Hearthpwn

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy it works right?

Bro im telling yall. This isnt about the memes anymore, this deck is actually decent.

This is my first deck post and you are my first comment on a deck post. And you say thanks!

I thank you too man. Im glad you enjoyed it. Have fun <3

21.51 June 23. After 4 years of playing this game. ı have gotten 500 wins as my main.

I know people that can get 700 wins, in a matter of 4 months. But that doesnt matter to me. 

I remember at 2014 when Hearthstone had its first expansion, gvg, I would go home from school. Go get a cup pour that icea tea f*cking PEACH on my cup and fight through the ladder as my usual zoo deck. For those of you that think I am a complete f*cking failure for getting 500 wins after 4 f*cking years. I assure you, I didnt play everyday for 4 years. The only time I actually chose this game over TF2 or some other incredibly fun game was gvg and wotog. Because I had a SH*T ton of back then. No jades, no bombs, no 40 minute matches.  Although I really hated inner fire priest back in the earliest days of hearthstone. I have sworn to never play priest ever again. And I actually did for 2 years. But its already in my bio. Just went to my profile. I had 420 wins on warlock at April 7 and now I have reached 500. I have only paid for Karazhan and one legendary bundle in 4 years. And for the entirety of my 4 years, I have played this game, for the sole and only reason of gaining entertainment.  The last deck I played with was called ''Portal''. The 4 mana shuffle 3 portals to your deck and plot twist wombo combo including Rafaam. I have won the 500th game with Rafaam as who gave me Deathwing. I know im a a*shole sometimes, a salty piece of sh*t but you gotta have some damn respect for someone who gets 500 wins with the last win as f*cking Deathwing.  

Hello boys. Its been a long time.

Listen. When I made this account, it was because of the hype of Frozen Throne. If that Hearthstone expansion wouldnt be Frozen Throne, I propably wouldnt be here right now. Why? Because Frozen Throne was COOL AF. Also. Since Frozen Throne was cool af. I wanted my favourite class on Hearthstone( can u guess) to get some cool cards and be a top class. And guess what we got? Guess how they blessed us Warlock mains? Bloodreaver Gul'dan One of the cards Warlock has ever gotten. Or maybe, the best ever.

Now. We get a lich king expansion, This is supposed to be, Frozen Throne was the kid, Lich King will be the daddy. We get the 11th class in Hearthstone, which looks dope af.  So tell me. Bro. We get a lich king expansion.  We get some spooky, dark, evil stuff. We get UNDEADS. 

Since Hearthstone's release, we get undead as a separate minion type.

AND YOU GIVE WARLOCK DISCARD? AGAIN? AFTER IT FAILED COUNTLESS TIMES, YOU GIVE WARLOCK DISCARD, AGAIN?

Why. God, jesus, fricking  W H Y?  Out of all the cool ass stuff you can do with undeads, shadow spells, lifesteal, demons, damaging friendly characters, abyssal curses, card draw, deathrattles, imps, hell, EVEN MURLOCS DAMMIT.  MURLOCS ARE BETTER THAN DISCARD.

Blood-Queen Lana'thelwas garbage, Lakkari Sacrifice was too slow,  Cataclysm is propably the best discard card and made discard actually playable. Theres just a tiny problem. Its in wild now. 

Out of all the classes except Death Knight(obviosly) the theme of this expansion fits Warlock the most. This is the moment Warlock goes up to the big bad Warriors, Druids and  Demon Hunters and says ''I dont think so biatch, its my time now''. 

How many times, do you have to try an archetype, it doesnt work, you do it again. How many times do we have to suffer? WHY ARE WE STILL HERE, JUST TO SUFFER?

You have been trying discard warlock to be a thing since release.  It doesnt work. Discard Warlock doesnt work. Say it with me now.

D I S C A R D W A R L O C K D O E S N T W O R K

Please. Stop trying to push discard warlock. It doesnt work. It doesnt.

Quote from Anarchy1 >>

 probably the most fun and fresh expansion ever

 Yeahhhh no.

Interesting idea Kingslayer

Dope!

B R U H

I dont know if the card will end up being good, but that Warlock deal damage dealt to you to your oppodent card is P O G 

Imagine Fullas seeing this...

Quote from RomanKnight >>

I dont know why people complain, I have 7000 gold and I bought BG perks. I didnt invest a single dollar this expansion cycle. I feel like amount of gold you get has increased! 

Quote from dushas >>

I play 1-2 days a week, and currently sitting at 6k gold. With the old system I usually had around ~3k-4k by the next expansion release. Current system is way more generous to people with limited amount of play time.

 Well I gotta say Im pretty shocked you guys said that.

The only thing I manage to get are like 50 quest points. Do you guys have a special way to grind you want to share with me perhaps?

I can't wait to put Careless Mechanist in my Warlock deck, so I can turn 5 Mechanist Hero Power and assert dominance over my foe.

Sargeras, the Destroyer no doubt

Don't let them scam you, the twisting nether card says that imps spawn at the end of your turn, so the portal works just as before

I have wanted to make Lakkari Sacrifice work for years.

I love this card, even if it might not be good.

LETSS GOOOO MY FELLOW WARLOCK ENJOYERS!