Someone is butt hurt. So angry you didn't spellcheck your poll options. I assume the 2nd option is "Sylvanas is bad ass am I right?" Sylvanas Windrunner is not Mind Control. Syl is a control card that has an ability that is conditional, a enemy minion must be on the board, which is why it only costs 6. You can play around it many ways. Understanding order of Deathrattle, dropping low costs minions to get MC'd, Suiciding your board into it, ect...
oh crap, forgot the GIANT KAPPA that was implied by me writing a long, satirical script. I don't have anything against amazingly good cards, just put them in every deck they're relevant to, problem solved.
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Wow, I always forget that internet law about parodies. The one where no matter how extreme your parody is, someone will not get it? I really don't know what I could have possibly done to make this more obviously satire. I guess that speaks to the state of hearthstone card discussion. If I was able to draw I would have just made this a comic, but unfortunately my drawing abilities are subpar at best.
Let's go over the satire markers:
First off, multiple question marks in the title. The title itself also states nothing but a single, clear idea: that Sylvanas is OP
In the poll, there are 1s used to replace some exclamation points - a commonly parodied sign of... something. I don't actually know how that would happen naturally but I assume it does.
"bae" is a now-archaic acronym for "before anyone else". I hope people don't still use this word seriously.
The hunter option. Really? You missed that one? (also "evar" is used in internet slang to imply a very strong "ever")
And of course, the last option in the poll.
In the "dramatization" I used the for some reason common-practice technique of making the designers' talk appear colloquial (and asinine) by not using correct punctuation or capitalization.
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This topic made me laugh, so thank you. I suggest you get yourself published in the satirical department.
Also, it's not the internet that's the problem per se. The hearthstone community is just super toxic and sensitive. Every second topic there is someone who gets personally offended by the poster, personal insults start flying, etc. etc. Pretty sad, really.
BUT THEN THERE ARE THOSE WHO APPRECIATE YOUR HUMOUR, GOOD SIR.
Sorry OP. Sylvanas Windrunner, while not being OP, is still insane value. If you want people to get that it's satire, you need to use a horrible card. Try Millhouse Manastorm.
Satire is all fine and dandy, but don't dress it up like it's a serious question with a poll then. This is no better then trolling, so I'm just going to close this here.
If you want a serious thread abotu Sylvanas, feel free to make one with actual serious poll responses.
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So do you guys think Sylvanas, even after nerf, is OP or just very, very good? POLL TIME, data == <3, etc
Below is a dramatization of how the card was created:
blizz guy 1: "so sylvanas is a cool character lets put her in hearthstone"
blizz guy 2: "ok cool lets just give her a solid body how about 5/5 for 5"
blizz guy 1: "sounds good, according to my 2m+1 algorithm thats worth 4.5 mana so she needs an ability worth 0.5 mana"
blizz guy 2: "how about mind control"
blizz guy 1: "isnt that 8 mana and we're going to nerf it to 10 mana later because priest makes people sad"
blizz guy 2: "ok if we make it random then it is worth 16 to 20 times less right"
blizz guy 1: "BALANCED"
everyone on hearthstone: [putting her in every single deck because seriously wtf]
blizz guys: "o maybe that was bad. this needs a huge nerf. how about... MAKE HER COST ONE MANA MORE"
people who own sylvanas: "NOOO SHE'LL BE TOTALLY UNPLAYABLE IF WE'RE PAYING AN ENTIRE 1.5 MANA FOR A MIND CONTROL"
blizz: [does it anyways]
everyone: [puts her in almost every deck]
blizz guys: "time to make dr boom"
edit: KAPPA. The internet is bad at understanding satire.
Have a great deck that's really, really cheap? Help the new players out
Someone is butt hurt. So angry you didn't spellcheck your poll options. I assume the 2nd option is "Sylvanas is bad ass am I right?" Sylvanas Windrunner is not Mind Control. Syl is a control card that has an ability that is conditional, a enemy minion must be on the board, which is why it only costs 6. You can play around it many ways. Understanding order of Deathrattle, dropping low costs minions to get MC'd, Suiciding your board into it, ect...
"We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty."
oh crap, forgot the GIANT KAPPA that was implied by me writing a long, satirical script. I don't have anything against amazingly good cards, just put them in every deck they're relevant to, problem solved.
Have a great deck that's really, really cheap? Help the new players out
When the thread title is "Sylvanas OP???" rather than "Is Sylvanas Balanced?"
Note the triple eroteme and the plethora of spelling errors. It's clear this threat was created in a rage.
"We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty."
I'm pretty sure this isn't a serious poll >.<
If you look closely, you can see this is a signature and not a comment. Why are you reading? Stop reading this. Did you read this too? Dang you must like reading.
Wow, I always forget that internet law about parodies. The one where no matter how extreme your parody is, someone will not get it? I really don't know what I could have possibly done to make this more obviously satire. I guess that speaks to the state of hearthstone card discussion. If I was able to draw I would have just made this a comic, but unfortunately my drawing abilities are subpar at best.
Let's go over the satire markers:
First off, multiple question marks in the title. The title itself also states nothing but a single, clear idea: that Sylvanas is OP
In the poll, there are 1s used to replace some exclamation points - a commonly parodied sign of... something. I don't actually know how that would happen naturally but I assume it does.
"bae" is a now-archaic acronym for "before anyone else". I hope people don't still use this word seriously.
The hunter option. Really? You missed that one? (also "evar" is used in internet slang to imply a very strong "ever")
And of course, the last option in the poll.
In the "dramatization" I used the for some reason common-practice technique of making the designers' talk appear colloquial (and asinine) by not using correct punctuation or capitalization.
Have a great deck that's really, really cheap? Help the new players out
Argh yea the "Kappa" at the end would have been nice to see and would save me time figuring out if this is a rant/card bash thread or not.
If you look closely, you can see this is a signature and not a comment. Why are you reading? Stop reading this. Did you read this too? Dang you must like reading.
I'm only here cuz I like taking polls.. and voted as such.
WTF is this poll?
I have no time for games.
Feel free to add me if you play on NA! iMPose#1429
Sylvanas is amazing, but not really overpowered.
I think the mods should kill this thread and all others like it. Let none survive.
"We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty."
this is incredibly stupid
This topic made me laugh, so thank you. I suggest you get yourself published in the satirical department.
Also, it's not the internet that's the problem per se. The hearthstone community is just super toxic and sensitive. Every second topic there is someone who gets personally offended by the poster, personal insults start flying, etc. etc. Pretty sad, really.
BUT THEN THERE ARE THOSE WHO APPRECIATE YOUR HUMOUR, GOOD SIR.
What in Azeroth is an Eroteme????????
Kezan Tinkerer - http://www.hearthpwn.com/forums/hearthstone-general/fan-creations/45270-weekly-design-competition-19-submission-thread?comment=333
Sorry OP. Sylvanas Windrunner, while not being OP, is still insane value. If you want people to get that it's satire, you need to use a horrible card. Try Millhouse Manastorm.
Is this a jest??????????????? An eroteme is a question mark
"We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty."
Satire is all fine and dandy, but don't dress it up like it's a serious question with a poll then. This is no better then trolling, so I'm just going to close this here.
If you want a serious thread abotu Sylvanas, feel free to make one with actual serious poll responses.
CLOSED.
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