Hearthpwn

Cries in Anduin.

"He needed PRECISELY that card"

Next: A card that makes a pun. If you can't fit it all into the card itself, feel free to add a short description that completes the pun.

Next: a 0 mana 12/12

Quote from Echtvad >>

 

 Im pretty sure voidlord is 6 mana unless you wanna risk the silence/transform.

 

They made a better 5 mana Taunt called Voidlord.

Quote from thazud8D >>

 

 Do you even remember tempo rogue when patches and corridor creeper was a thing?

Quote from Haussenfuss >>

HSReplays is currently tracking four different Rogue builds with win-rates above 50%. Tess is played in one of those builds about half the time. She's also played in "Pick Pocket" Rogue - that particular deck appears to be meme-tier, with a win-rate below 40%. Altogether, the class has a play-rate of about 11%. I suspect that the folks claiming that "Rogue is never meta" are likely posting while drunk.

There aren't really any good stats for Wild - if you look at the card, she's been played 16,000 times in the format, with a win-rate of 50%. However, there doesn't appear to be anything like a well-defined decklist for any Tess build in the format - unlike Kingsbane Rogue, or Quest Rogue, Miracle Rogue, etc, the new card is prompting a lot of experimentation in the older format, and no one seems to have discovered the "best build" for the card. However, a 50% win-rate for a bunch of unrefined lists (for one of the weaker classes in Wild) seems pretty good, all things considered . . .

Quote from quartermonk >>

 

 

 Quest rogue is literally meta right now and before that tempo rogue was the best deck in the game for months. What world do you live in?

Quote from Kaladin >>

  I wish every Rogue card that said "from your opponent's class" instead said "from another class" just to avoid this.  It seems ridiculous that they'd push a "from your opponent's class" archetype so hard but in ~1/3 of your matches it's completely useless. 

 

Quite possibly the most broken card I've ever made, but it's for Hunter, so it's still weak.

Next: A 1 mana Hunter card.

Absolutely. In fact, there's a real Shudderlock loose in Blizzard HQ right now. It's locked itself in a board meeting with the executives and is forcing them to listen about his jaw and claws.

Whichever one is the Rogue one.

Next: A card for Tempo Mage

Plebians: Cubelock has an unbeatable lategame.

Me, an intellectual: 

Before anyone asks, the Darkness isn't just there because of memes, it's to fuck over people relying on Spiteful.