Cancer in a Nutshell
- Last updated Aug 14, 2015 (Blackrock Launch)
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Wild
- 16 Minions
- 10 Spells
- 4 Weapons
- Deck Type: Ranked Deck
- Deck Archetype: Unknown
- Crafting Cost: 1080
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 8/11/2015 (Blackrock Launch)
- DJBerzerker
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Battle Tag:
#1154
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Region:
US
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Total Deck Rating
768
This deck requires a lot of skill so I am going to include an in depth guide down below.
Game plan: Click on your cards, and go face.
Aggro matchup: Go Face.
Control matchup: Go Face.
Reasoning for each card listed below:
Abusive Sergeant - More face damage
Leper Gnome - Even if it dies, it hits face
Worgen Infiltrator - Can't be easily killed, which makes it easier to go face
Glaizezooka - Gives minions the ability to do more face damage and does face damage it's self
Explosive trap - If they attack your face, it hits their face
Quick Shot - Does damage to face and draws cards that do more face damage
Haunted Creeper - Even if it dies, it summons minions that go face
Ironbeak Owl - Removes taunt so you can do more damage to face
Knife Juggler - When you summon other cards that go face, it throws knifes at the face
Mad Scientist - Even if it dies, it summons explosive trap which deals extra damage to the face
Eaglehorn Bow - Hits face and then allows you to hit more face when explosive trap hits face
Animal Companion - Has a 100% chance to summon huffer which allows you to hit face immediately
Kill Command - Does face damage with a chance to do even more face damage
Unleash the Hounds - Summons Doges that can deal damage to the face immediately
Arcane Golem - 4 damage to face damage for 3 mana, now that's SMorc Value
Wolfrider - You can't have 30 arcane golems but this will have to do I guess
The Following Cards can be tech'd in to adjust to the meta:
Ice Rager - Magma rager was already a great card, and now with TGT coming out, we have an even better version!
Now some of you might be thinking, isn't this deck countered by Faceless Manipulator, as it does not have a face which you can attack? The answer is no, Faceless Manipulator is a minion, meaning you can just ignore it and go face.
If this guide was not helpful, watch this informational video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jenlSf2E8o
Depends on the meta but I have found that 80% of the time this deck wins 100% of the time. Although it can so change to 85% of the time you win 100% of the time. Again it is all about the meta and whether your opponent uses the broken taunt cards. Right now taunt cards make it so you cannot hit face. I am pretty sure that is a bug and I report it to blizzard everytime it happens.
also there's a bug where sometimes animal companion gives you something other than huffer
Yah they need to fix that bug.
The SMorc is real...
Taste my Skill! SMorc
If the face plays taunt, me still go face?
Correct, face is the place.
wow this deck seems like it is very skillful Kappa!
I'm so proud of you fellow SMOrcers, this cancerous deck has been blowing up and getting tons of feedback. The bad thing about the deck getting so popular is that it is getting harder and harder to read/reply to all the comments. Sorry SMOrcers but I'll have to stop replying to the comments soon. Thank you for all the support, hope you guys can still enjoy this cancerous beauty.
PS: I will occasionally reply to some really good comments when I'm in the mood, I just won't be replying to EVERY single one. SMOrc out!
Update the wikipedia.
Do me trade?
..Nope!
Me go face?
..Yup!
The SMOrc council approves.
Me go face!
Wtf you forgot to put in leeroy, he's like the master of fuckyouface
Another person asked this and I'll say the same thing to you. Us SMOrcers can't count past 3, don't make fun of us :(
The face is the place.
Yes but this deck has an in-depth guide on how to SMOrc your opponents.
Wait, let me see if I got this straight...
So I must go for the board with this deck?