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T1 Vilefin , T2 Rockpool, T3 the murloc that buffs health, turn 4 call to arms into 2 Righteous Protectors.

 

KILL ME NOW

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THE HELL TURN 2 A 12/12 RADIANT ELEMENTAL. TURN 2!!!! HOW THE HELL IS IT POSSIBLE!!!! A 12/12  TURN 2!!!!!

 

 I believe turn 2 28/28 is technically possible.  Coin Radiant into double PWS (2/7), turn 2 double Divine Spirit for 2 mana (2/28) Inner Fire for 0 mana (28/28). 

 I would actually smash my phone to bits if that ever happened against me.

Actually I figured out something better.  The draw order can be switched up. 

Mulligan: Coin, Radiant, Radiant, Visions, Visions

T1: (draw PWS), Coin Radiant, PWS, (draw PWS), PWS, (draw Divine Spirit #1), 2/7 Radiant

T2: (draw Inner Fire), Radiant, Visions (get Divine Spirit), Visions (get Divine Spirit), triple Divine Spirit + Inner Fire for 42/42 Radiant on T2 going face.

 

Wait I can't fucking math. 

7 x 2 = 14 x 2 = 28 x 2 = 56, not 42.   That's a 56/56 Radiant. 

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Secret Mages.

The amount of brain-dead'ism in that deck, the putrid cards that play themselves. What's that? You want to put a minion down? Hahaha explosive-skill-runes to the face. What's that? You want to buff/play a spell? Hahaha counter-skill, I mean spell. 

What's that? You go first? Oh wait, they go second which means they ALWAYS have Wyrm, coin into Cabal Lackey into secret and then Arcanologist wave 2.

Blow off steam? I'd rather shove a cactus in a potato launcher and line up every single person who plays secret mage and blow off one of those in their faces. How dare you play such a stupid brain-dead deck that plays itself. I HATE you. So so much. Never in 4 years of this game have I been tilted so much by your net-copying decks. 

Can't wait for 50% of your deck to rotate out next month only to watch you scatter like cockroaches into the next brain-dead deck. FUCK OFF.

Finally reached rank 15, decided to have a bit of fun with a Spiteful Paladin deck i made for a few days.

First battle? Jade Druid. Regret not teching the Geist into my deck now, would have had him if I had. Guy got lucky draws all game, and then finished with a "Masterful" when he made lethal, despite me saying "well played". Why be such a dick?

If anyone on the EU server comes up against a Jade Druid piloted by a username that matches a rogue-specific ability, give him a good smashing from me please.

Edit: I don't expect free wins because I'm playing something off-meta by the way. Just don't understand why someone has to BM while they're playing a deck as brainless as Jade Druid.

For me, it feels like the meta is very 'rock-paper-scissors' where decks do great against certain match-ups and terrible against others.  I know this is probably not technically true, but it feels like it from my experience.  It doesn't really matter which class I play with, I always seem to get matched up against whatever I am weakest to.   

I wish you could customize the daily quest system more, so I'm not forced to play a certain way and get punished.  I would mind losing as much if I could at least know I'd be getting quests related to classes / decks I enjoy playing like Wild Reno Mage or Standard Big Spell Mage. 

Just devolved a board of 5 murlocs into 3 new murlocs, next turn megasaur  and +3 attack for lethal

This game is 100% RIGGED

"Masterful" = "well played" when Malfurion the Pestilent has been played.....just sayin

Dude Paladin is seriously one of the most retarded decks this game has ever seen.

Fuck everyone who is playing this piece of shit.

Can´t wait for Blizzard to develop some common sense and move Divine Favor to Hall of Fame where this retarded shit belongs to.

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THE HELL TURN 2 A 12/12 RADIANT ELEMENTAL. TURN 2!!!! HOW THE HELL IS IT POSSIBLE!!!! A 12/12  TURN 2!!!!!

 

 I believe turn 2 28/28 is technically possible.  Coin Radiant into double PWS (2/7), turn 2 double Divine Spirit for 2 mana (2/28) Inner Fire for 0 mana (28/28). 

 I would actually smash my phone to bits if that ever happened against me.

Actually I figured out something better.  The draw order can be switched up. 

Mulligan: Coin, Radiant, Radiant, Visions, Visions

T1: (draw PWS), Coin Radiant, PWS, (draw PWS), PWS, (draw Divine Spirit #1), 2/7 Radiant

T2: (draw Inner Fire), Radiant, Visions (get Divine Spirit), Visions (get Divine Spirit), triple Divine Spirit + Inner Fire for 42/42 Radiant on T2 going face.

 

Brain dead people lives matter brah

To the guys who calculated and comented on the 42/42 Radiant at T2:

7*2=14; 14*2=28; 28*2=56. It's not a 42/42 Elemental from Hell smashing you to bits, it's a 56/56 one. 

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To the guys who calculated and comented on the 42/42 Radiant at T2:

7*2=14; 14*2=28; 28*2=56. It's not a 42/42 Elemental from Hell smashing you to bits, it's a 56/56 one. 

when you take a gamble because it's your highest chance of winning.

and it doesn't pay off.  feels sorta bad man.

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Secret Mages.

The amount of brain-dead'ism in that deck, the putrid cards that play themselves. What's that? You want to put a minion down? Hahaha explosive-skill-runes to the face. What's that? You want to buff/play a spell? Hahaha counter-skill, I mean spell. 

What's that? You go first? Oh wait, they go second which means they ALWAYS have Wyrm, coin into Cabal Lackey into secret and then Arcanologist wave 2.

Blow off steam? I'd rather shove a cactus in a potato launcher and line up every single person who plays secret mage and blow off one of those in their faces. How dare you play such a stupid brain-dead deck that plays itself. I HATE you. So so much. Never in 4 years of this game have I been tilted so much by your net-copying decks. 

Can't wait for 50% of your deck to rotate out next month only to watch you scatter like cockroaches into the next brain-dead deck. FUCK OFF.

 

 I've literally lost all 7 games at rank 10-9 as Control Warlock against Burn Mage. There's zero counterplay. Doesn't matter if you go first, second, burn a coin into counterspell, wipe their board with doomsayers, kill their aluneth with an ooze, proc a lackey into an explosive trap - literally nothing matters. You're dead on turn 7-9 100% of the time. It's actually incredible such a deck exists. Between this and Kingsbane rogue making up 50% of my games played over the last 20, I don't see how I'm supposed to rise in ranks. And the second I swap decks to anything else that beats these two, I'll just queue into 15 paladins in a row 

I almost lost to a Secret mage that went The Coin + Frostbolt + Ice Lance on turn 1. And all plays to face during the game. How entertaining.

If you really want to say that you're a little son of a whore, here's the easiest way: just play jade druid in 2018.

This will get lost in the sea of posts so I'm just going to say it:

Murloc Druid is OP AF

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"Masterful" = "well played" when Malfurion the Pestilent has been played.....just sayin

If you play a top tier deck in casual.....fuck you.  Like literally-fuck you.

i don't like when streamers rate the new expansions cards before they're all released. How are you supposed to know if they'll be good or not? There's like 100 or so cards you haven't even seen yet not too mention they haven't even got to play with them yet and test them out. Completely pointless. No thumbs up