Hearthpwn

There must have been a lot of workplace drama and angry emails involved.

Senior mods are Curse employees?

This is also the name of my favorite Hentai.

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Wait, why am I not in here? 1-upvote cards are here.

 Your card was Neutral, and we were looking for class cards.

 Oh shit, I missed that part. Way to end my "career" on my first ever DQ.

I voted for Hephaestus. It's interesting gameplay-wise and has good flavor (though I'd have preferred if it were WoW-related).

Wait, why am I not in here? 1-upvote cards are here.

Control Warrior vs. Conjurer Mage.

He plays Acolyte of Pain. I mill him for 2 cards with Dyn-o-matic, lol.

He plays Astromancer and gets Catrina Muerte, except his only dead minion so far is the Acolyte. Mill him for 2 again, lol.

Volontarily lets Catrina and Astromancer alive so that she brings Acolyte again, mills him for 2 again, lol.

Guess who's back? Back again?

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That said it's weird to weigh winning a big comp the same as winning a mini comp. Maybe we should make a point system? We could also attribute points for making it to the finals

If you want a point system, here's a rough idea I just made.

Regular Competitions

Position	Points
Finalist	10
Third	20
Second	30

Winner

50

 

Mini Competitions

Position	Points
Winner	10

 

Side Competitions

Position	Points
Finalist	20
Third	50
Second	70

Winner

100

 

Big Competitions

Position	Points
Semi-Finalist	50
Finalist	150
Winner	300

 

Season Finale

Position	Points
Third	150
Second	300
Winner	500

 

Point values can be adjusted.

 Since all your numbers are multiples of 10 you may as well get rid of a zero. Let's not have overly big numbers.

Here's what I imagine.

Regular Competitions & Side competitions (no reasons to evaluate them differently imo)

Mini Competitions

Big Competitions

Season Finale

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Hey, does my submission break the "don't submit winner cards" rule? I wanted to make the fluffy version of one of my cards, and I thought a winner would be more recognizable, but didn't realize it could be problematic until now.

I'm inclined to say Yes, it does break that rule, but A. it's a Mini Comp, and B. HearthPwn is almost over and done with, so I don't necessarily care enough to enforce that rule so strictly. Just don't win, and we'll be okay lol

When I saw Wailor's card as well as Shadowsofsense's 2-mana Cowardly Knight, I really thought the goal was to take an existing finalist and make a "fluffy" version of it. I re-read the rules several times before I understood that it was just a coincidence.

I remember when TrumpSC reviewed "fluffy" cards because the names weren't out yet. Hearthpwn's audience is bigger than I thought.

noice

Partial removal.

Can also be used on friendly minions to protect them from incoming AOEs, or in synergy with Khadgar .

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Wait, did CheeseEtc submit a card with 5 tokens? That's rare.

 We live in the darkest timeline.

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I'm surprised CheeseEtc hasn't done his typical Season Finale review yet.

I've stopped doing them two seasons ago because they are super time-consuming and tend to cause controversy. If you wonder which cards I prefer - other than my own Spirit Cleanser and I'd Tap That obviously - then my favorites are Cowardly Knight (my bet for season winner, although it leans on OP), Romeo & Juliet, & Shouting Match. Honorable mention to Phoenix's rager card.

Someone had to do it.

Fun fact: Garona actually exists in WoW lore. I took her because she was obviously based on Gamora (almost the same name, green, alien, assassin, adopted and raised by a genocidal maniac).

I hope I won't be penalized for being on page 2.

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Most contest wins

CheeseEtc	15

Bow down to your God.

That said it's weird to weigh winning a big comp the same as winning a mini comp. Maybe we should make a point system? We could also attribute points for making it to the finals. There are people who always make it to the finals but never win (hi Tox, hi Kovachut).

For the lost cards, you can use the Wayback Machine.