Hearthpwn

Damn you, Blizzard, for resetting ladder 2 hours too early...

I was rank 6 and wanted to get 5 for the treasure chest. -_-

Played the whole day BibleThump

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Why are everyone playing fucking facehunter right now? Get some braincells faggots

Every fucking game. It's either that or fucking mech-mage. It's annoying they are all completely retarded without ANY game knowledge and they still ocasionally win due to other players bad rng.

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So I'm playing a custom demonlock and I'm all set to win with 2 imp-losions, 2 power overwhelming, a Doomguard, and Mal'Ganis in my hand with a void caller on the board.   My void caller has been buffed to 6/4 by a random buff and is all that is left on the table.  Siyvanis suicides on my voidcaller, who pulls my Mal'Ganis.  I immediately think "I've won!", only once it pops into play on my board, it swaps to his board.  Now when Sylvanis kill my voidcaller, I had an empty board.  It should have negated her ability, instead it pulls the creature that was in my hand to the opponent's side.  The very next thing he does is play Kel'Thuzad.  So even if I could kill Mal with my implosions, he'd just come back before I could finish off his 11 HP with my 2 power overwhelming imps.

TLDR: It is complete bullshit that Sylvanis can steal a character that hasn't even been played yet!

Deathrattles happen in order of minion played. You must have dropped the voidcaller first. If you had dropped tge voidcaller after your opponent played sylvanus your minion wouldn't have been stolen.

The meta is garbage 

Fucking cancer everywhere today... I think I would get banned from the forums if I said what I think Mech Mage players should do to themselves.

If you're playing on the last day of the season, you're gonna have a bad time.

So what am I supposed to do against a cuntwad paladin who gets double muster, double blessing of kings and that fucking 6/6 play all secrets card..in the first 8-10 cards of his deck?

I try to play handlock and grind out some games but then face hunters always get favored and get all the cards they need, it is annoying AF, then these stupid mech mages and secret pallys ruin everything, I hate playing ladder because I literally encounter OP decks with all the answers to everything

Brawls that clear everything but the one minion you wanted dead and killing Dr.Boom only to watch both boom bots get blessing of kings.

mech mage every fucking 2-3 games I swear, maybe it's my tier (15-13) but MECH MAGE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.  I just concede after they roll turn 2 and flop down 4 fucking mechs.

I am Playing Smorc On the ladder ;) Stay salty my friends  

This might be the best thread on the internet, so much rage, I'm laughing hysterically......I'll read every last page bored stuck in class lol.

My favorite shit in the world is when I have a mirror match against Dragon Priest and they have a drag + 1 drop and I have garbage and don't draw into a drag until turn 8, shit is my favorite.

what's the name of that faggot priest deck that plays a 1-2 drop then buffs it EVERY FUCKING TURN?   I just want to build it so I can practice being a giant fucking homo on ladder.

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what's the name of that faggot priest deck that plays a 1-2 drop then buffs it EVERY FUCKING TURN?   I just want to build it so I can practice being a giant fucking homo on ladder.

Inner Fire Priest. But i doubt you can pilot it as good as a giant fucking homo though. Maybe try something more your speed. Midrange Hunter perhaps.

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So I'm playing a custom demonlock and I'm all set to win with 2 imp-losions, 2 power overwhelming, a Doomguard, and Mal'Ganis in my hand with a void caller on the board.   My void caller has been buffed to 6/4 by a random buff and is all that is left on the table.  Siyvanis suicides on my voidcaller, who pulls my Mal'Ganis.  I immediately think "I've won!", only once it pops into play on my board, it swaps to his board.  Now when Sylvanis kill my voidcaller, I had an empty board.  It should have negated her ability, instead it pulls the creature that was in my hand to the opponent's side.  The very next thing he does is play Kel'Thuzad.  So even if I could kill Mal with my implosions, he'd just come back before I could finish off his 11 HP with my 2 power overwhelming imps.

TLDR: It is complete bullshit that Sylvanis can steal a character that hasn't even been played yet!

