I guess mage is always going to be an annoying and purely RNG class.
Full board vs mage, and he's at 5 health. He topdecks Ice Block, I pop it and end turn with him at 1 health. He discovers another Ice Block, plays it, nukes my face. I pop that one, end turn, he's still at 1. He Primordial Glyph into a Pyroblast, nukes my face for 10 dmg and wins.
Obnoxious bastard hits only my minions and plays the barest minimum of cards so I'm down to fatigues and he's free to start whaling on me.
And then the piece of shit has the balls to friend me after I'm finally ready to reach through my tablet and strangle him. Why, so you can gloat about your horrible sportsmanship? There's playing to win, and then there's being a giant jerkwad, and I want none of the latter.
(I wish I could block him, but apparently Blizzard thinks blocking is only important for WoW players.)
Obnoxious bastard hits only my minions and plays the barest minimum of cards so I'm down to fatigues and he's free to start whaling on me.
And then the piece of shit has the balls to friend me after I'm finally ready to reach through my tablet and strangle him. Why, so you can gloat about your horrible sportsmanship? There's playing to win, and then there's being a giant jerkwad, and I want none of the latter.
(I wish I could block him, but apparently Blizzard thinks blocking is only important for WoW players.)
If i could block people i'd block every single fucktard that plays Taunt Warrior.
well it was a good few weeks but now we have settled back into the same old boring and predictable meta.
same games, same decks, same cards, repeat.
we are all running the same loop over and over again hoping for a change that will never come.
this game need an expansion MONTHLY to stay interesting
Realistically decks need to be tweaked so that more decks are around the same level. I know if they had more time they could tune decks better for more diverse metas, but they made sure to kill that by making this a triple expansion year, with a LOT more cards than a usual year.
Dont be suprised if you hear year of the Mammoth was the worst HS year ever...
Just remembered why I've not bothered with constructed in god knows how long. Legend's the exact same decks with the exact same misplays done by the exact same retards as rank 15.
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I f*cking hate playing against Mage these days. He got 3 Ice Blocks in a row and after the third Ice Block he got Hallazeal the Ascended out of Firelandsportal. This is so stupid, when i want to play Tempo Mage i get beaten by others in no time while I have to deal with 3 Blocks and infinite Health when I play against it.
Made a deck designed specifically to beat all those pesky hunters from my previous post.
ON GOES THE TIN FOIL HAT FOR BOY IS LADDER SUDDENLY INFESTED WITH CONTROL
I'm convinced that hey have an algorithm to match the deck you are playing a certain percentage of the time. I've tried the same thing where I used to get face hunter after face hunter back in the day. I'd make a deck specifically to counter them then all of a sudden I won't see any.
Made a deck designed specifically to beat all those pesky hunters from my previous post.
ON GOES THE TIN FOIL HAT FOR BOY IS LADDER SUDDENLY INFESTED WITH CONTROL
I'm convinced that hey have an algorithm to match the deck you are playing a certain percentage of the time. I've tried the same thing where I used to get face hunter after face hunter back in the day. I'd make a deck specifically to counter them then all of a sudden I won't see any.
Absolutely. Brode is a lying cunt for categorically denying that matchmaking examines your decklist.
They've denied it so often that they probably can't come clean now for fear of a lawsuit. Real people spending real money on packs on the understanding that if they play a certain card in their deck it has a random chance of facing up against the meta. If that's a lie they deserve a class action lawsuit from anyone who has ever purchased a Hearthstone deck ever. I'm not sure whether they are manipulating matchups to disguise winrate of broken decks, or to somehow encourage sales of the new expansion cards - probably that - but I simply do not believe matchmaking is random within nearby ranks ignoring your decklist
THE ENTIRE GAME IS A CON DESIGNED TO SELL PACKS OF CARDS WITH UNFAIR SYNERGIES EVERY SEASON. All you can do is resolve never to give them any money and accept your losses when you match up agains whatever the current cancer is. Gradually the game revenues will die off as people realise spending money on packs is pointless unless you want to do it every single sesason and play broken cancer decks.
