Hearthpwn

I don't believe people with actual brains are designing cards for this game. By the looks of it, Blizzard looks for the dumbest people possible. Normal gameplay doesn't exist - combo into combo, OTK, swarming the board for 2 mana from 1 card...

One word - Shockspitter.

Congrats. Designers showed again they have no brains.

I'm convinced no other card game as designers as dumb as Hearthstone designers. Do you people even understand your own game? Do you see what you do?

Okay, I normally don't like insulting people, but wow. Do HS designers have functioning brain cells? What kind of sane person came up with Quest Priest for example? Hey you know what will be good, fun and healthy? A quest that lets you play the game normally and then you can just play a card 'win the game'.

Or Imp Warlock. Turn 3-4, 7/9 + board full of 1/1s. What do you mean unhealthy or unbalanced?

Seriously Blizzard, hire someone with any game sense.

Cards like Wrath Weaver. Build defining cards that are on Tavern Tier 1. You can define your build in the first turn, there's no incentive to go to 6, while you can grab ridiculously overpowered card on 1 and ride on that.

I actually wanted to finally ask that as well.

Yeah, I played few games right before the patch - everything was fine. I updated and suddenly CPU usage is as high as Red Dead 2 and ffs works ten times as bad! I can run CP2077, RDR2 on highest details and have 60FPS and in Hearthstone I have like 10FPS... in main menu! WTF Blizzard? No, seriously, how hard it is to optimize game like this?

I don't like making this assumption, but people in HS, not all, but in general, are dumb as fuck. Are you really incapable or playing ANYTHING besides face hunter and face paladin? Have you heard about trading? 

I mean, seriously, people, stop fucking looking at streamers, get out of your 15yo mind and try doing something by yourself. I know in this shitty game we'll never get proper control decks, but I think some people could at least try to stop jacking off to streamers showing their super-uber cool 300% win rate decks. 

Sap should be in hall of fame by now. 

I honestly think ability to ban a deck on ladder is a good idea. I mean, look at it this way:

- In real card games there's no such thing as 'ladder', you don't have to face the same deck every five minutes 

- In online some want to play tournament and there you can BAN deck you hate

Alright, I'm not aiming at being pro and tournaments, fuck that, so there's that - why do I have run into that if I'm just a fucking casual player? Who would be hurt if I could click 'fuck you brainless hunters' button? 

Alright, I've seen that many people complain about aggro, including me, I hate those brainless decks. But more - I HATE Blizzard's design. I know Hearthstone is quite fast game, alright, but I don't remember reading that it's 'aggro decks only' card game. And they're either dumb or intentionally are making way overpowered aggro cards. 

1 mana - 1/1, taunt, divine shield 

5 mana - 4/5 taunt, deathrattle heal your hero for 5... 

Try now scaling it up and down and tell me everything is absolutely fine and normal. 

And sure, I know you all want to hit super high legend rank and everything, but then you're complaining about aggro, so maybe stop playing that? Be that person who won't touch this absurdly annoying deck? We're creating the 'meta' and often enough by looking at sites like this one and your 'beloved' streamers. Try making your own deck and maybe we'll have something more 'healthy'. 

I've been hearing that CubeLock is so strong... yeah, sure, played 30 games - I'VE NEVER had anything to play until turn 7-8.

Playing against rogue and hunter ONLY.

If 90% of Hearthstone players had to sit and play MTG they would kill themselves I guess. No stupid 'face only'.

Twice in a row - I have EVERY FUCKIN CREATURE still in my deck. I play shadow essence - both times i get Barnes. 

Just fuck RNG in this piece of shit. Why do you keep making RNG based CARD game? Are you too stupid or you simply assumed that if you make game based on luck, you could draw more people? Yeah, 90% are complete brain deads, but yeah, keep making cards like that, attract idiots who can't think. 

To be honest, if we're talking netdecking - blame the streamers. They're root of this problem.

That's why I was hoping that community would put some pressure on Blizzard and I see that most people just watch those streams and constantly ask questions like 'what is this deck, what card can I change' etc.

Few streamers tried MTG Arena... most viewers couldn't understand shit about it. And I feel 80% of people who play Hearthstone would never be able to understand any other 'real' card game.

Team 5 is literally made of complete idiots who, I think, never seen a card game or are too stupid to understand one. Oh and client's stability is a joke, game engine is pure shit. I seriously wonder how much do they pay streamers to play this for hours, because I don't believe anyone could actually ENJOY card game where 90% is resolved via RNG, client works like crap, and every meta is made of one-two absurdly stupid aggro decks and people trying to counter that.

After playing MTG for... years, I really can't figure out what do you need to have instead of brain, to built a card game around fucking RNG. Of course, every card game has some RNG, but I've never seen anything like this. And I'm almost sure that most is because of shitty game engine and they're literally unable to implement anything else.

I used to enjoy this game, really, but right now? I hope it dies allowing us to keep good memories, not this crap. Oh, and one more thing - Blizzard's greed. Compare Hearthstone to Gwent or even MTG Arena, how long it takes to get some good cards in those games.