Brief matchup PWarrior vs Reno Lock: TURN 4 Lethal.
Such a fun and interactive game right?
I like how those Smorcers hover over my minions for a second like thinking about trading but then go "nah, I aggro, I go face!"
This ALWAYS bothers me. I see my opponent hover over his minions and think a minute about whether to trade or not, while I sit there: ''Just go face already stop wasting my time retard'' and sure enough they always go face.
What the god-damned beef you have with a egg druid decks? It's non-consistent and counterable kind of aggro this game need. Not the pirates&troggs&lava burst, when you stabilized.
I assume this was meant or me, seeing as I made a post complaining about egg druids in wild earlier. I didn't complain about egg druids specifically (although I do dislike the archetype) I complained about the fact that as soon someone posted a egg druid on here he got number one legend wild with I met a bunch of unoriginal cunts on ladder who had copied his deck.
I'm so fucking done with the piece of shit mode that is wild. Retards with their netdecked aggro druid, retards with their secret paladin, control priests that make you fall asleep and a skill level that is beyond a joke. I don't wonder why no professional Hearthstone player ever touches that mode. I can't even try out fun decks because I meet these lowlife pieces of shit.
Oh yeah not to mention the straight up piece of shits broken cards in that mode.
Lets play some standard. Multiple dragon priests with the exact same deck lists. Multiple pirate warriors with the exact same deck lists but how would you know because you are dead to patches buccaneer weapon bullshit by turn 6. Jade Druids. Rennoloc/Mage copy cats. The occasional hand buff paladin. Shaman smorc decks with claws and/or pirates. Forget about your card collection, forget about trying out new things. Forget about using any decks you used in the past. Play this mindless shit with the new cards or get pwned. Used to be that the netdecks kicked in around rank 12 but this shit is on ladder ranks 20 up.
ben....stop it. get some help. move cards to wild instead of nerfing them into oblivion. who the fuck plays fucking blade fucking flurry or even call of the fucking wild now? also, fucking hire some fucking card designers who will stop fucking players in the fucking ass by designing more fucking pirates.
You wouldn't not run CotW in your hunter deck "even" at 9 mana, lmao.
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Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.
I am so suck of this game screwing me. It's getting predicable at this point. I go 5 fucking games without seeing Reno Jackson and then I play a jade druid. Somehow despite playing cards I end up with 10 in my hand without realizing it. Once I see it I say to myself "watch, it'll fucking burn Reno," and sure fucking enough I pull reno and it burns it. Fuck you RNG. I go about the game not particularly concerned, I've got lethal in 4 turns and enough board control to survive that long. However the 2 turns before lethal the fucker top decks 2 fucking feral rages in a row which gives him exactly enough damage to kill me. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. No matter what I do. 8 fucking games now. Every fucking opponent gets that 1 fucking thing at the right fucking time and every fucking game I've died 1 turn before winning. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE FUCKING ODDS.
I am so suck of this game screwing me. It's getting predicable at this point. I go 5 fucking games without seeing Reno Jackson and then I play a jade druid. Somehow despite playing cards I end up with 10 in my hand without realizing it. Once I see it I say to myself "watch, it'll fucking burn Reno," and sure fucking enough I pull reno and it burns it. Fuck you RNG. I go about the game not particularly concerned, I've got lethal in 4 turns and enough board control to survive that long. However the 2 turns before lethal the fucker top decks 2 fucking feral rages in a row which gives him exactly enough damage to kill me. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. No matter what I do. 8 fucking games now. Every fucking opponent gets that 1 fucking thing at the right fucking time and every fucking game I've died 1 turn before winning. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE FUCKING ODDS.
This is RNG that you can very much play around. In a deck that relies on combos and Reno, DONT FUCKING MILL YOUR CARDS! if you do you deserve to lose. If you didn't make a critical error you could have avoided lethal
Really Blizzard really? are you fcking serious? I was facing a lot of agro so I switched to CW and now I'm only facing Jade Decks! what the actual fak! to actually climb you need luck, nothing is about skill, all those fcking scrubs playing that jade bs can go to hell
lol are you serious about diversity? I can agree the meta gets stale- like it does every season- but look at those options compared to the past metas...
ComboDruid-SecretPaly-Zoolock-Tempomage
Yogg/MalyDruid-MidrangeShaman-Discardlock
FreezeMage-Handlock-FaceHunter-ControlWarrior
so...IN COMPARISON...the meta is diverse. Unfortunately the match ups are a joke.
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Still not sure if I hate Hearthstone...or love it.
I have lethal next turn. My opponent put 1) 4/5 taunt, 2) 2/2 heal, 3) Icelance my minion (from Kabal courier). Ok, I have Kabal Songsteal (silence) + Holy nova. Damm, if he didn find 1 from 3 perfect answers - lethal.
