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blizzard please just delete casual already.  we know you hate the players and the mode, why torture us with false hope that its actually a casual mode?   just make it such that if you queue up casual, your account is permanently banned, since you hate us. 

T1 FIRE FLY

T2 FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT GIVES +1/+1

T3 FLAPPY BIRD

T4 I CONCEDE BECASUE FUCK CASUAL

WHY 

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 This happened to one of my opponents yesterday. I was sooo happy! 

 Happened to my opponent today as well. It was awesome. He didn't want to concede until I ancestral spirited a lich King and mopped up all his stranded shudderwocks.

Arena is stupid as hell lately.  It doesn't matter anymore if you're 0-2, 0-0, anywhere where you'd expect to see good but imperfect decks, everything is practically constructed.  I'm talking about paladins with dragon ebonsmith+silverswords (yes, multiple reduced cost swords), ring the bells/steeds out their ass, perfect early game and draw. 

Meanwhile all that I get offered are good cards but in "fair" (aka bad) amounts.  What good are my one-off copies of board clears if I never draw them? Why does arena have to either be 3-3 at best or a 10+ win deck with nothing in between?

t1 dragon t2 dragon t3 dragon t4 dragon t5 operative

casual

concede my life

what the fuck counters dragon priest because i am facing 100% dragon priest in both ladder and casual and im goddamned sick of it. 

of all the fucking shit - cthun buffers, meaningless taunts - yshaarjs pulls out a 12/12 and i can't prevent lethal.

WHAT MODE IS NOT RIGGED AGAINST ME OR AM I ACTUALLY BEING FORCED AT LITERAL GUNPOINT TO PLAY DECKS I HATE

why am i always up against the god-tier draw

this motherfucker just went T3 coin lock and load "your secrets costs zero" guy and 4 secrets.  

Kaladin is right, casual is such shit-show right now, although I can't really remember when it was "fun" anyway. I'm currently rank 2 on ladder, and sometimes I just want to play other, more fun decks than my "laddering" ones, cause I get bored of playing the same decks all the time. But you get punished so freakin' hard when you don't play a Tier 0/Ultimate deck in casual, it's insane. Why does Blizzard/Team 5 call this mode casual, since it's clearly the opposite? I think I encounter better decks in Casual than on Ladder most of the time, so either rename the mode to something like "challenge mode", or just delete it, cause it's clear for everyone to see that the mode is anything from "Casual" in its current form, and if you're at it, maybe add a true "experimental", or even call it "fun" mode for all I care, where people aren't allowed to load up Tier 0/1/God decks, or when you don't get matched up with a deck like that when you're just playing an experimental or "fun" deck. E.g. I think it wouldn't be too hard to find a list of all the best cards in the game, and set a certain limit of how much of those cards are allowed in your deck for that mode, or just ban certain cards from that mode for all I care, but please, adjust the casual mode cause I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that it's highly unplayable right now.

I go into ranked, coming back from a 2 week or so break, Hunter, Priest, Priest, Hunter, Priest, all sprinkled with luck and opponent-unluck.

Ugh this is gonna be a rough season

looks like i have no choice but to delete every ccard in my collection that isn;'t in a pre approved vicsious synidtate decklist

im a bad palyer and desrve to lose because im not netdecking

any fucking moron can beat kingsbane rogue except me

edit: LIKE HOW IN THE GODDAMNED FUCK IS SOMEONE RANK 20 WITH KINGSBANE ROGUE IN WILD. 

Wow this game is pure cancer rigged trash. SIX FUCKING times I went to rank 11 full stars and lost to rank 10 players with the nuts. I win every game except the fucking rank 11 full stars game. This shitty rigged game won't let me get to rank 10 NO MATTER what I play.  I have never seen anything like this before. Fuck this game.

absolutely insane just how lucky everyone else is.  you have no fucking idea.  OH YOU PLAYED A TIER 1 DECK ON AUTOPILOT AND WON, THAT MUST MEAN IM JUST A BAD PLAYER BECAUSE I THINK EVERYONE ELSE IS SUPER LUCKY

THANKS FOR YOUR BACKSEAT JUDGEMENT

7 fucking times I lost rank 11 full stars. That's okay I really appreciate though. Thanks for saving me 50-80 bucks Blizztard. I'm NEVER again paying a penny for your broken rigged pos game. Fuck you.

I beg of you blizzard, please stop doing this bullshit where you designate entire days as bad matchups/rng days.  Anyone who plays regularly from day to day notices this.  It's not in my head, it has been happening for years.  You can go 65-70% WR with a deck one day over 30-50 games, then the very next day, with the exact same deck, you're down at 30-40% no matter what you do.  Sometimes I wonder if they actually know or care what the word random means,  in terms of card RNG, draw, and matchups.

What a familiar pattern.  win a game, face a druid, win a game, face a druid.  ALL druids can go to fucking hell.  You are all terrible people who hide behind your 50+ healing points and turtle until you can draw your entire deck.  Such skill.  Such deck building.  

lemme try out a new idea in casual

and queue directly into kingsbane rogue

I just played a 15 minute game that lasted only 8 turns. My opponent who was playing Quest Priest roped every single fucking turn and played right at the last second, including the mulligan. After getting answer after answer, I managed to get lethal and roped the shit out of him. I tried to add him to ask him why he was roping me every single turn. He wouldn't accept it of course. Some people really need to get a life.

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What a familiar pattern.  win a game, face a druid, win a game, face a druid.  ALL druids can go to fucking hell.  You are all terrible people who hide behind your 50+ healing points and turtle until you can draw your entire deck.  Such skill.  Such deck building.  

 if that is true and you do indeed face 50% druids at your current ladder rank... why not play a counter deck and then enjoy you gameplay at legend rank, where there is a bigger variety of decks played (in the middle ranks at least)?

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What a familiar pattern.  win a game, face a druid, win a game, face a druid.  ALL druids can go to fucking hell.  You are all terrible people who hide behind your 50+ healing points and turtle until you can draw your entire deck.  Such skill.  Such deck building.  

 if that is true and you do indeed face 50% druids at your current ladder rank... why not play a counter deck and then enjoy you gameplay at legend rank, where there is a bigger variety of decks played (in the middle ranks at least)?

 Two things:  first, this is the salt thread, I am not looking for advice.  Second, because decks that counter slow druid decks are boring as shit.  There you go.

And clearly you've never been to legend or are blind, because there is no variety until you get to dumpster tier legend, which is inescapable and you rarely ever even play against other legend players.