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Still no KiwinBacon showcase? WHY?!
Nobody's attention showcase?
this is really hearthpwn?

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"If you came here looking to win games you should stop playing Shaman. Unless you own exclusively Shaman cards like me."

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Back from the Ban and maybe going back to it again, but I have to say it...
It's losers mentality, Millenial bullshit.
That's it. There's no fun in build expensive decks or even meta decks without rank'd up. 

Quote from hrc333 >>

I have been playing this deck a lot lately and I don't think this deck will work without the Drake's or LichKing.  Drake's are key to surviving aggro and LK is the way you will win control matchups.  Without those cards I think you will get run over in aggro and have no real way to finish in a control match up.

As for a list, I swapped out a cube for a mossy horror and have had a good amount of success with it.  He is a target for Oakheart and he can be a game saving board clear against Pally or Zoo.

 

Never saw so many bad players in one place complaining about Meta decks or Draw itself...it's like they wait 10 turns to play the perfect strategy when they can use the fuckin card out of their strategies on a curve only to gain tempo. I know they are just bad players complaining about RNG or worse...the draw system lol

Quote from usde >>

i dont know wtf is the matter with blizzard... its like they want the game to be boring and stupid... wtf is taking them so long to nerf cubelock and spiteful summoner???

one is a ridiculous stupid deck that you dont need any brains to use: just use your hero power until you have a impenetrable wall of infinite voidlords...oh, the downside of your hero power is that it drains your life? no problem, here is a 1 mana heal 8 that puts either one or two giant taunts ow 2 charge minions that deal 10 damage... in case you need more health, here is more 14 hp heal that also removes big threats to you... aaah and just in case you need some board clearers, here are some of the best AOE of the game for you... ah en this expansion, if you don't need to recover 8 health with that 1 mana you can discover another voidlord

and for spiteful summoner, here is a turn 5 16/16 board for you, enjoy! just in case you need it get 2 great legendaries also in this expansion...

i mean, it doesn't seem so complicated, just increase the mana value of dark pact to 3, i guess, does that seem unfair? and as someone suggested here, increase the spiteful cost to 8... it would still be a really strong card... i mean, there is that neutral 3/3 that is 8 cost/recruit a minion that costs 8 by deathrattle... why is a 4/4 summon a 10 cost, worth just 6 mana??

nerf it already fuckers... that way the only other viable options are the stupid baku aggros

 

 

Man, if it is a Trump deck of course is a trash deck or was made for fun.
Don't copy paste Trump decks, u will have bad times with them.

Trashwoock Meme Deck it's like the Elemental Deck when un'goro came...too much hype , too bad for constructed. Another fun greedy deck to the newbies.
I feel bad for the ones that spend their dust or money in it

Tier 1 in less than a day? Just the title, isn't?

Why is it that when I change my deck to counter the meta of the day, I start facing decks I have NEVER seen before that just so happen to counter my alterations?  When I netdeck, I face other netdecks.  When I stray outside of that, I get punished by decks that just don't exist in the competitive scene and are awful against pretty much EVERYTHING except MY deck. 

At least try to be subtle, blizzard.

Just like Shamanstone ruined the game, and Reno ruined the game, and Cubelock ruined the game, and Razakus ruined the game etc.

Quote from MrShmoove >>

Just concede and move on to take advantage of the aggro even/odd pally decks.

The meta perpetuates itself. What you are complaining about is the cultural milieu of the game: decks growing more efficient as they play against each other, shaping the meta around them as they do. Don't think about the players; each deck is an entity on its own and forms a part of the whole construct. The meta itself is like water in a pot on the stove: at the beginning, it has volume and potential. As time passes, there is less and less room to move.

Your argument against netdecking is to state a personal value and then demean each player that fails to meet that value. That doesn't lead anywhere. Why not be pro-active instead? Consider why the state of the meta is as it is. If you want to be a part of the larger community, create a deck that fits the meta by countering it or joining it. Right now, the pot is full of water. Don't complain, engage and be a part of shaping the greater meta.

I like the smell of hearthpwn in the morning...smells like...salt :p

I agree with you, Kiwii is famous for making "Have-Fun-on-Ladder" types of decks.

That being said he constantly gets decks on the front page because his followers tend to like them. But yeah this deck just screams memes all over the place.

Not that I have anything against Kiwii but I tend to think this when a deck depends on only one card to win and you have to basically pray for RNGsus to give you the cards you need ...then the deck is bad...

This forum is constantly whining for nerfs. If Blizzard was actually listening to those, the game would be in a pretty bad shape.

Nerf Shudderwock? Why? It's not like it's the first OTK combo ever, is it? It's not even technically ONE Turn Kill.

Nerf Baku Paladin/Hunter? Why? It's not the first extremely aggro oriented deck either, is it?

Nerf Cubelock? Why? They sure as hell get stomped by some aggro decks too, don't they?

Fixed.

There is no RNG in HS, it is deliberate and aims for the maximum distress for players. Moreover, they want you to buy packs and packs  and pack$, Call me tin-foil head if you like but this will teach you otherwise:

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect2=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&d=PALL&RefSrch=yes&Query=PN/9789406

But, hey, block me, mute me, deride me, call me an idiot. Read and despair.

Bye

Your regular tin-foil hat idiot, ready to be flamed