Mages are the most unskilled, lazy pieces of shit in this game. No matter what you do, eventually in two turns they take you from 30 to fucking 0 with the most non interactive bullshit that a piece of shit can pull out of it's rancid ass. This is only after almost taking you to fatigue wasting even more of your fucking time, that could have went into two matches one at least having a much better chance to win or at least lose to something reasonable that requires skill to play. Mages are bigger scrubs than hunters and i doubt they ever win without the bullshit. We need our health upped to 40 rather than 30 because of those scrubs. No wonder there is so much aggro, it's to kill those pieces of shit as soon as possible or waste as little time as they need to on the lazy cheats. I hope their families die in car accidents or something, and that they themselves get slow, painful, sufferable cancers so they be as cancerous on the outside as they are on the inside.
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU NETDECKING SCUMBAGS WHO TAKE OUT ALL THE ORIGINALITY THIS GAME CAN OFFER.
ORIGINALITY IN THIS GAME IS BELOW ZERO. STALE BORING GAMEPLAY. GO FACE GO FACE WIN
GO TAUNT GO TAUNT WIN
BOOOOOOOOORINNG
I guess mage is always going to be an annoying and purely RNG class.
Full board vs mage, and he's at 5 health. He topdecks Ice Block, I pop it and end turn with him at 1 health. He discovers another Ice Block, plays it, nukes my face. I pop that one, end turn, he's still at 1. He Primordial Glyph into a Pyroblast, nukes my face for 10 dmg and wins.
Always fun, lol.
Obnoxious bastard hits only my minions and plays the barest minimum of cards so I'm down to fatigues and he's free to start whaling on me.
And then the piece of shit has the balls to friend me after I'm finally ready to reach through my tablet and strangle him. Why, so you can gloat about your horrible sportsmanship? There's playing to win, and then there's being a giant jerkwad, and I want none of the latter.
(I wish I could block him, but apparently Blizzard thinks blocking is only important for WoW players.)
well it was a good few weeks but now we have settled back into the same old boring and predictable meta.
same games, same decks, same cards, repeat.
we are all running the same loop over and over again hoping for a change that will never come.
this game need an expansion MONTHLY to stay interesting
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10 hunters in a row, striking me from rank 6 and 5 stars (REALLY!) to rank 7. Fuck you, get original.
Just remembered why I've not bothered with constructed in god knows how long. Legend's the exact same decks with the exact same misplays done by the exact same retards as rank 15.
Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.
I f*cking hate playing against Mage these days. He got 3 Ice Blocks in a row and after the third Ice Block he got Hallazeal the Ascended out of Firelandsportal. This is so stupid, when i want to play Tempo Mage i get beaten by others in no time while I have to deal with 3 Blocks and infinite Health when I play against it.
Replay: https://hsreplay.net/replay/jMomJou2D5Cx2vnW2SWGkP
Made a deck designed specifically to beat all those pesky hunters from my previous post.
ON GOES THE TIN FOIL HAT FOR BOY IS LADDER SUDDENLY INFESTED WITH CONTROL
Change name of shaman heroic to 'summon worthless ass healing totem' up to 6 in a row
JUST GIVE ME BACK ENTOMB! PLEASE I MISS IT SO MUCH T_T
Lol that Taunt Warrior matchup as Token Druid. Just... lol.
I'm crying a little inside.
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Who's the Beatdown?
Nobody's salt is greater than the oceans of Salt I have. I've opened 37 Un'Goro packs until my FIRST LEGENDARY.
I also have two copies of Lakkari Sacrifice. Nobody here can even vaguely challenge that.
Wished to be pink.
Then did.
Then fired myself.
Then did again.
Mages are the most unskilled, lazy pieces of shit in this game. No matter what you do, eventually in two turns they take you from 30 to fucking 0 with the most non interactive bullshit that a piece of shit can pull out of it's rancid ass. This is only after almost taking you to fatigue wasting even more of your fucking time, that could have went into two matches one at least having a much better chance to win or at least lose to something reasonable that requires skill to play. Mages are bigger scrubs than hunters and i doubt they ever win without the bullshit. We need our health upped to 40 rather than 30 because of those scrubs. No wonder there is so much aggro, it's to kill those pieces of shit as soon as possible or waste as little time as they need to on the lazy cheats. I hope their families die in car accidents or something, and that they themselves get slow, painful, sufferable cancers so they be as cancerous on the outside as they are on the inside.
WHAT THE FUCK BEATS QUEST ROGUE
I WANT TO BEAT QUEST ROGUES SO BADLY THEY QUIT HEARTHSTONE FOREVER
FUCK ROGUE
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