Hyp3d and Lothar are the indisputable tier 1 stud muffins; each looks as if he could play the teenage lead of a popular ABC family show. I would be willing to hear an argument that Lifecoach falls in this category as well, though personally I find him more of a tier 1.5 (his demeanor is not quite as cool and collected as the Tier 1 powerhouse duo and he sometimes comes across as a bit manic). He does however get points for being a family man; a bold, bearded man with a boisterous accent who provides for a wife and child is kind of a turn on.
After those three, there is an immediate sharp and precipitous decline in quality, it's barely even worth talking about. Maybe Savj or something. Trump is no knockout in the looks department, but he does shine in the personality department and has a cute sense of humor in a Screech from Saved By the Bell sort of way or something. I think of him as the archetypal perpetually friend-zoned nice guy who has a rough go of it in his early years, but eventually meets a nice girl who is ready to settle down and makes a spectacular Dad. He'll probably end up leading a boy scout troop or something.