my cat stepped on my balls, this caused me to flinch so violently that i conceded instead of changing my card back, this happens on a daily basis, and is the cause for my doomsayer druid having a sub 100% winrate
When I was in high school the family cat stepped on my keyboard during an online poker session and cost me around $350 by going all-in preflop with 9-3 offsuit
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"I hate Hearthstone. This game is a joke. Let's go play a real game." - Xixo on me beating him with his own face hunter list
my cat stepped on my balls, this caused me to flinch so violently that i conceded instead of changing my card back, this happens on a daily basis, and is the cause for my doomsayer druid having a sub 100% winrate
When I was in high school the family cat stepped on my keyboard during an online poker session and cost me around $350 by going all-in preflop with 9-3 offsuit
Ahhhh, the good ole days, before Black Friday. But man, $350 on a cat step, ouch.
Let's be honest here, the only time I lose is because the opponent topdecked everything and is the luckiest person alive. Also, I keep having this weird bug happen where I lose a game. I hate it. Please fix Blizz
my cat stepped on my balls, this caused me to flinch so violently that i conceded instead of changing my card back, this happens on a daily basis, and is the cause for my doomsayer druid having a sub 100% winrate
When I was in high school the family cat stepped on my keyboard during an online poker session and cost me around $350 by going all-in preflop with 9-3 offsuit
Ahhhh, the good ole days, before Black Friday. But man, $350 on a cat step, ouch.
Obviously I still get salty on occasion but the amount of incredibly unlikely dumb shit that happens when you play as many hands of poker as I did back in the day really helps put the hearthstone salt in perspective
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"I hate Hearthstone. This game is a joke. Let's go play a real game." - Xixo on me beating him with his own face hunter list
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Lost because I was reading this post and I missed my turn... oh, the irony...
This is statement is false.
Building Quirky Decks Every Week, Loving Life at Rank 15!
1. He was running mech mage.
2. He was running aggro hunter.
3. I wasn't running either of those.
who cares if you win or lose if the game was fun,excuses seriously,its just a game rng game,game with cards it abut the luck of the draw
40% of my losses happen because I was always going to lose that game due to the match up.
I reflect upon these games, trying to identify whether, given the present metagame, my deck is the best build to continue with.
30% of my losses happen because I didn't play well enough.
I reflect upon these games to learn lessons from them and improve my play.
The remaining 30% happen due to my own bad luck or my opponent's good luck.
I learn to identify these and not obsess about them.
If I successfully follow my own advice, I will hit a 70% win rate at Legendary rank and will achieve all of my wildest Hearthstone-related dreams.
I'm not at legendary quite yet, but at least I know what it takes to get there...
Meh... all 10 excuses seem fine by me. They almost cover all my losses ^.^
"The light shall burn you!" - heals face.
you missed #1 LUCKY F'N TOPDECK!
you NEVER concede? well done then!
Armorsmith always wins the brawl - kitkatz 2014 just throw a armor smith in their!
When I was in high school the family cat stepped on my keyboard during an online poker session and cost me around $350 by going all-in preflop with 9-3 offsuit
"I hate Hearthstone. This game is a joke. Let's go play a real game." - Xixo on me beating him with his own face hunter list
Oh boy oh boy, you just entered in my mind sir
Ahhhh, the good ole days, before Black Friday. But man, $350 on a cat step, ouch.
Touche!
EXACTLY.
This is just hilarious, but it also makes me think about the excuses I may have made in my mind to dismiss the pain of losing.
1. I was really having a bad day.
2. I am feeling tired, maybe I should go to bed instead of "Just.... one.... more.... game...."
3. I violate the rule: Thou shalt never play Hearthstone/M:tG/AoE/WoW/Gauntlet/TF2/SC2/DiabloIII.... when feeling unhappy.
4. I played too fast. Fast play = make mistakes + learn nothing (Am I?)
5. I play Hearthstone with my android pad, the touchscreen is not as good, and Fireballed/Frostbolted/Darkbombed/Kill Commanded/Lightning Bolted/Eviscerated my own face many-a-time.
6. I maybe picked the wrong deck for the wrong meta.
7. Huh? I lost? What... (flip the tablet closed)
8. Oh great, Fatigue Druid. Didn't see it coming. Ah well, I guess.
Hm.. I can only come up with 8. 8 is a big number, right?
"Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity." - Maximus Decimus Meridius
this.
all your base.
My main excuses for losing:
1. That Kill Command always cums on my face everytime I'm down to 5.
2. That priest bastard was able to survive because my Kill Command doesn't show up on time just when I was able to lethal.
3. I'll have to scratch my balls/crotch because its freakin icky. =)
I almost want to pay you to not do that. Almost.
"Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity." - Maximus Decimus Meridius
Obviously I still get salty on occasion but the amount of incredibly unlikely dumb shit that happens when you play as many hands of poker as I did back in the day really helps put the hearthstone salt in perspective
"I hate Hearthstone. This game is a joke. Let's go play a real game." - Xixo on me beating him with his own face hunter list