Just fucking remove Kayn Sunfury from the game. Tired of this brainless bullshit.
Blizzard: “Let’s move Leeroy to HoF”
Blizzard 5 minutes later: “Let’s add an even more cancerous charge minion and make it... wait for it... class specific! Also let’s give demon hunters a lot of damage from hand so that people realized tempo mage was actually ok!”
Haven’t touched Hearthstone for 3 months, but decided to check out the new expansion. Nothing changes. Gaming community these days is obsessed with efficiency: it’s either winrate percentage, exp per hour, kills per hour etc. If you’re playing WoW Classic too, you know what I’m talking about. Tryhards and minmaxers are everywhere and are ruining experience for casual online players who care only about fun per hour. And the higher said “efficient” individuals’ winrate, the lower our fun per hour is. Wish there was a way to be isolated from modern tryhards so that normal people could enjoy games.
Also fuck streamers, they are cancer of modern gaming.
That’s it, I quit Hearthstone until next rotation. Game 1: lost to Puzzle Box of Yogg Saron;
Game 2: lost to insane Shudderwock RNG. The idiot played fire elementals and the new deal 5 damage 8 mana crocolisk, almost everything went face and I died.
Game 3: lost to insane Zul’jin RNG.
Game 4: lost to an OTK paladin who discovered a third Holy Wrath via Vulpera Scoundrel.
If you’re not playing RNG cards in your deck, you’re doomed to fail, that’s what it basically comes down to. And I was playing Mecha’ thun warrior...
Added a guy after he was BM'ing throughout the whole match, asking him literally that: "Why emoting?" His reply was: "chill out man its just a game". Then he deleted himself from my friends list.
Imagine you're sitting at a restaurant and finally your soup arrives. Then some random dick comes up to your table and pisses right into your plate. You ask him, 'What the fuck, man?' and he replies, 'chill out man its just a soup'.
It's not just a game, you filthy motherfucker, you're just abusing the nature of the game where you and your opponent are thousand of kilometers away from each other. Bet you wouldn't have been that brave had we been sitting in front of each other!!!!
Just played in casual with my Highlander Paladin against a copypaste Highlander Hunter. After he ran out of cards and was overwhelmed by my minions, he didn't concede, no. He just closed the game or went somewhere to jerk his tiny peepee off and made me wait to get that "your opponent left".
You fucking copied a deck from HSreplay (he ran Sandbinder lol), at least have some dignity, you scum of the Earth.
Heroic Dalaran Heist is the most cancerous and bull-shitty solo adventure ever designed. To win you need to:
get lucky with treasures (basically only 5-6 of them are good)
get lucky with card buckets (I once got the scepter which makes big minions cost 5, but then didn't get any appropriate card buckets to make the treasure useful)
get lucky with bosses (if you're running a zoo-type deck and run into Haro Setting-Sun, simply concede, because your whole deck is useless)
hope the opponents do not get lucky (some bosses just get out of control, especially the one which discards a card and summons a minion with the cost of a discarded cards. You think Barnes is broken? How about a turn 1 Y`Shaarj?)
This card bucket system is fucking disgusting and has been around since Kobolds and Catacombs. How about offering us something new instead of using old systems over and over again? Some of the treasures are also the same. Basically they took old adventures and doubled up on uncontrollable elements. ROLLING A FUCKING ROULETTE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN HOPING TO WIN IS NOT FUN.
And chapter 5, 12 bosses? So I need to play hours and hours in a row in order to fail miserably? Fuck you Blizzard.
This meta is so dumb - absolute aggro shitfest. Control is pretty much non-existent unless you want to play Warrior. Combo decks? What’s combo?