Ok, I push further. lethal next turn. My opponent play Kazakus 10 spell. Reincarnate Taunt, Heal and gain 10 armor. How you did that???
P.S. Why retarded Blizzard gave win-contition Jaraxus to Warlock, win-contition Antonidas to Mage and retarded Velen to Priest???
Fuck cubelock
I'm so fucking done with the piece of shit mode that is wild. Retards with their netdecked aggro druid, retards with their secret paladin, control priests that make you fall asleep and a skill level that is beyond a joke. I don't wonder why no professional Hearthstone player ever touches that mode. I can't even try out fun decks because I meet these lowlife pieces of shit.
Oh yeah not to mention the straight up piece of shits broken cards in that mode.
Fuck cubelock
This mechanic of stupid rogues with the crappy auctioneer and drawing half their deck has to stop...
Great art can never be created without great suffering.
Lets play some standard. Multiple dragon priests with the exact same deck lists. Multiple pirate warriors with the exact same deck lists but how would you know because you are dead to patches buccaneer weapon bullshit by turn 6. Jade Druids. Rennoloc/Mage copy cats. The occasional hand buff paladin. Shaman smorc decks with claws and/or pirates. Forget about your card collection, forget about trying out new things. Forget about using any decks you used in the past. Play this mindless shit with the new cards or get pwned. Used to be that the netdecks kicked in around rank 12 but this shit is on ladder ranks 20 up.
So yeah I'm playing against a Rogue, it's turn 7, I have 19 cards in my card and he's a 4, GADGETZAN AUCTIONEER OUT OF STANDARD WHEN !!??
Great art can never be created without great suffering.
ben....stop it. get some help. move cards to wild instead of nerfing them into oblivion. who the fuck plays fucking blade fucking flurry or even call of the fucking wild now? also, fucking hire some fucking card designers who will stop fucking players in the fucking ass by designing more fucking pirates.
You wouldn't not run CotW in your hunter deck "even" at 9 mana, lmao.
Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.
I am so suck of this game screwing me. It's getting predicable at this point. I go 5 fucking games without seeing Reno Jackson and then I play a jade druid. Somehow despite playing cards I end up with 10 in my hand without realizing it. Once I see it I say to myself "watch, it'll fucking burn Reno," and sure fucking enough I pull reno and it burns it. Fuck you RNG. I go about the game not particularly concerned, I've got lethal in 4 turns and enough board control to survive that long. However the 2 turns before lethal the fucker top decks 2 fucking feral rages in a row which gives him exactly enough damage to kill me. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. No matter what I do. 8 fucking games now. Every fucking opponent gets that 1 fucking thing at the right fucking time and every fucking game I've died 1 turn before winning. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE FUCKING ODDS.
A picture says a thousand words...
Check out my Frozen Throne Evolve Shaman deck:
http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/903345-new-evolve-shaman
Really Blizzard really? are you fcking serious? I was facing a lot of agro so I switched to CW and now I'm only facing Jade Decks! what the actual fak! to actually climb you need luck, nothing is about skill, all those fcking scrubs playing that jade bs can go to hell
Be yourself, everyone else is already taken..
Just switched to Face Warrior and guess what for the first time in 6 games, a face deck! against me! what a coincidence
EDIT;: my bad I'm playing against CW!!! so everytime I pick a deck the game queues me up against my counter? how cute! fcking great
Be yourself, everyone else is already taken..
lol are you serious about diversity? I can agree the meta gets stale- like it does every season- but look at those options compared to the past metas...
ComboDruid-SecretPaly-Zoolock-Tempomage
Yogg/MalyDruid-MidrangeShaman-Discardlock
FreezeMage-Handlock-FaceHunter-ControlWarrior
so...IN COMPARISON...the meta is diverse. Unfortunately the match ups are a joke.
Still not sure if I hate Hearthstone...or love it.
Yeah don't use sarcasm if you don't get it :)
Still not sure if I hate Hearthstone...or love it.
dude people in this game are seriously pathetic. its sad how pathetic they are even in a game imagine their lives
Stop playing fucking standard decks in wild you retards. There are other ways to show you're complete trash at the game.
Fuck cubelock
RenoPriest vs RenoLock.
I have lethal next turn.
My opponent put
1) 4/5 taunt, 2) 2/2 heal, 3) Icelance my minion (from Kabal courier).
Ok, I have Kabal Songsteal (silence) + Holy nova. Damm, if he didn find 1 from 3 perfect answers - lethal.
Ok, I push further. lethal next turn.
My opponent play Kazakus 10 spell. Reincarnate Taunt, Heal and gain 10 armor. How you did that???
P.S. Why retarded Blizzard gave win-contition Jaraxus to Warlock, win-contition Antonidas to Mage and retarded Velen to Priest???
Is this meta more diverse than the last meta?
Still not sure if I hate Hearthstone...or love it.