Can Magma Rager be good?
- Last updated Dec 5, 2014 (GvG Prelaunch)
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Wild
- 28 Minions
- 2 Spells
- Deck Type: Theorycraft
- Deck Archetype: Unknown
- Crafting Cost: 2500
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 8/30/2014 (Naxx Launch)
- RevScarecrow
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Region:
US
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Total Deck Rating
1405
No.
I tried I really did. I spent night after night trying to figure this guy out. I thought "Hey I'll make another silly gimmick deck" but no this card is actually more useless than my bachelors of fine arts. This card is the hearthstone equivalent to someone who gets surgery to have fake body builder muscles. They look tough until you take a swing and they go down like a sack of bricks.
LOOK AT THIS LOSER
Captains parrot trades better than he does because at least then you can get a kind of draw power out of it. He dies to everything. He is the alternate universe harvest golem. But instead of having a goatee and doing evil things he dies in one shot for absolutely no value. Literally not having a card in your deck would be better because at least then you could draw something good.
The only combo I could find that works with him is void terror. His most useful function is DYING.
He'd be an ok card if he just had ONE MORE HEALTH. Then he'd be playable and in fact kinda ok but right now he's that kid on the playground that all the teachers are worried might not pass kindergarten again.
Magma Rager is guy you take with you to a bar that is suppose to be your wing man but then totally tries to get with the girl you are chatting up. He comes over and says something weird like "Are you an angel because my arms sure are tired?" (yeah with a question mark) Then he spends the rest of the evening talking about how awesome he is because he used to be a little league baseball team's waterboy. THAT'S MAGMA RAGER.
Any slightly valid strategy you could have with him would work better with any other card. Think about it you could use a wisp+power overwelming+void terror for 4 mana! Is that bad? YEAH BUT ITS STILL BETTER ISN'T IT?
Magma rager is more of a disappointment to my life than finding out that Santa isn't real.
Side note: Do you know how soul crushing that was for me? I cried dude.
Combos:
Magma rager+ power overwhelming+Void terror: Kill him from your deck
Spam your hero power: End the suffering
Strategies
Call your mom. Tell her you love her.
Use the sorry command constantly no one deserves to have to deal with this.
Future improvements
Remove magma rager and replace him with literally any card.
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I C E R A G E R B O Y S
Worst deck I have ever played
What about warrior's charge?
if you really love magma rager play as priest or druid or paladin and keep buff him but warlock want make much for him
Magma Rager could go well with Velen's Chosen...? idk
Combines well with Recombobulator which literally changes it into any other card!
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If you are going to have it in your deck to just recombobulate it, then why not just play any other card of the same cost?
Lol, no sense.
Woooosh :D
I wish shaman could do something with this card, since it is an elemental (I'm personally waiting for them to add the Elemental tag some day), but nope... Seems best in a priest deck or maybe a warrior that dares use Charge.
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New GVG meta makes magma rager actually okay-ish card spare parts magma rager deck please
Close, but this card works amazing in my pally deck I just use the secret that allows it to be revived with 1 life. Also works great in warlock deck in combo with Shadowflame.
I am ashamed to see so much magma rager hate coming from what I would assume to be otherwise level-headed people. Did you know that there's only one 3-drop minion that is ~totally immune~ to the effects of hunters mark?? Yeah, THAT hunters mark! The hunters mark that everyone fears and despises. ONLY ONE CREATURE IS IMMUNE!!! And that one creature... is magna rager. Didn't think about it that way, huh? Also if your opponent is priest then he can't heal your magma rager to draw a card with his northshire cleric. Also if warrior uses slam on your rager then he will literally not be allowed to draw a card. That's like, an auto-win vs warrior. How's he gonna beat you with no cards. PATHETIC!!
I know this is a joke comment, but still you forgot scarlet crusader and wolfrider for the hunter's mark immunity part. But it's clear that scarlet crusader is worse than magma rager, because warrior can slam it and still draw a card. You also forgot to add that equality does nothing to this badass called magma rager.
Exactly! Why is a minor inconvenience such as only having one health such a big deal? In addition to the bonuses listed above, this minion is the statistically most attack efficient per mana cost in the ENTIRE GAME! Let's take a card that is supposedly good, like Ragnaros the Firelord. Sure he does 8 damage when he hits the board but he costs EIGHT MANA! Magma Rager only costs THREE mana for FIVE ATTACK! That's like... 40% MORE efficient!
Plus, Magma Rager is immune to silence.
Thing is... a vanilla 3 drop should have 7 total stats (like Spider Tank), so Magma Rager should be a 5/2 or a 6/1.
True. Even as a 5/2 though I'm not sure Magma Rager would see much play.
Thanks for reminding me that I predicted the future.
Theory confirmed!