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I am playing as Odd Paladin at Rank 10 atm (since its all I can afford to play with dust right now), played vs a Control Mage first game I queued... Here's how the game went:

- 2 Doomsayers played by turn 4.

- 2 x Blizzard

- 2 x Flamestrike

- 2 x Dragons Fury

- I play Baku -> He uses meteor.

- Baron to clear my board again.

- Then he used Jaina (assuming after he drew it).

I ended up plowing through everything and beating that fucking clown anyways, added him to trash talk after but he didn't accept my add (what a fucking pussy). Moral of the story though if you're reading this: If you play Control mage, go fuck yourself.. Literally skilless aoe spamming deck for downsyndrome inbreds.

 

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yall.  it's not hard.  don't like my posts?  ignore me.

 

 do you really think that you're playing perfectly everytime? I

 

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yes.

 

 Have fun thinking about killing yourself because of a card game then. 

OMG MY ACCOUNT IS RIGGED!! I DSERVE TIS I DESERV TARIM TOPDECKK! I DESRVE TO LOOSEE! CSASDH

 

Quote wont work from phone atm.

But thanks for calling me princess.

I am surely a overweighted 1.87cm hairy princess that you wouldnt offend.

Feeling safe enough calling people names from behind a screen?

I forgot the part of the friend request for trashtalking.you are a pathethic person.

Really liked last match vs cubelock. I dont hate this deck tbh.

He spammed emotes whole game and he tought he won cause a had 3 hp and no minions on board an no deck, he had three doomguard and dk wih 27hp. Then i dropped my wombo combo dealing 48 dmg to face and healing me for 27 (it would heal me for 96 if that is possible). He added me and said im peace of shit hahahaha i love guys like that hahahahaha

This sensation when you play control mage against warlock and you already have ooze and your two sheeps, mmmhhh what a well-being. Then the guy concedes and you can take a deep breath before having a drink. Keep it up cheatlock!

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yall.  it's not hard.  don't like my posts?  ignore me.

 

 do you really think that you're playing perfectly everytime? I

 

 ......................

 

yes.

 

 Have fun thinking about killing yourself because of a card game then. 

OMG MY ACCOUNT IS RIGGED!! I DSERVE TIS I DESERV TARIM TOPDECKK! I DESRVE TO LOOSEE! CSASDH

 

 

First of all, this is the salt thread; what I post here is merely a knee jerk gut reaction, how I'm feeling in the moment.  Im not actually thinking about killing myself.

second - SUICIDE IS NOT FUNNY, PLEASE DON'T JOKE ABOUT IT.  IF THIS MAKES ME A HYPOCRITE, I WILL STOP SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT IN MY POSTS.  SUICIDE IS NOT A JOKE. 

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yall.  it's not hard.  don't like my posts?  ignore me.

 

 do you really think that you're playing perfectly everytime? I

 

 ......................

 

yes.

 

 Have fun thinking about killing yourself because of a card game then. 

OMG MY ACCOUNT IS RIGGED!! I DSERVE TIS I DESERV TARIM TOPDECKK! I DESRVE TO LOOSEE! CSASDH

 

 

First of all, this is the salt thread; what I post here is merely a knee jerk gut reaction, how I'm feeling in the moment.  Im not actually thinking about killing myself.

second - SUICIDE IS NOT FUNNY, PLEASE DON'T JOKE ABOUT IT.  IF THIS MAKES ME A HYPOCRITE, I WILL STOP SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT IN MY POSTS.  SUICIDE IS NOT A JOKE. 

 

 I'm not joking about suicide though. I was just repeating what you wrote in an earlier comment. I find arguing with over-confident people fairly interesting. The fact that you don't blame yourself for any of your losses fascinates me. 

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yall.  it's not hard.  don't like my posts?  ignore me.

 

 do you really think that you're playing perfectly everytime? I

 

 ......................

 

yes.

 

 Have fun thinking about killing yourself because of a card game then. 

OMG MY ACCOUNT IS RIGGED!! I DSERVE TIS I DESERV TARIM TOPDECKK! I DESRVE TO LOOSEE! CSASDH

 

 

First of all, this is the salt thread; what I post here is merely a knee jerk gut reaction, how I'm feeling in the moment.  Im not actually thinking about killing myself.

second - SUICIDE IS NOT FUNNY, PLEASE DON'T JOKE ABOUT IT.  IF THIS MAKES ME A HYPOCRITE, I WILL STOP SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT IN MY POSTS.  SUICIDE IS NOT A JOKE. 

