http://s5.postimg.org/mk7wtabc7/edaf1535.png
The next two turns your opponent will draw Sea Reavers, which could be pretty punishing if they're hoping to topdeck something specific. That could hurt in the early game (especially when their board is getting Arcane Explosioned twice) but it will give them a stronger late game, potentially!
2
Today a priest casted Mind Control on my Summoning Stone and got a Deathwing just after, because this is apparently how it works.
So yeah, puck friests.
1
tfw you beat a secret retardin who didn't draw any MC.
2
Getting an Old Murk-Eye out of my Summoning Stone right after my murladin opponent dropped an Anyfin Can Happen.
5
After much thought:
Intended as a replacement for Sludge Belcher in yet-to-be-released Standard mode. Aggro/zoo/face decks be warned.
Flavor Text: "But how do adventurers manage to carry this huge thing with them all the time without it taking any slot in their bags ?!" (The Tundra Mammoth is a well-known mount in WoW, and mounts doesn't take any space in your inventory).
EDIT: Flavor Text added.
1
Karazhan Cat might fit into a Tempo-ish Mage deck, although a 3-mana 1/1 may be too much of a tempo loss, I don't really know whether I should give it vanilla stats like Flamewaker or whether that would really make it too powerful.
Spectral Cow because mages lack good taunt minions, although people may prefer attribute the 4-slot decks to the like of Water Elemental, Animated Armor or Piloted Shredder.
Polymorph: Companion, like Polymorph: Boar, can be used either as a a buff or as a removal depending of the situation. The former costs (1) less than the latter because of the RNG element because this one is not always Huffer (yes, I swear).
So, which one should I pick ?
1
Mine was in a Mage vs. Mage fight. My opponent got me down to 10 Health and began to spam "I am sorry" which, translated, means "I am going to Pyroblast your face next turn".
I had nothing on the board, nothing in my hand, and I topdecked an ESportsal which gave me ...Bolf Ramshield, who was pretty much one of the only 2 minions that could save me from lethal.
This idiot mage, who apparently hadn't played HS since GvG, tried to pyroblast my face anyway. A long silence ensues, after what he understood what the fµck happened and conceded. I would have loved to see what kind of "wtf" face he put in real life.
1
Got beaten by a Face Huntard with a basic deck. Huck Funtards.
11
Because screw aggro decks.
Flavor text: "With a name like this, King Greymane should have expected what happened to him."
1
3
After much thought, I decided to post this.
A new kind of giant.
If you have it in your initial hand, it will become playable by turn 7 for 6 mana (or turn 6 for 7 mana if you have The Coin). Obviously works best in control decks.