Theorycraft Meat Wagon Rogue
- Last updated Aug 7, 2017 (Quest Rogue Nerf)
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Wild
- 8 Minions
- 21 Spells
- Deck Type: Ranked Deck
- Deck Archetype: Malygos Rogue
- Crafting Cost: 10120
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 8/8/2017 (Quest Rogue Nerf)
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So, this deck should be pretty fun.
The Idea is to use Cold Blood on your Meat Wagon, then when he dies he pulls Malygos and you finish your opponent with a lot of spells.
Early Game: This is your weakness, your early game consists in passing the turn, and killing your opponent's shit if you can. If you draw Malygos early on, it doesn't matter, you still can pull out the combo with you Preparations, but, if you want, you can just play like a Control Rogue.
Explaining some cards:
Ticking Abomination: Trust me, it's not a meme, this card is really good in the deck. Why? Because you will not make any board before turn 4, and not even after that, until you has all the combo pieces. So, he has great body for the curve. And, a plus, you can use it to kill your own Meat Wagons on some situations.
Sherazin, Corpse Flower: It's a good body to pull out, and sometimes you can activate the deathrattle for a little Board Control, if it happens that you draw your Malygos too early on.
The Lich King: I don't have much to say. His cards are very good, and it's an 8/8 Taunt.
Valeera the Hollow: It's just, be imortal for a turn. And you can get copies of your Lich King cards, or something to damage your opponent or control the board, stuff like that. So, pretty good.
Harrison Jones: With a lot of Weapons in this expansion, and some Crazy OP ones with Paladin and Warrior Death Knights, it can be a relly good addon. And it's a draw.
Pros and Cons:
Pros: Great Burst Damage. Fun Combo. Board Control. Great Late game. Good Second plan (Lich King or Sherazin).
Cons: No Heals. Week early game/Mid Game, depends too much on Ticking Abomination and Harrison Jones.
I doubt this will ever be consistent enough to be considered viable (wagon can pull wagon or nothing, silence can ruin you) but it's definitely hilarious. Top notch memes, friend.
I'd run an Alarm-o-Bot and give it stealth with Master of Disguise before I try this level of RNG
it's not that much RNG. meat wagon + cold blood = ysera.
could use razorpetal volley imo?
Auctioneer?
Meat Wagon.
You aint gots no minions in early game so dis a pretty good remover
if you draw the other meat wagon you could cold blood that too, the problem is if you draw malygos.
Nice idea
But Tomb Pillager is a wild card. This is a standard deck.
Why not put Doomsayer in this deck? Its also a 100% pull from an unbuffed Meat Wagon to help stalling the game
Edit: How do you cycle through your deck? Maybe Sprint would be helpful instead of like Deadly Poison?
Edit2: Since you are playing DK Valeera and wanna finish with Maly, wouldnt Counterfeit Coin be good? If you have enough damage spells you can get 2 Coins for 1 with your DK Hero Power. Which then pulls up the question of Gadgetzan Auctioneer...