So many broken cards out there: any mage card with summon effect, waggle pick, lackeys, druid token generators, more resurrect bull crap for Priest (not that powerful in standard yet, but mind by word, by the end of the year it will be as irritating as ever), Dr Boom hero is still in standard... fuck this shit
I honestly had high expectations for Rise of Shadows, because after the rotation power level in general was supposed to go down. Instead, we have aggro shitstorm fiesta because control is dead, unless you want to play warrior. Fucking ridiculous
I logged in to Hearthstone after lunch to check out if there was someone online to the Challenge a Friend quest with me. Usually I do that quest with one specific friend of mine, but he wasn't online. Suddenly another guy on my list pops up (he added me after I let him get to rank 5) and I think to myself, "Hey, this guy played some cool deck back then, why not give him some gold and see what other cool decks he has". So I message him and we start the match. I was playing immortal Paladin with Immortal Prelate - Safeguard - Da Undatakah and my "friend" came up with nothing better than standard Bomb Warrior. As I drew 3 bombs in a row and died, he said, "See, you're just a weak player haha" And although I realized it was a joke, the fact that the guy netdecked against me in a friendly match drove me mad, so I deleted the fucker from my list. No way I'm going to do the 80 gold quest with anyone other than my true Hearthstone friend again.
I'm playing mech/dragon control warrior and even with the amount of removal there is my deck, I can't beat token druid. How the f am is anyones supposed to deal with nearly infinite board floods? 2xWispering Woods, the new 4xSummon 5 treants spell, other token generators is just over the top. Edit: And if any of the board states gets buffed with soul of the forest, it's almost certainly game over. If warrior has problems dealing with this bullshit, something is wrong.
Please tell me I'm not the only one sick and tired of slow people? I mean come on you only had one play on turn 4. Stop thinking and do it already! I feel some people are too stupid to play such a basic card game as Hearthstone - it is not rocket science people!
was their only play to end the turn? maybe they were using that time to plan future turns?
one of my favorite games of all time was Zalae vs Amnesiac, Token Druid vs Token Druid. Two typically aggressive decks, which end up roping and playing extremely slowly from turn 1.
I remember that game, it was insane. Zalae was amazing.
And now salt:
Whose fucking idea was it to leave 3 classes out of 9 with hero cards? Hello? Ok, Zul'jin is a mostly a meme now, but come on - Boom and Hagatha are extremely strong value cards. No wonder we now have two superior control classes. VERY UNPREDICTABLE, RIGHT???
How the fuck is anyone supposed to deal with 6/8 stealthed Tundra Rhino? Hello? I lost 3/3 games to bullshit Rexxar RNG today, worst feeling ever. Of course these hunters deserved to win, because it is so skill intensive to highroll the best beast possible.
And these fuckers have the courage to BM: lethal on board, yet they craft another beast. Worthless scum
Just fucking remove Kayn Sunfury from the game. Tired of this brainless bullshit.
Blizzard: “Let’s move Leeroy to HoF”
Blizzard 5 minutes later: “Let’s add an even more cancerous charge minion and make it... wait for it... class specific! Also let’s give demon hunters a lot of damage from hand so that people realized tempo mage was actually ok!”
Fuck this shit
Haven’t touched Hearthstone for 3 months, but decided to check out the new expansion. Nothing changes. Gaming community these days is obsessed with efficiency: it’s either winrate percentage, exp per hour, kills per hour etc. If you’re playing WoW Classic too, you know what I’m talking about. Tryhards and minmaxers are everywhere and are ruining experience for casual online players who care only about fun per hour. And the higher said “efficient” individuals’ winrate, the lower our fun per hour is. Wish there was a way to be isolated from modern tryhards so that normal people could enjoy games.
Also fuck streamers, they are cancer of modern gaming.
That’s it, I quit Hearthstone until next rotation. Game 1: lost to Puzzle Box of Yogg Saron;
Game 2: lost to insane Shudderwock RNG. The idiot played fire elementals and the new deal 5 damage 8 mana crocolisk, almost everything went face and I died.
Game 3: lost to insane Zul’jin RNG.
Game 4: lost to an OTK paladin who discovered a third Holy Wrath via Vulpera Scoundrel.
If you’re not playing RNG cards in your deck, you’re doomed to fail, that’s what it basically comes down to. And I was playing Mecha’ thun warrior...
Added a guy after he was BM'ing throughout the whole match, asking him literally that: "Why emoting?" His reply was: "chill out man its just a game". Then he deleted himself from my friends list.
Imagine you're sitting at a restaurant and finally your soup arrives. Then some random dick comes up to your table and pisses right into your plate. You ask him, 'What the fuck, man?' and he replies, 'chill out man its just a soup'.
