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Darn good in a Topdeck war. I'd pick it in Arena.

Yes. They will cost (0) Health instead of Mana, and then consume your remaining mana crystals for their effect as normal from that point on.

Two Explosive Traps

Thrallmar Farseer

Void Terror

GOLDEN Ragnaros the Firelord

Ben Brode the Lead Designer: Okay, now, nobody tell anyone we're releasing Whispers of the Old Gods on April 26th. We don't want the servers to crash.

Brian the Intern: What'd he say, Katie?

Katie the Girl Brian Has a Crush On: Something about how Whispers of the Old Gods was, like, being released on April 26th.

Brian the Intern: Sure thing. I'll write a notice telling people that's when Standard will hit, so they know how long they have.

Katie the Girl Brian Has a Crush On: You are, like, so smart Brian.

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*warning goes live

*Hearthpwn links the warning

Ben Brode the Lead Designer: YOU HAD ONE JOB BRIAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BRING ME MY COFFEE!

Brian the Intern: Uh, sorry Ben

Ben Brode the Lead Designer: Bring me my coffee. With extra human sacrifices! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mekgineer, Onyxia, "Deathwing". Got 6 wins.

Hello. It's me. I was wondering, if after all these years, you'd like to meet; to go over everything. They say that time's supposed to heal you, but I ain't done much healing. Hello, can you hear me? I'm in California, dreaming about who we used to be when we were younger and free. I've forgotten how it felt, before the world fell at our feet. There's such a difference between us and a million miles. Hello from the other side. I must have called a thousand times to tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done, but when I call, you never seem to be home. Hello from the outside. At least I can say that I've tried to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart, but it don't matter. It clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore. Hello, how are you? It's so typical of me to talk about myself. I'm sorry. I hope that you're well. Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened? It's no secret that the both of us are running out of time. So hello from the other side. I must have called a thousand times to tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done, but when I call, you never seem to be home. Hello from the outside. At least I can say that I've tried to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart, but it don't matter. It clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore. Hello from the other side. I must have called a thousand times to tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done, but when I call, you never seem to be home. Hello from the outside. At least I can say that I've tried to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart, but it don't matter. It clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore.

If the 1/1 is a Murloc Tinyfin then this card is amazing! Otherwise it's trash. 

Followed by Cabal Shadow Priest from the original owner, followed by Cabal Shadow Priest from the opponent, followed by Cabal Shadow Priest from the original owner, followed by Entomb into Entomb into Entomb into Entomb into Mind Control into Mind Control.

Into Shadow Word: Pain.

Oh, and just to be clear, Doomtrogg Shaman is the deck that plays Doomhammer and Tunnel Trogg with a bunch of overload minions and burn spells and points them at your face.

FUCK YOU C'THUN DECKS!!!! FUCK YOU YOGG RNG!!! FUCK YOU WOTOG!!!


Don't mind me, just whining in advance.

Brann Bronzebeard synergy!
Kappa

You were so creative - Blizz couldn't possibly invent it on their own, no wai!

Goddammit guys look what you've done.

Definitely overpriced, but not as bad as many are saying. The only real counter is silence, and we've heard that might get nerfed. He's kind of what Bolf Ramshield should have been: a minion that must be traded with in order to get to the face, or to other minions. The trouble with most taunts is they can just be fireballed or transformed or something. This guy has to be traded with or minion-silenced. In that case it just eats up a silence that could've gone to another threat, considering if you're playing this minion he's gonna be in a control deck, and he escapes BGH (nerf nerf nerf yes we know). However, it is too expensive for it's cost. Blizzard values Ironbark Protector as an 8/8 for 8 with taunt. Arcane Nullifier has taught us that, when added to taunt, it is worth about 1 attack, so this should in reality be a 7/8 for 8, or better yet a 6/9 for 8 

Yogg-Saron, 10 mana 7/5. Battlecry: Coin flip. If it tails, you lose. If it heads, you win,

looks like to play 10th turn; The Mistcaller+Master of Evolution, if we stay good at 9th (maybe with healing VIA new LEGENDARY)

Master of Evolution is very good. Shaman will shine.

Amazing new art in this patch, made my day. Kudos to the artists.