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I'm also in 55.689591,13.2377862. Nino#11881

If anyone finds me on the list, please challenge me!

 

For it to make the game as good as Shadowverse.

Who cares?

Literally who cares. Shadowverse has basically proven how much of a joke Hearthstone is that I literally cannot be assed to care about the next expansion.

Any idiot can easily use a netdecked Shaman deck and make it to Legend these days. So many unwarranted and undeserved losses to these fucking drooling retards.

"Rather than continuing a cadence of expansion-adventure-expansion-adventure, Blizzard lays out a timeline with two expansions per year — one at the start, one near the end — and a single adventure between them. If this new formula were to stay consistent, the much bigger expansions would greatly outnumber the smaller and more single-player-focused adventure sets."

http://www.polygon.com/features/2016/2/17/11003980/hearthstone-and-community-inside-blizzard-s-radical-new-approach-to

No, they explicitly said it when explaining how Standard will work and what the rate of card rotation will be.

For some, school was the best time of their lives. For others, it was the worst. Well prepare for the worst of times, as we go back, not just to school, but to Scholomance! Dust off your textbooks and sharpen your sacrificial daggers and get ready to join your new classmates. As the new transfer student, you'll have to survive your first week, make friends and pass your classes. But it's not all schoolwork, you'll have time for rest and reanimation. Head out into the Plaguelands on a field trip, or loiter around the rival Scarlet Crusade Academey, but watch out -

The jockish Scarlet Crusade HATE nerds necromancers, and are more bullies than rivals to Scholomance. Every year, the Scarlet Crusade dominates Scholomance in the field of sports, taking the spotlight in the annual Light's Hope Chapel Dance. But this year, Scholomance has you. Can you rise up and change the status quo? Make a name for yourself in the Plaguelands, help Scholomance win the big game at Stratholme against the Scarlet Crusade, get crowned Plagueland King at the Light's Hope Dance and get the girl. Now is your time, seize the dead and the day, and remember - no running in the Scarlet Halls!

The Big Boss

In school, your greatest enemy isn't the bullies, the homework or the ravenous plague bears, it's time. From the beginning to the end, whether you're sneaking in the Scarlet Monastery or participating in the big game at Stratholme, the Light's Hope Dance is all anybody in the Plaguelands will be thinking about throughout the school year. Necromancer to Scarlet Crusader, the big dance is what it's all building up to, and getting crowned King of the Plaguelands is the highest honor - which has always gone to a Scarlet Crusader, until now.

Yes, you have been crowned Plagueland King!

But the vote for Queen is a tie! A three way tie! As the Plagueland King, YOU get to cast the tie breaking vote!

To cast your vote, you are given a choice of 3 cards and allowed to pick only 1, much like a Discover effect. The card you pick is crowned Plageuland Queen and instantly summoned. You lose the fight if you or your Queen loses all their health. The candidates can be found below:

This fight is about time. And this dance, although one night, will feel like an eternity for some. Just when you think you've got it, the Dance will play one of it's many spells, turning back time, resetting cards, health and more. Can you keep up with the back and forth, the rhythm of the dance floor?

The Hero Power, Backup, Off the Wall, brings a new dancer on the floor, bringing about a random minion from their deck onto the battlefield for only 2 mana. While not used much at first, this can pull some big dancers and players out. This dance is going all night long and there's no stop to who might show up.

Example Minions and spells can be found below.

Note: Inner Fire and Divine Strength cannot be played, as they are instantly dispelled, regardless of the target.

Example Cards

The theme of this Adventure is going back to school, and it shows in the mechanics. Jocks, big minions with Taunt, Divine Shield and other avoidance abilities round out Scarlet Crusade themed cards, while the nerdy necromancers of Scholomance are kind of small and frail, BUT they have abilities that grow and activate over time, bringing a synergy of keeping these weaker minions safe so they can get more powerful as time goes by.

While there is no new Keyword, there is a new mechanic in the form of "Rituals". These are your homework, what you're learning at your time in Scholomance. These are spells that cost a chunk of mana, and task you with managing your remaining mana that turn to get effects. Extending your mana or making spells or minions cheaper will get the most out of a Ritual, as you'll get beneficial effects scaled on how many minions, spells or other mana costing actions you do that turn (varies by card).

Edits: Resized and reorganized some stuff.

Additional Edits: More resizing. Sorry.

If my Adventure doesn't include a new Keyword (like One Night at Karazahn or Naxxaramas) will I get less votes? I don't want to force a new keyword, but I don't want to bother if people are only going to vote for keywords.

What are the odds all three are tied to the three classes not playable in HS?

DK's with ICC, Monks with Eternal Vale and Demon Hunters with Dark Portal and Outland

Rexxar is reunited with his Shadow Hunter friend, Rokhan!

Gives Rexxar access to the Priest Spell card, Shadowform , effectively giving you a permanent Steamwheedle Sniper after use. If you can manage to get Rokhan's Battlecry to fire off twice, from duplication, Brann Bronzebeard or resummons, you can get a powerful upgrade.

Shadowform and it's relevant replacement powers linked below. From the Classic set.

Your hero power changes to a random one at the end of your turn, if you used your power that turn.

Encounter at the Crossroads but you start with Justicar Trueheart upgraded powers.

Monk vs. Death Knight - assigned to be Monk or DK, you use decks made of cards from various classes, expansions and adventures to make up the class, with maybe 2 or 3 brand new cards made for the "class". Also get a new hero power.

Just squelch them turn 1, how fucking lazy do you have to be?

So I noticed a guy deleted his post twice to have his submission on another page.  His deleted posts have warnings, but his submission on the other page is still up. So is that allowed? He obviously did it because of a card getting high volume votes, but he's not being reprimanded for it, so is it allowed?

I'd like to move mine to another page too, sick of losing on the page-voting formula to joke cards.