It's not just a game, you filthy motherfucker, you're just abusing the nature of the game where you and your opponent are thousand of kilometers away from each other. Bet you wouldn't have been that brave had we been sitting in front of each other!!!!
What’s up with this thread? Where are all the angry posts? I don’t believe that people aren’t getting salty with this bull crap of a meta game.
Today I lost to a fucking imbecile who used the puzzle box of Yogg Saron while being ahead on turn 8 to get even more ahead.
Just played in casual with my Highlander Paladin against a copypaste Highlander Hunter. After he ran out of cards and was overwhelmed by my minions, he didn't concede, no. He just closed the game or went somewhere to jerk his tiny peepee off and made me wait to get that "your opponent left".
You fucking copied a deck from HSreplay (he ran Sandbinder lol), at least have some dignity, you scum of the Earth.
Turn 1 Totem Golem, Turn 2 Totem Golem, Turn 3 Nightmare Amalgam, Turn 4 Totem Golem, Turn 5 Totem Golem.
Heroic Dalaran Heist is the most cancerous and bull-shitty solo adventure ever designed. To win you need to:
This card bucket system is fucking disgusting and has been around since Kobolds and Catacombs. How about offering us something new instead of using old systems over and over again? Some of the treasures are also the same. Basically they took old adventures and doubled up on uncontrollable elements. ROLLING A FUCKING ROULETTE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN HOPING TO WIN IS NOT FUN.
And chapter 5, 12 bosses? So I need to play hours and hours in a row in order to fail miserably? Fuck you Blizzard.
This meta is so dumb - absolute aggro shitfest. Control is pretty much non-existent unless you want to play Warrior. Combo decks? What’s combo?
So many broken cards out there: any mage card with summon effect, waggle pick, lackeys, druid token generators, more resurrect bull crap for Priest (not that powerful in standard yet, but mind by word, by the end of the year it will be as irritating as ever), Dr Boom hero is still in standard... fuck this shit
How to win with Control Warrior in 1 step:
1) Mulligan for Dr Boom hero.
Very healthy, right?
I honestly had high expectations for Rise of Shadows, because after the rotation power level in general was supposed to go down. Instead, we have aggro shitstorm fiesta because control is dead, unless you want to play warrior. Fucking ridiculous
Some real fucking salt right here:
I logged in to Hearthstone after lunch to check out if there was someone online to the Challenge a Friend quest with me. Usually I do that quest with one specific friend of mine, but he wasn't online. Suddenly another guy on my list pops up (he added me after I let him get to rank 5) and I think to myself, "Hey, this guy played some cool deck back then, why not give him some gold and see what other cool decks he has". So I message him and we start the match. I was playing immortal Paladin with Immortal Prelate - Safeguard - Da Undatakah and my "friend" came up with nothing better than standard Bomb Warrior. As I drew 3 bombs in a row and died, he said, "See, you're just a weak player haha" And although I realized it was a joke, the fact that the guy netdecked against me in a friendly match drove me mad, so I deleted the fucker from my list. No way I'm going to do the 80 gold quest with anyone other than my true Hearthstone friend again.
I'm playing mech/dragon control warrior and even with the amount of removal there is my deck, I can't beat token druid. How the f am is anyones supposed to deal with nearly infinite board floods? 2xWispering Woods, the new 4xSummon 5 treants spell, other token generators is just over the top. Edit: And if any of the board states gets buffed with soul of the forest, it's almost certainly game over. If warrior has problems dealing with this bullshit, something is wrong.
I remember that game, it was insane. Zalae was amazing.
And now salt:
Whose fucking idea was it to leave 3 classes out of 9 with hero cards? Hello? Ok, Zul'jin is a mostly a meme now, but come on - Boom and Hagatha are extremely strong value cards. No wonder we now have two superior control classes. VERY UNPREDICTABLE, RIGHT???
How the fuck is anyone supposed to deal with 6/8 stealthed Tundra Rhino? Hello? I lost 3/3 games to bullshit Rexxar RNG today, worst feeling ever. Of course these hunters deserved to win, because it is so skill intensive to highroll the best beast possible.
And these fuckers have the courage to BM: lethal on board, yet they craft another beast. Worthless scum