I was play an asshole quest rogue last night with a shaman deck I made. He has a board full of 5/5's and I decide I'll screw him up devolving. Just came him more 5/5's. Cocksucker.
Had that overtuned 75 Battlecry card quest, in this Deathrattle meta... Made a bullshit 30 card Battlecry deck to take to casual and spam low cost crap to finish quickly while spamming emotes to get my opponent to let me just do it. No attacking, no hero power, just spamming crap on curve.
in CASUAL, faced a try hard murloc paladin, try hard quest rogue, try hard midrange hunter, try hard silence priest, try hard quest shaman, try hard jade druid.
dafuq is wrong with this game? aggro ferkin everywhere?!
how am i supposed to clear 3 minions with 4/4 3/4 4/4 on turn 4?
this is gettin worse from expansion to expansion... compared to the time when face hunter was the "fastest" aggro deck this is now lightspeed fast... how can this be a thing to deal over 11dmg on turn 4!?
sure - i need to draw the right cards in the right order, so he can not build a board, aswell as he has to draw the right cards to get his board so stable in early turns... yeah i know.. but wait if i dont play aggro i still have to build in some wincondition in my deck and well of course some control tools, so my deck gets filled with cards that are useless in early turns
Playing as Gunther Mage against the like 100th Taunt Warrior. I stole his Alley Armorsmith with a discovered Potion of Madness and copied it with Molten Reflection. I ended my turn and turned my attention to my computer (playing on mobile at work). When I looked again, there were two Alley Armorsmiths on his fucking side.
Playing as Gunther Mage against the like 100th Taunt Warrior. I stole his Alley Armorsmith with a discovered Potion of Madness and copied it with Molten Reflection. I ended my turn and turned my attention to my computer (playing on mobile at work). When I looked again, there were two Alley Armorsmiths on his fucking side.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Well, you are copying the minion and everything that comes with it, and the potion of madness 'charm' happens to contain the 'at the end of your turn' sentence. On the bright side you probably won't make that mistake again. :-)
Pirate warrior with coin is almost as bad sometimes. N'zoth's first mate into patches into coint southsea deckhand and you have three minions on board, two of them with charge plus the weapon. This simply should not be possible for 2 mana.
In my opinion, Jade Idol should also definatly be on that list
I'd rather play 1 billion mages with those cards than another pirate warrior with 2 charge minions and a weapon on turn 1 (w/coin). Before that "fresh and exciting" bullshit does not stop we dont need to talk about anything else.
I just played THREE pirate bloody warriors in a row. All three had exactly the SAME opening cards and play... Stupid hook thing, pirate then the pirate that runs in... next turn he has something like a 6/2 pirate with charge and a weapon with 5 attack... WTF. Not only is it UNFAIR to be that aggressive by turn 2 , it's BORING to play against the same deck constantly. Can we have more shamans, druids and warlocks please (even though that Jade thing is annoying). Warriors are currently more annoying than even Quest rogues.
To me, nothing is more annoying than quest rogues. They rope almost every turn because of the damn animations and returning stuff to hand and then re-playing. If you don' t have them dead by turn 4 or 5, you're done. Pirate warriors don't bother me as much as they used to because I play decks that deal with them fairly well.
Quest Rogue can eat a bag of dicks. Whats the point in playing that netdeck?!?!
...and f*** Jade anything for that matter.
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Ladder much batter today, kiddies must be at school.
I was play an asshole quest rogue last night with a shaman deck I made. He has a board full of 5/5's and I decide I'll screw him up devolving. Just came him more 5/5's. Cocksucker.
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Had that overtuned 75 Battlecry card quest, in this Deathrattle meta... Made a bullshit 30 card Battlecry deck to take to casual and spam low cost crap to finish quickly while spamming emotes to get my opponent to let me just do it. No attacking, no hero power, just spamming crap on curve.
in CASUAL, faced a try hard murloc paladin, try hard quest rogue, try hard midrange hunter, try hard silence priest, try hard quest shaman, try hard jade druid.
came so close to making it 3/3 in a row in beating pirate crapster with miracle rogue .. oh the agony ''tears''
sigh HS is aggro fest... cant play anything just remove all 6 cost+ already they're fucking useless.
You can't even beat them anymore with control decks...
murloctards paladin with 3 tirions like srsly...There is a reason why you're limited to 1 per deck discover need to be toned down, ffs.
The cunt was spamming emote after the third, -.- lame AF scrub.
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I hate that 1 cost Pirate card that goes +1 on summon, than gets I'M IN CHARGE from the deck e.e;
And the quest, that makes them all 5/5, after only summoning 4 cards of the same name
dafuq is wrong with this game? aggro ferkin everywhere?!
how am i supposed to clear 3 minions with 4/4 3/4 4/4 on turn 4?
this is gettin worse from expansion to expansion... compared to the time when face hunter was the "fastest" aggro deck this is now lightspeed fast... how can this be a thing to deal over 11dmg on turn 4!?
sure - i need to draw the right cards in the right order, so he can not build a board, aswell as he has to draw the right cards to get his board so stable in early turns... yeah i know.. but wait if i dont play aggro i still have to build in some wincondition in my deck and well of course some control tools, so my deck gets filled with cards that are useless in early turns
ferk this! stupid aggro brainless shiat... --.--
Playing as Gunther Mage against the like 100th Taunt Warrior. I stole his Alley Armorsmith with a discovered Potion of Madness and copied it with Molten Reflection. I ended my turn and turned my attention to my computer (playing on mobile at work). When I looked again, there were two Alley Armorsmiths on his fucking side.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Typed with big fingers on tiny keys.
Pirate warrior with coin is almost as bad sometimes. N'zoth's first mate into patches into coint southsea deckhand and you have three minions on board, two of them with charge plus the weapon. This simply should not be possible for 2 mana.
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Has anyone ever played a hunter who hasn't had alley cat on turn 1?
I just hate this game now targeted for a playerbase with Down Syndrome but I play it again and again to get more angry about you stupid faggots :(