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When was the last time you played a mage that didn't have Primordial Studies or Font of Power in their opening hand?

How about a priest that didn't have Palm Reading on turn 3? 

Here's a fun exercise. Take a deck of 30 cards. Take one card out and add two jokers. Shuffle them well and deal yourself the top 2 cards. See how many times the jokers are the top 2 cards. Now ask me how many times when I play control warlock and open with Spirit Jailer I draw the 2 soul fragments that I just shuffled in the deck on round 2. 

You gotta love manipulated RNG.

Has anyone ever played a priest that didn't have palm reading on turn 3?

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Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 Just uninstall the game simple. I cant understand why you still play the game. You obviously dont like it yet here you are whining about some tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

 And I can't understand why anyone would troll a salt thread.

 You are the one who keeps posting on a thing they obviously dont like. Very smart

 

Because I have been playing since beta and I can remember when it was a great game. Before they had to dumb it down to convince people like you that you are really good at at the game when you copy their net decks and win in 5 turns. They are simply catering to the participation trophy generation. You are easy to identify because any basic observation regarding how the game defies statistics and probability is taken very personally. That and completely disregarding Blizzard's public admission of manipulation of the RNG. 

 

 Blah blah same old crap. Thing with me is I have a few brain cells left, who when i dont like something I dont go on and on and on and on and spam forums with rubbish. I leave. There is one thing talking about a bad beat, but when you come on with the same unproven based on lies crap that is another thing.

Majority of this thread is not unlucky beats, its full of spoilt so and so who probably net decked one of the 'top decks omgz' but got beat badly because of a bad play or the opponent got lucky (it happens), then he comes on hear whining.

"Oh nos I net decked from a article saying its a top deck, I should be winning every game, why arent I winning every game - boo hoo"

 And any moron can clearly see that this thread exposes a huge problem of Hearthstone today. Player dissatisfaction with the game in its current state keeps growing exponentially due to excessive RNG,MMR, and powercreep. So what the f*ck is wrong with you complaining about salt in a SALT THREAD you asshat

GTFO if you don't like the salt here...cause it ain't going anywhere.

 Bullshit, most hear is just whining from spoilt brats who thing everything must be given on a silver platter. ENtitled much, cant fathom in there tiny brain that other people can get lucky or get a good hand. Its all self entitled me me me

 Sounds more like you are unhappy with your life than you are with the game. 

If you are going to insult someone's "tiny brain" you should really learn the difference between "hear" and "here" and  "there" and "their" first. 

 I myt hav maid a speling mistayke here. Her iss a freeby to gett your roks of

 You didn't make a spelling mistake. You made a grammatical mistake. Not surprised that you don't know the difference. 

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9 wins in a row with weapon rogue. ALL OF A SUDDEN, pally pally pally and mage right after. NOT one game I drew my weapon. Losing streak, because this game is a rigged pos.

 I went on the usual winning streak to platinum 1 then lost 3 in a row in 5 turns. Amazing how that always seems to happen at rank 1...

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Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 Just uninstall the game simple. I cant understand why you still play the game. You obviously dont like it yet here you are whining about some tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

 And I can't understand why anyone would troll a salt thread.

 You are the one who keeps posting on a thing they obviously dont like. Very smart

 

Because I have been playing since beta and I can remember when it was a great game. Before they had to dumb it down to convince people like you that you are really good at at the game when you copy their net decks and win in 5 turns. They are simply catering to the participation trophy generation. You are easy to identify because any basic observation regarding how the game defies statistics and probability is taken very personally. That and completely disregarding Blizzard's public admission of manipulation of the RNG. 

 

 Blah blah same old crap. Thing with me is I have a few brain cells left, who when i dont like something I dont go on and on and on and on and spam forums with rubbish. I leave. There is one thing talking about a bad beat, but when you come on with the same unproven based on lies crap that is another thing.

Majority of this thread is not unlucky beats, its full of spoilt so and so who probably net decked one of the 'top decks omgz' but got beat badly because of a bad play or the opponent got lucky (it happens), then he comes on hear whining.

"Oh nos I net decked from a article saying its a top deck, I should be winning every game, why arent I winning every game - boo hoo"

 And any moron can clearly see that this thread exposes a huge problem of Hearthstone today. Player dissatisfaction with the game in its current state keeps growing exponentially due to excessive RNG,MMR, and powercreep. So what the f*ck is wrong with you complaining about salt in a SALT THREAD you asshat

GTFO if you don't like the salt here...cause it ain't going anywhere.

 Bullshit, most hear is just whining from spoilt brats who thing everything must be given on a silver platter. ENtitled much, cant fathom in there tiny brain that other people can get lucky or get a good hand. Its all self entitled me me me

 Sounds more like you are unhappy with your life than you are with the game. 

