Hearthpwn

i was not meant to get out of bed today.

lose almost every game of hearthstone, somewhere around 20 to 30. 

lose almost every game of arcade overwatch, going 2-21.

face nothing but netdecks in hearthstone casual.

 anyone want free wins

last three games in casual - secret burn mage, jade druid, and some druid who coined keleseth.

someone please fucking kill me. for real.

Lets play some Hearthstone with a control dragon Priest that can survive aggro and Cubelock and Jade Druid and runs 2 eater of secrets to help with mages. Reasonably balanced, no big OTK finish but can get to the end game and triumph. Rank 15 standard ladder. Golden Priest - know what I'm doing.

game 1 - dead mans hand C'thun warrior - lose to a gimmick deck almost purpose built  to outlast me

game 2 - malygos druid  - play Geist and get board but twig of world tree kun etc draws all pieces for an early OTK - lose

game 3 -  secret Mage - don't draw 2nd eater of secrets or either duskbreaker ever - limp on till death

game 4 - exodia Mage - she gets her infinite fireball combo while eater of secrets fails to appear when needed

game 5 - burn Mage- gets tempo of early secret minions and plays primordial glyph for early pyroblast - lose

game 6  - kingsbane tempo rogue - handle early aggression and think I might stabilise - but leeroy Jenkins has other ideas 

6 consecutive losses playing  a versatile home brew deck with tech cards - all games felt unsatisfying and completely unwinable  

SHITTY SHITTY GAME UNLESS YOU PLAY NETDECKS - even then it's crap

NEVER be a moronic  fucker and actually give Blizzard money for this shit gaming experience

i want to die. 

lets lose every game in casual becuase its nothing but tier 1 netdecks. 

The most highroll meta ever. Big priest, Y'shaarj hunter, summoner priest, face mage with weapon turn 6. And some people really enjoy this shit. Maybe is roulette better?r? At least it doesn't take 4 mins for game.

why the fuck i keep playing this garbage rng game for kids i wonder.
I teched in 2 eater of secrets and they are always in the last 10 cards when i keep finding secret mages.
Fuck it.

Playing against secret mage is like trying to talk to a person while he just takes out his dick and starts pissing on you. Kind of like playing against the pre-nerf razakus after turn 8. 

mana wrym coin lackey + explosive runes/counterspell is just about the dumbest fucking shit to exist ever.  

is this kaladin guy just trolling all the time or does he legit post in the salt thread about 50 times per day? lol

The more you play, the more likely you are to get pissed off.

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is this kaladin guy just trolling all the time or does he legit post in the salt thread about 50 times per day? lol

get to rank 6 five stars, get crushed by hardest counter big/resurrect priest with perfect draw, loose 3 games in a row to other matchups, fight back up to 5 stars, get fucked by big priest again... in about 70 games i had from rank 19 to 6 i encountered ONE single big priest. do people at rank 5 actually play this cancer shit with the sole purpose of raping zoolocks that try to get rank 5?

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is this kaladin guy just trolling all the time or does he legit post in the salt thread about 50 times per day? lol

 I can assure you I'm not trolling and each post is a reaction to a different game. 

delete this please.

Remember the Kripp Deathwing moment? Well... Lost my Arena run due to one. Got the board, two Sleepy Dragon from Carnivorous Cube and feeling happy... And boom. There goes the rnged Deathwing from Prince Malchezaar. 26 health goes bye bye...

This game is seriously stupid. I was happy when they nerfed the cards on the last patch allowing more power to the kingsbane rogue. Sadly, that's not the case as hearthstone was full of mages. You stand absolutely no chance against mages. So I tried to make an "anti mage" deck (aka hunter with flare and secret eater). Sadly the next games weren't mages, so I had kind of a sh*tty winrate against almost every matchup. So I made a spiteful priest. And guess what ? Just as I'm typing it, I'm getting wrecked by paladins.

Seriously, I'm speechless. What's the point in playing this game if our decisions-making on the game are marginal at best ? What's the point in buying more cards or spend more money or play 8 hours a day if it's all for naught ? Because you're losing to RNG ?

This is exactly why I'm starting to hate blizzard more and more. Before it rewarded on pure skill alone. Now ? Not so much. It seems like most of the big game companies are getting more money by involving some of the RNG inside of it to reward some of the more stupid players.

Jesus fucking christ. This game is now a big fucking joke.

honestly hate this fucking game.  just wasted 30 minutes of my lunch losing a game of casual.  i understand now why people netdeck casual. 

WHY DOES EVERYONE DRAW THE FUCKING PERFECT CARD ON EVERY TURN BUT ME