You get Patches the Pirate in your opening hand: You win 20% of your games
You get Small-Time Buccaneer in your opening hand: You win 80% of your games.
Well whooptiefuckingdoo, let's play another round of 'flip a coin to let my opening hand decide if i win or lose the game'
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His art is so sick but his stats are so bad, you really need him to stick for a turn to be useful, and at 4hp that rarely happens once, if ever. Maybe in some weird stealth aggro rogue he sees play? Worth giving it a go just for the art if nothing else