Hearthpwn

46% of Hearthpwn voted that Tickatus breaks the game to a degree where printing it was a mistake, and wants it nerfed or removed from game.

54% laughed. And as part of the 56%, I was inspired to create the ultimate Tickatus draw and corrupt engine, based on Dark Portal, a spell that makes it cost 5 less.

Additionally, you can reduce its cost naturally with Demonic studies, then corrupt it with Siphon Soul. If no discount is available, you still have Galakrond and two twisting nethers.

Don't worry about your opponents having a board, people that complain about Brainlesstus cannot put any pressure on your life total or your board, so you will be free to create 2 copies with Felosophy, and another 3 with Y'Shaarj.

Wow! The value! That burns even through Elysiana, and makes your hearthpwn opponent cry.

Disclaimer: This article is satire. However, the deck is playable and fun, but not good enough for tier 4 even.