Looks like somebody needs a 101 on deathrattle trigger sequence. Also, stop calling minions "creatures", this is not MTG. 

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what's the name of that faggot priest deck that plays a 1-2 drop then buffs it EVERY FUCKING TURN?   I just want to build it so I can practice being a giant fucking homo on ladder.

Inner Fire Priest. But i doubt you can pilot it as good as a giant fucking homo though. Maybe try something more your speed. Midrange Hunter perhaps.

that's the one!  it fucked over my midrange hunter, should have used my kill command well before it went out of control :(

Ha! What a story Mark

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So what am I supposed to do against a cuntwad paladin who gets double muster, double blessing of kings and that fucking 6/6 play all secrets card..in the first 8-10 cards of his deck?

Prep-Concede, Coin-Concede... 

You have a lot of options to deal with the secret paladin, since you see it comin'...

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So I'm playing a custom demonlock and I'm all set to win with 2 imp-losions, 2 power overwhelming, a Doomguard, and Mal'Ganis in my hand with a void caller on the board.   My void caller has been buffed to 6/4 by a random buff and is all that is left on the table.  Siyvanis suicides on my voidcaller, who pulls my Mal'Ganis.  I immediately think "I've won!", only once it pops into play on my board, it swaps to his board.  Now when Sylvanis kill my voidcaller, I had an empty board.  It should have negated her ability, instead it pulls the creature that was in my hand to the opponent's side.  The very next thing he does is play Kel'Thuzad.  So even if I could kill Mal with my implosions, he'd just come back before I could finish off his 11 HP with my 2 power overwhelming imps.

TLDR: It is complete bullshit that Sylvanis can steal a character that hasn't even been played yet!

Looks like somebody needs a 101 on deathrattle trigger sequence. Also, stop calling minions "creatures", this is not MTG. 

Apologies, I call everything creatures, card games, board games, and video games alike.  I do not feel like changing my vocabulary for every game that comes out, but I can understand it upsetting you.  As for Deathrattle effects, i do understand them, but you are dealing with a stack effect (or should be), and the stack should be to queue the "minion" to come out after resolution, otherwise why drop them on my board only to drag them over to the other sides board.   At the same time, I have seen a leper gnome kill me after dropping a voidwalker that summoned Mal, which if the stack theory is correct, should have made me immune to damage at the time.

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So I'm playing a custom demonlock and I'm all set to win with 2 imp-losions, 2 power overwhelming, a Doomguard, and Mal'Ganis in my hand with a void caller on the board.   My void caller has been buffed to 6/4 by a random buff and is all that is left on the table.  Siyvanis suicides on my voidcaller, who pulls my Mal'Ganis.  I immediately think "I've won!", only once it pops into play on my board, it swaps to his board.  Now when Sylvanis kill my voidcaller, I had an empty board.  It should have negated her ability, instead it pulls the creature that was in my hand to the opponent's side.  The very next thing he does is play Kel'Thuzad.  So even if I could kill Mal with my implosions, he'd just come back before I could finish off his 11 HP with my 2 power overwhelming imps.

TLDR: It is complete bullshit that Sylvanis can steal a character that hasn't even been played yet!

Looks like somebody needs a 101 on deathrattle trigger sequence. Also, stop calling minions "creatures", this is not MTG. 

Apologies, I call everything creatures, card games, board games, and video games alike.  I do not feel like changing my vocabulary for every game that comes out, but I can understand it upsetting you.  As for Deathrattle effects, i do understand them, but you are dealing with a stack effect (or should be), and the stack should be to queue the "minion" to come out after resolution, otherwise why drop them on my board only to drag them over to the other sides board.   At the same time, I have seen a leper gnome kill me after dropping a voidwalker that summoned Mal, which if the stack theory is correct, should have made me immune to damage at the time.

Stacking them doesn't make any sense. Sth has to trigger first and then everything else (much like yugioh chain sequence of magic and trap cards). That's why the leper gnome killed you, otherwise it would have been unfair for the other guy who played the leper gnome first...