! I've been playing since release and I was missing Illidan.

Have 2x the Druid quest to play X amount cards. I don't have much from the new expansion so I make up a Jade deck.

First opponent: pirate warrior with War Axe, I concede turn 2 with 4 cards in hand that cost 5+ after mulligan

Second opponent: quest Warrior, I have lethal on board, draws Brawl, plays the 1/4 discover taunt,  uses brawl, wins brawl against a full board

I finish the quest, open the pack, 1 rare + 4 commons, none of which i'll never play.

Back to Gwent.

When opponent plays Curious Glimmerroot: Swipe - Savagery - Knight of the Wild

When I play Curious Glimmerroot: Swipe - Wrath - Aya

Feelsbadman.

Who in Blizzard's team thought that a brawl with a minion that automatically deals 3dmg to the face each turn could be fun?

If it attacked a random enemy it would have been retarded but ok for a weird brawl....but ONLY FACE?

ffs

Pretty much the same for me. Spent some money for adventures then managed to survive completely f2p. And by "survive" I mean that I have all the good cards from each expansion, 1x Legendary and 2x for the rest.

I don't even play that much, just doing dailies and brawls. Used to play a lot more before WotOG, my playing time dropped during the Yogg-meta and all the Pirates didn't improve it for me.

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Although this is not exactly right

Classic pack was rather weak, 4 commons (1 golden) and a rare. With the money I got from the brawl quest I bought a pack and found Don hancho. That was great for me because I reset my pity timer and I can now safely craft the few legendaries and epics I'm missing from the set.

I can start saving gold again, yay!

Happiest I've ever been about a pack with no Legendaries.

Had very bad luck opening MNG packs so far. Today I got the 80g quest and challenged a friend. Enough gold for a pack -> Golden Kazakus.

Holy crapload of doom, I've been thinking about crafting him for a week. That pack felt amazing.

Priest meta is inherently impossible: the vast majority of players will never play control, even if it is top tier.

>5 Cards revealed

>"Here's why this expansion is shit"

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Now we know why Ancient of Lore was nerfed...

Cho'Rrggl

OH BOO FUCKING HOO

PRIEST HAS BEEN BOTTOM TIER FOREVER.  LET US HAVE A FUCKING MOMENT.

I just had to lose an arena game at 10 wins from rope because I had bad diahreah ....FEELSBADMAN

I have something terrible with druids. I never really liked Blizzard's druids. But there is one druid, one druid that I just can't take anymore. Stormrage...

In WoW, fucking Malfurion spends most of the time doing absolutely nothing while everything else saves the Wild, the world, or that horned fucker, or dies in an attempt of saving him from his own stupidity. In Heroes of the Storm, whenever I find a Malfurion is a fucking moron who goes all DPS while letting me die when even a single tick from that fucking HoT he apparently forgets all the time can be casted on allies would've done the trick and save me. And of course, as Malfurion is no way a DPS hero, ends up doing bullshit, with the only remarkable action of letting other people who had no better choice than rely in him die.

And then there is the Heartstone Malfurion. Maybe the most misserable of all druids. I bet if Xavius learned druidism the calss would actually be slightly less scumbag. Does not matter what you play as Malfurion, any sort of decent Malfurion deck died ages ago. I tried to see something positive in Malfurion, but finally killed my hopes (funny how those Yogg druids have taken a big part on such a conclusion).

Are you C'Thun? Then you'll curve your bullshit like a mootherfucker and poop out your ass unreal turns and ramps without any additional card draw. How can you consistently topdeck double Innervate, double Twilight Elder, double Dark Arakkoa, C'Thun's Chosen, double Swipe, Twin Emperor Vek'lor, C'Thun and some other drops depending on match? Right, because Malfurion is a dick.

If you happen to be a Yogg druid (what has token become, jesus christ?), then you just SMOrc like a madman with some bullshit token-like start, but the if opponent happens to control you, "oh, suprise!" you play Gadgetzan Auctioneer and display a miracle that would leave the rogue equivalent naked and beaten to death in an abandoned road, with double Arcane GiantCard Name on top of it. And just in case somehow you still lose, Yogg Saron, Hope's End says hello! You worthless piece of shit can't even imagine how to make a non-SMOrc beast druid even while having loads of awesome or even borderline broken drops for it, so you have to call a random rapist to give you that undeserved win you are always whining about.

And of course, if you happen to be arena, you still a douchebag who curves out like a dream, SMOrcs the shit out of people and finish in a topdecked lame as fuck way while emoting like a beaten orphan whose soul had been crushed so many times you had already forgot forever what is to be apreciated by anything.

Burn in hell, Malfurion. The only real thing I'd be sad about your death is your wife who you did'nt touch at all after 10000 years. Asshole.

EDITED: Was so mad I forgot how to english.

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So I played against Jungle Moonkin Druid at high legend..I was playing Totem Shaman.

He was pretty behind and only Swipe saves him...he topdecks it.

He plays Yogg Saron which gives him a Burgle.

Then I rebuild my board and havve a Valiant with some totems, he plays Fandral, Wraths Totem Golem, draws Nourish, which gets him Mulch...

I get ahead again and bring him to 5 with a Doomhammer...he plays Moonkin, draws desperately to find the second Swipe, with 4 mana he uses Far Sight got from Burgle, uses Swipe and clears my Board...

I attack with Doomhammer and bring him to one, with me at 15 life, he has just a Moonkin.

He plays Nourish, draws another Moonkin, attacks me for 4 bringing me down to 11, Innervates a LAVA SHOCK got from the Burgle and uses the second Moonfire to kill me exactly...

I'm done for today, really...

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So I played against Jungle Moonkin Druid at high legend..I was playing Totem Shaman.

He was pretty behind and only Swipe saves him...he topdecks it.

He plays Yogg Saron which gives him a Burgle.

Then I rebuild my board and havve a Valiant with some totems, he plays Fandral, Wraths Totem Golem, draws Nourish, which gets him Mulch...

I get ahead again and bring him to 5 with a Doomhammer...he plays Moonkin, draws desperately to find the second Swipe, with 4 mana he uses Far Sight got from Burgle, uses Swipe and clears my Board...

I attack with Doomhammer and bring him to one, with me at 15 life, he has just a Moonkin.

He plays Nourish, draws another Moonkin, attacks me for 4 bringing me down to 11, Innervates a LAVA SHOCK got from the Burgle and uses the second Moonfire to kill me exactly...

I'm done for today, really...