 

 I'm not joking about suicide though. I was just repeating what you wrote in an earlier comment. I find arguing with over-confident people fairly interesting. The fact that you don't blame yourself for any of your losses fascinates me. 

need one card to win the game.

must be my fault and all my massive misplays that it was the last card in the deck.  draw it any earlier and i would have won.

no big deal though, it was all those misplays that caused it to be the last card in the deck.

lost to topdeck gromm after drawing exactly zero healing rains all game.

nah thats cool, totally my fault for my massive misplays all game.  its entirely my own fault for not drawing healing rain and for my opponent topdecking lethal.

Warlock is a joke. An absolute joke. Not even funny how badly designed it is. Healing for days, stupid amount of clear. How did this past quality? Do they even have a quality test any more?

Also fuck you if you play cube/control warlock and spam emotes. You're not good. You're a fucking idiot playing an OP net deck. Die in a fire.

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Really liked last match vs cubelock. I dont hate this deck tbh.

He spammed emotes whole game and he tought he won cause a had 3 hp and no minions on board an no deck, he had three doomguard and dk wih 27hp. Then i dropped my wombo combo dealing 48 dmg to face and healing me for 27 (it would heal me for 96 if that is possible). He added me and said im peace of shit hahahaha i love guys like that hahahahaha

Kaladin is the incarnation of the babyrage emote

:)

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Also fuck you if you play cube/control warlock and spam emotes. You're not good. You're a fucking idiot playing an OP net deck. Die in a fire.

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need one card to win the game.

must be my fault and all my massive misplays that it was the last card in the deck.  draw it any earlier and i would have won.

no big deal though, it was all those misplays that caused it to be the last card in the deck.

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Really liked last match vs cubelock. I dont hate this deck tbh.

He spammed emotes whole game and he tought he won cause a had 3 hp and no minions on board an no deck, he had three doomguard and dk wih 27hp. Then i dropped my wombo combo dealing 48 dmg to face and healing me for 27 (it would heal me for 96 if that is possible). He added me and said im peace of shit hahahaha i love guys like that hahahahaha

 

 My girlfriend plays Shudderwock Shaman as her main deck and I absolutely love watching it go off. People get so pissed by it but it's such a hit-and-miss deck and so much fun to play compared to a lot of decks that they should just move on to the next battle quietly..

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I am playing as Odd Paladin at Rank 10 atm (since its all I can afford to play with dust right now), played vs a Control Mage first game I queued... Here's how the game went:

- 2 Doomsayers played by turn 4.

- 2 x Blizzard

- 2 x Flamestrike

- 2 x Dragons Fury

- I play Baku -> He uses meteor.

- Baron to clear my board again.

- Then he used Jaina (assuming after he drew it).

I ended up plowing through everything and beating that fucking clown anyways, added him to trash talk after but he didn't accept my add (what a fucking pussy). Moral of the story though if you're reading this: If you play Control mage, go fuck yourself.. Literally skilless aoe spamming deck for downsyndrome inbreds.

 

 

 Your deck is literally mindlessly clicking Hero Power and cards that are glowing green. Control Mage with shitton of AOEs at least requires some braincells. If you are playing some dumb deck that requires only clicking, at least admit it and dont be a dick. You know it rally tells something about how your Paladin is broken af if literally Control Mage with shitton of AOEs still cant clear your board even in late game where Control and Combo decks have to be superioe over Aggro and Midrange 

 

 Well first of all, I only play odd pally cause it was cheap and I didn't have much dust to work with. Secondly, it does take some finesse a lot of the time and one wrong move with over-committing, not trading properly, etc, can instantly be a loss. Even pally is a lot more faceroll imo because you have a board clear oh shit button with eq/cons, and call to arms. I feel like odd pally gets shit on a lot but it actually has a lot of tough decisions as a game goes on. Before playing it I used to think the same thing, that its just a faceroll mongoloid deck, but after actually playing it a good amount I have a new-found respect for it. It's like playing hardmode watered down even pally.

3X PICK POCKET - ALUNETH, FLAMESTRIKE, DK JAINA. 

Try hard motherfckers in casual, remove the gold gain in this mode already. Those pleps will be stuck at rank 25 in ranked

Shudderwock shaman in the brawl ? Really ? I didn't know there was a disease crossing autism and trisomy