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Wish you, agoplayers, to suck as bick cock, as you like, also, hope, that you, skillfull cubelocks, will always have dk and nzot in last 2 card. You are pieces of shit.

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this is now 11 games in a row. 

if you think i post here too much and am unjustified, please petition to ban me forever.

Quote from Kaladin >>

this is now 11 games in a row. 

if you think i post here too much and am unjustified, please petition to ban me forever.

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@Kaladin maybe you are not playing as good as you think;)

Not salty because I didn't play today but friendly reminder to fuck everyone still playing jade druid in March 2018. 

If you emote after topdecking lethal you deserve the same place in hell as cubelocks and murloc paladins.
Also be careful to not meet me in real and then tell me that you emoted someone after topdecking.Be very careful about this.Advised if a meeting or something will ever happen somewhere and somehow.

So much skill in this game. Lost to a Hunter who coined barnes t3. Of course both my saps and my vanishes were bottom deck.

yes guys im playing extremely badly by making the best possible play on all turns, when i should be playing around double spellbreaker by turn 6, despite it being the only thing preventing me from dying.  

judge more without any basis. 

my bad, im playing extremely badly because i ididn't play around a t2 topdeck second sorcerors apprentice.

makes a lot of sense that i deserve to lose simply because i didnt draw potion of madness.  makes a lot of sense.  im a bad player and i deserve to lose.

I wasn't the one that was salty, but I figured I post my story here. Paladin Murloc noob has taunted vilefin and rockpool with maul, his turn order? Knife Juggler, attack Tar Creeper with weapon then vilefin, goes "That was a mistake", plays hydrologist, knife misses the 1-hp tar creeper, concedes

my bad for not playing around topdeck spellbreaker.  you guys are right, im not playing optimally.

i should have not cleared the board and played a taunt minion. 

Oh, of course you have 2 Kill Command and 2 Spellstones in the first 12 cards of your deck

RNG working as intended I guess

another loss to blind luck.  how do you run 5 minions and draw all of them by turn 8.

LITERALLY INSANE.  when i clear their board every turn and still lose because dopp evolve is fair and takes skill.

totally 100% deserve to lose becaues my opponent drew better.  fuck me for trying to win, because my opponent deserves it more.

whats it like to have a fair and normal experience where your decisions matter?   serious not salt thread question. 

Netherspite 99% of the time for me.  What's  a class card?

F*CK SECRET MAGE

F*CK SECRET MAGE

F*CK SECRET MAGE

F*CK SECRET MAGE

F*CK SECRET MAGE

Seriously, f*ck y'all Secret Mage, it's always the worst game to play. Where's the fun in that? 

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Quote from Kaladin >>

Netherspite 99% of the time for me.  What's  a class card?

 

 If it wouldnt be turn 2, it would be such a nice discover, you really are unlucky. 

Off topic, i still think you should start streaming Kaladin. 

I'm pretty certain my account is actually rigged.  I've only queued into either stuff that hard counters me or decks that draw insanely well, all day.