Hearthpwn

I don't believe people with actual brains are designing cards for this game. By the looks of it, Blizzard looks for the dumbest people possible. Normal gameplay doesn't exist - combo into combo, OTK, swarming the board for 2 mana from 1 card...

One word - Shockspitter.

Congrats. Designers showed again they have no brains.

I'm convinced no other card game as designers as dumb as Hearthstone designers. Do you people even understand your own game? Do you see what you do?

I actually wanted to finally ask that as well.

Yeah, I played few games right before the patch - everything was fine. I updated and suddenly CPU usage is as high as Red Dead 2 and ffs works ten times as bad! I can run CP2077, RDR2 on highest details and have 60FPS and in Hearthstone I have like 10FPS... in main menu! WTF Blizzard? No, seriously, how hard it is to optimize game like this?

I don't like making this assumption, but people in HS, not all, but in general, are dumb as fuck. Are you really incapable or playing ANYTHING besides face hunter and face paladin? Have you heard about trading? 

I mean, seriously, people, stop fucking looking at streamers, get out of your 15yo mind and try doing something by yourself. I know in this shitty game we'll never get proper control decks, but I think some people could at least try to stop jacking off to streamers showing their super-uber cool 300% win rate decks. 

I honestly think ability to ban a deck on ladder is a good idea. I mean, look at it this way:

- In real card games there's no such thing as 'ladder', you don't have to face the same deck every five minutes 

- In online some want to play tournament and there you can BAN deck you hate

Alright, I'm not aiming at being pro and tournaments, fuck that, so there's that - why do I have run into that if I'm just a fucking casual player? Who would be hurt if I could click 'fuck you brainless hunters' button? 

Alright, I've seen that many people complain about aggro, including me, I hate those brainless decks. But more - I HATE Blizzard's design. I know Hearthstone is quite fast game, alright, but I don't remember reading that it's 'aggro decks only' card game. And they're either dumb or intentionally are making way overpowered aggro cards. 

1 mana - 1/1, taunt, divine shield 

5 mana - 4/5 taunt, deathrattle heal your hero for 5... 

Try now scaling it up and down and tell me everything is absolutely fine and normal. 

And sure, I know you all want to hit super high legend rank and everything, but then you're complaining about aggro, so maybe stop playing that? Be that person who won't touch this absurdly annoying deck? We're creating the 'meta' and often enough by looking at sites like this one and your 'beloved' streamers. Try making your own deck and maybe we'll have something more 'healthy'. 

To be honest, if we're talking netdecking - blame the streamers. They're root of this problem.

That's why I was hoping that community would put some pressure on Blizzard and I see that most people just watch those streams and constantly ask questions like 'what is this deck, what card can I change' etc.

Few streamers tried MTG Arena... most viewers couldn't understand shit about it. And I feel 80% of people who play Hearthstone would never be able to understand any other 'real' card game.

Team 5 is literally made of complete idiots who, I think, never seen a card game or are too stupid to understand one. Oh and client's stability is a joke, game engine is pure shit. I seriously wonder how much do they pay streamers to play this for hours, because I don't believe anyone could actually ENJOY card game where 90% is resolved via RNG, client works like crap, and every meta is made of one-two absurdly stupid aggro decks and people trying to counter that.

After playing MTG for... years, I really can't figure out what do you need to have instead of brain, to built a card game around fucking RNG. Of course, every card game has some RNG, but I've never seen anything like this. And I'm almost sure that most is because of shitty game engine and they're literally unable to implement anything else.

I used to enjoy this game, really, but right now? I hope it dies allowing us to keep good memories, not this crap. Oh, and one more thing - Blizzard's greed. Compare Hearthstone to Gwent or even MTG Arena, how long it takes to get some good cards in those games.

A quest listing 5 classes to complete, including mage. No progress after 2 mage games. Can't you do anything right blizzard?

Pirate Warrior player detected.

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Alright, I've seen that many people complain about aggro, including me, I hate those brainless decks. But more - I HATE Blizzard's design. I know Hearthstone is quite fast game, alright, but I don't remember reading that it's 'aggro decks only' card game. And they're either dumb or intentionally are making way overpowered aggro cards. 

 

1 mana - 1/1, taunt, divine shield 

5 mana - 4/5 taunt, deathrattle heal your hero for 5... 

 

Try now scaling it up and down and tell me everything is absolutely fine and normal. 

 

And sure, I know you all want to hit super high legend rank and everything, but then you're complaining about aggro, so maybe stop playing that? Be that person who won't touch this absurdly annoying deck? We're creating the 'meta' and often enough by looking at sites like this one and your 'beloved' streamers. Try making your own deck and maybe we'll have something more 'healthy'. 

Brode I hope you read this salt thread now and then so you can truly appreciate how fucking inept you are at your job. I hope your bosses datamine this thread to realise how much money they are losing due to your shit decisions.

I have 30 packs of the new expansion - all free to play earned - and I have ZERO desire to spend money on this shit gaming experience to get any more because all I face on wild ladder are Razakus Priest, Jade Druid, and now spell hunter - all badges of your incompetence.    

Hearthstone could be great. But the combination of Brode's shit decision making around randomness and letting broken synergies run on the ladder, coupled with a playerbase that just want to play the top tier netdecks over and over and over again while jerking their little dicks and spamming emotes makes it a toxic joke.

And STILL no autosquelch. 3/10 for this expansion Brodey boy. Ultimate infestation. Jade Idol. Raza Kazakas Death knight. Unwinable exodia Mage when they get to endgame. Pirate warrior still able to role you by turn 5. Who gives a flying fuck about the new expansion with that Brode issued sewage still floating down the stream.

And the new dungeon mode - a fucking joke - pray the last 2 bosses are weak to your deck - as you don't know what they will be it's just another ridiculous fucking Brodestone coin flip.

NEVER spend real money Hearthstone - you will regret it.

I'm so fucking sick and tired of this game. This bullshit turn 4 crystal core cancer is getting out of fucking hand. Keep your sad BS to standard mode. 

Every fucking time I switch a deck, I have to face 2x quest rogue in a row. I can just auto-concede. Because I am sick and fucking tired of facing these pathetic shitdecks in wild mode. What the fuck is wrong with this game.

Soooo, this the way Hearthstone is played these days? Laughable.

Rogue Quest done by Turn 3 - HaHA ! Fun And Interactive BLIZZARD! HAHAHA! .... Die in a fire fucktards.

Play Pirate Warrior - face Aggro/Jade Shamans

Switch to Control Warrior - face 1 rogue, 4 jade druids, 4 reno mages; not a single shaman in 9 games.

Switch back to Pirate Warrior - 3 face shamans in a row.

I am done with this shit, even XCOM that is a clusterfuck of blind man at a shooting range have less RNG.

It's 2 years now waiting for the meta to slowdown 

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