If you are going to insult someone's "tiny brain" you should really learn the difference between "hear" and "here" and  "there" and "their" first. 

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Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 Just uninstall the game simple. I cant understand why you still play the game. You obviously dont like it yet here you are whining about some tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

 And I can't understand why anyone would troll a salt thread.

 You are the one who keeps posting on a thing they obviously dont like. Very smart

 

Because I have been playing since beta and I can remember when it was a great game. Before they had to dumb it down to convince people like you that you are really good at at the game when you copy their net decks and win in 5 turns. They are simply catering to the participation trophy generation. You are easy to identify because any basic observation regarding how the game defies statistics and probability is taken very personally. That and completely disregarding Blizzard's public admission of manipulation of the RNG. 

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Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 Just uninstall the game simple. I cant understand why you still play the game. You obviously dont like it yet here you are whining about some tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

 And I can't understand why anyone would troll a salt thread.

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Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

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Oh My Yogg! requires so much skill to play. My board is 6 minions, odd paladin opponent has a 2/1. I play a secret to trigger a 1 cost so I can play my kings safely Plague of Flames. I proceed to lose the game 4 turns later after being demoted every time he plays a card after that..

And just ignore that every single otk mage has combo by turn 8.

Gotta love the druid who had 6 minions on turn 1 followed by aoe buffs on turn 2 and 4.

Or that big brain big minion big skill priest doesnt get punished at all by either of my bad luck albatross or the tokens I put into his pool with an early leeroy to try and dilute his ressurects. At least I beat most of the secret mages today..

STTIIILLLLL waiting for nerfs to hysteria and refreshing skill water...

 It's not even properly executed. It says "Random spell of same cost" not "random spell on random target".

If that's what they meant they should have specified. Most of time it changes the spell and the target. 

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the devs just programmed in paladin the 1 mana minion drops, and the 0 mana spell get 2x 1 mana minions  on the opening hand

 

 They had the same coding on Fiery War Axe for warrior back in the day. Libram paladin always gets Aldor Attendant and Hand of Adal (a 2 mana +2/+2 with card draw isn't at all OP). I have yet to play a mage that didn't have Primordial Studies and/or Font of Power in their opening hand. 

 And that's "when it is "time for Evil_B to lose" that is....the other 50% of the time you'll get the favorable rng in this dumpster fire.

 This is true. Unfortunately a mindless win isn't any more fun than a mindless loss. 

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god, I fcking love that warlock has way better healing than priest?! that class is seriously just in need of a heavy nerf...!!!!!! it so fcking stupid... Hunter is literately the only one class, that can keep warlock in check, while he fcking pwns all the others!!! COME ON BLIZZARD U FREAKING MORONS! are you really so far up each others asses, that you aren't capable of doing a balance patch??? 

 They don't need to nerf a deck when the RNG is manipulated. I tried the deck. One game I had 12 soul fragments out of 21 cards and didn't draw a single one in 5 turns. Next game I play Spirit Jailer on turn one and they both go to the top and get burned with no benefit on turn 2. Games that you are chosen to win you get Ticketus and a 7 cost activator on curve. Games where it decides you lose all of the key cards get buried. Same as every other deck. The stated goal is an overall 50% win rate. 

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T1 Coin, Crabrider

T2 Hand of Adal

T3 Conviction, Argent Protector

T4 Blessing of Kings

Enough.

 The sheer number of times I see this exact opening is just confirmation that everything about this game is predetermined. 

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1 star from legend 5 times, almost everytime end up faceing priest last. Lose. Now back to rank 2 0 stars. Why do I even bother playing this game

 Happened to me a dozen times last month. 

Think  about the number of games that you play that end in 5-6 turns. Then think about how perfect the draw has to be to do 30+ damage in 5-6 turns regardless of the deck played. That should tell you all you need to know about how manipulated the RNG and matchmaking is. 

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Funny that people always complain how Control is dead and a supposedly aggro meta. Pretty much everything I queue up against in standard today is either Control Warlock or No Minion Mage. So much fun when you like to play minion-heavy midrange decks that get hard countered by those. I'm begging for some Face Hunters right now! Please let that Aggro Meta become reality.

The matchmaking system will always find counter decks for you to face when it is your turn to lose. 

 This would sound tempting if it wasn't the case that Warlock has the biggest popularity of all classes according to this very site. I'm pretty sure it's not just me facing Controllocks while all other Warlock players play Zoo.

 There could be only one control warlock online and if that's the counter to your deck and it is your turn to lose, the matchmaking system will pick it for you. That's the beauty of a rigged system - it's not constrained by probability.