Hearthpwn

what card do you desperately need?

just queue into me, dump your hand, and you'll topdeck whatever you need.

Ah crap...

its nothing short of actual, clinical insanity just how lucky everyone is against me.

whats a normal game like

its fucking INSANE how well everyone else draws against me

i just want to know what its like to experience a normal game

im done with life.

the amount of miracle topdecks is fucking insulting.

Can divine favor rotate already?

Murlock paladin just busting through 9 and 11 health taunts like nothing. ridiculous. The game lasted until turn 7, but was never in doubt.  You have no change unless your deck is all board clears i guess.

2 stars away from legend right. Got there with even pally. Then for four games in a row, no Call to Arms in the first 7 turns or divine favor. They draw the nuts, curve out like fcking cunts. Play tempo.
4 loses in a row
Its my fault right? Drawing badly etc
Can i reach legend for my first time without those fcking retards playing broken stuff... or the game trolling me!

BTW GO FCK YOURSELVES SPITEFUL DRUID PLAYERS

I am becoming kaladin.
please for the love of god tell me where i have to go to play a fun deck without going into tier 1 the whole time.
Please,someone answer me.

Quote from Soltarg >>

I am becoming kaladin.
please for the love of god tell me where i have to go to play a fun deck without going into tier 1 the whole time.
Please,someone answer me.

Funny enough I play spiteful druid same story. Unlike those druids I don't draw my spiteful and I get high rolled by my opponents who has insane opening. Turn 6 rogue quest done?

Check! 

Warlock plays gnomeferatu turn 2, burn my spiteful, check !

Tess miracle rogue who top decks backstab and shadows step? Check!

Give me some love HS for god sake. So close to legend, was 2 stars away and now back to rank 2 two stars. Fck this game

Quote from Nucleus_84 >>

@Alwayshappyz You can be unlucky over a course of 10 games. Maybe even 20, hell, let's say 30. But if you can't hit rank 10 with a strongest deck in the game over a longer period of time, you are not unlucky, you are just bad.

Luck starts to play greater role at rank 5. If someone can't reach rank 5 with a tier 1 deck in a month's time, it's not because they are unlucky, it's because they are bad at the game.

Luck's effect fades after huge number of games. No one can be unlucky all the time if the game is random. If your winrate after 300 games is less than 40%, you can't blame luck. You either play badly or you are playing with a bad deck.

 

can all those retarded baku face hunters go to hell and burn for ever

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Welp that's it, I quit.  After dealing with cube lock on the ladder last season and now the cancer that is cube hadronox.  I'm done, I can't do it anymore.  It's either cancer paladin or cube hadronox (which I find to be far worse than cube lock ever was).

 Tech in a Tinkmaster Overspark, ruins their Witching Hours. Breaking through walls of Taunts isn't fun though indeed/

 

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Welp that's it, I quit.  After dealing with cube lock on the ladder last season and now the cancer that is cube hadronox.  I'm done, I can't do it anymore.  It's either cancer paladin or cube hadronox (which I find to be far worse than cube lock ever was).

 Tech in a Tinkmaster Overspark, ruins their Witching Hours. Breaking through walls of Taunts isn't fun though indeed/

 

no good player would drop Hadronox without playing Naturalize on it on the same turn

Steps:

1. Play like shit and get lucky.

2. Get angry because your opponent went face instead of trading, not knowing what he has in hand.

3. Spam emotes like a bullied kid.

4. Win.

It's so sad how many scumbags are in the community. I'm sure that most of them are over 20 years old, and they feel so bad about their unsuccessful lifes, that they need to BM their opponents when they win, because the winning feel is something that is really hard for them to get in other things that aren't an RNG card game.

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It's so sad how many scumbags are in the community. I'm sure that most of them are over 20 years old, and they feel so bad about their unsuccessful lifes, that they need to BM their opponents when they win, because the winning feel is something that is really hard for them to get in other things that aren't an RNG card game.

I don't like making this assumption, but people in HS, not all, but in general, are dumb as fuck. Are you really incapable or playing ANYTHING besides face hunter and face paladin? Have you heard about trading? 

I mean, seriously, people, stop fucking looking at streamers, get out of your 15yo mind and try doing something by yourself. I know in this shitty game we'll never get proper control decks, but I think some people could at least try to stop jacking off to streamers showing their super-uber cool 300% win rate decks. 

I was playing arena last evening 6:2 with a really fun and surprisingly strong deck losing two games only to crazy RNG. I got matched with a warrior which greeted me and I greeted him back thinkning that it was good sign. Oh god how wrong I was at that moment. 

For some reason after I had finished playing my cards on turn 1, the end turn button didn't work and I didn't notice that and alttabbed to do some stuff. I heard the rope and immediately went back to the game to finish the turn and all that time the warrior was emoting the shit out of me. On my second turn HS broke completely and I couldn't play any cards or do anything at all, I had to relog and finished my turn by the end of the rope. I think my opponent thought that I was a roper and started to rope me back and emoting for the rest the game which lasted UNTIL THE FUCKING FATIGUE. And guess what, motherfucker got probably the craziest RNG win in arena I've ever seen (how can you fucking have 3 fully buffed spellstones with warrior and how the fuck do you get all those elemental synergies at the same time by only topdecking cards).

Of course I didn't show any signs of frustration to that douche and I can understand why he started doing that. And I know the game doesn't like to let me to get that 7th win in arena to get 150 gold back. BUT WHY THIS GUY FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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I don't like making this assumption, but people in HS, not all, but in general, are dumb as fuck. Are you really incapable or playing ANYTHING besides face hunter and face paladin? Have you heard about trading? 

I mean, seriously, people, stop fucking looking at streamers, get out of your 15yo mind and try doing something by yourself. I know in this shitty game we'll never get proper control decks, but I think some people could at least try to stop jacking off to streamers showing their super-uber cool 300% win rate decks. 

Quote from Fdp8 >>

Steps:

1. Play like shit and get lucky.

2. Get angry because your opponent went face instead of trading, not knowing what he has in hand.

3. Spam emotes like a bullied kid.

4. Win.

It's so sad how many scumbags are in the community. I'm sure that most of them are over 20 years old, and they feel so bad about their unsuccessful lifes, that they need to BM their opponents when they win, because the winning feel is something that is really hard for them to get in other things that aren't an RNG card game.