Hearthpwn

As usual, Hearthstone can go suck a fucking dick.

Quote from saiburOFFICIAL >>

XD

kind of true though, it was P2W/P2P (Pay to Progress) already before the Welcome Bundle was released, so I don't really understand why the salt first appeared now

If you start of the discussion with "ice block cheats you a win", you are obviously not prepared to accept anything else.

In the entire ecosystem that is Hearthstone, Blizzard is the equivalent of God, and the players are the mortals under Blizzard's mercy. Technically, Blizzard can do whatever they want with the code, they can give you bad RNG so that you will never draw a Legendary in your next 50 games, or never open a Legendary better than The Beast in your next 5000 packs etc etc. If they want it they can do it, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

Your question "can Blizzard tweak the RNG code to make it not random" is like asking "can God target you with a lightning strike every 4 days". The answer is yes.

Also, as far as MTG packs go, you can tell if a pack contains foil or not. Personally i have opened 25 packs in a row that contain foil cards.

Quote from Whiskiie >>

Serious question: How do shaman players live with themselfs? Fuck I have 2 top tier shaman decks myself but I can't play those boring ass braindead decks longer than 2-3 games before I want to kill myself of boredom. I'd rather lose with a fun deck 100 times than win 10 times with a goddamn shaman deck.

Quote from SchruteBucks >>

Trying to rank up.  opponents getting perfect draws every game not to mention being shit matchups for my deck.  thanks blizzard.

Please add me so that i can spectate your awesomeness!

Quote from AlamoBasementDweller >>

"I find it kinda strange that people use the word cancer so freely. I am from a country where we like to curse with diseases (Netherlands) and still cursing with cancer is a big no no."

 

Just curious...what diseases are 'appropriate' curses?  "Ahh go catch syphilis"  Something like that?  Serious lighthearted question.

Quote from Maukiepaukie >>

Right now the popular BrokeBack aggro decks are: Shaman (midrange also counts), pirate warrior and zoolock. Now in the forums I've noticed there are several aggro players:

1. The ones that apparently don't play a card game to think turns through, but prefer just winning. These people somehow get satisfaction from undeserved wins in a virtual card game.

2. The delusional ones: These people either have talked themselves into believing these decks takes skill, or pretend the deck takes skill because it's all they can play. The retarded ones also belong in this category: Even aggro decks require alot of thought for these guys, so it's nice Blizzard has taken the mentally disabled into account.

3: The poor ones: These people don't have the money to play a good slow-paced deck, so play aggro. This, however, does not explain how they can enjoy HS playing aggro, because I'd honestly rather play no deck than only aggro. In order to belong to the poor ones you also have to belong to another category, because it lacks an explanation why you enjoy the game.

4: The Jacks-of-all-trades: These people play every deck there is, I sort of belong in this category with the exception of aggro. To belong to this group you have to either have a good reason to play every deck (such as you want to learn how decks work), or belong to another category.

5: The ''poor victims'' :'( : The people that say ''If you can't cure cancer, get cancer'' a poor excuse in my opinion. Control/slow decks are still viable in my opinion, aggro is just the easy way out.

6: The busy ones: The people that only have a tiny bit of time everyday. It is very unlikely that you don't have half an hour tops to play a game of HS every day, but I can understand wanting to play several games/do your quests. These people often belong in category 7 aswell. These people are often rank 15+ (not that that is a bad thing).

7: The casual ones: The people that don't feel like thinking too much, and just want a simple, straightforward game to do something. Like those games that require you to tap on stuff to get coins that you can buy more stuff with. These people are often rank 15+ (not that that is a bad thing) and often belong in category 6 aswell, because they are already so busy they don't want to do more thinking.

You do know the origin or the term salty is to tease someone for being a whining crybaby, because tears are salty.

So, as far as i am concerned, anyone complaining about anything is, in fact, salty. Since all i can visualize is a 3 year old toddler crying his lungs out.