Hearthpwn

ETC band is Ice Block, Potion of Illusion, and Greysage Parrot

Zilliax is Perfect and Ticking

Edit: Been trying to edit the list to at least be reasonable enough to beat aggro bots on ladder. This is the closest I've come so far but it's still very much a wip

Edit: I really want to try this timeline accelerator + flame leviathan combo to potentially give the deck more early board clears that aren't spell reliant. Really gimmicky though. In other news I've added e.t.c. with a band of something like: soul freeze, ice block, and greysage parrot. Took out all of the excavate stuff to fit this and added armor vendor as well.

Edit2: Ok I tested it and this actually works against aggro now. Still struggles with combo and greedy control like always but I can beat aggro without having to pray. I've almost consider cutting dragon's fury but even shaman still exists.

Edit3: Updated for whizbang's workshop. We get galactic projection orb as a new big spell and zilliax as a new defensive tool. This also opens us up for a BRAND NEW COMBOOOOO. Using etc we can grab potion of illusion, use it, and grab greysage parrot. Then we can cast galactic projeciton orb, THEN we play parrot which casts the orb to the effect of copying itself and casting at least 1 big spell. Then we can repeat this for each mana we have remaining in the turn. This gives us a big win-con vs. slow decks which is lovely because otherwise I was used to being dead in the water vs. decks that could heal out of range of all of my burn and out grind me. To support this combo I'm also on mask. This means the first time we do it with just five parrots on 10 mana it's quite likely to kill. I also like playing mask simply because turning orb into 20 face damage can kill out of nowhere sometimes anyways. Way more effective use of it imo. I cut balinda because she was kind of bad and slow anyways (has always needed rush/taunt imo) and greedy partner because they would often be offline in hand.

Edit4: Trying no sheep so that our timeline accelerator is always either dealing 2 right away or getting zill (when it doesnt draw the other copy of itself that is) and dirty rat is good to give us a bit more game into certain combo decks. Not expecting much because just 1 rat usually isnt enough but we can at least hit barnes and it isnt the worst into aggro.