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My first (and last) two games playing Spiteful Odd Rogue.

7-drops suck.

I had these guys laying around. All pretty simple, but in a really elegant way, I think.

@Demonxz95: Did you ever consider making this a Hunter card? It fits within the whole "empty your hand" theme we had back in BrM and TGT.

@nurgling13: Reminds me of Small-Time Buccaneer. It's a bit scary, especially with Charge.

The idea is that he spreads the Curse of Flesh, which turned the tol'vir and other titan-forged from their original rocky forms into beings of, well, flesh. It's not really a "significant" drawback though; sometimes it might even be advantageous.

EDIT: Alternatively, there's this guy I forgot about, the ancient. Not very creative but I like the flavor.

This is on the stronger end of Secrets, but I tried the same design before as a Hunter/Rogue card and it felt underwhelming.

EDIT: Just changing the image after I updated the wording.

@Cogito_Ergo_Sum: I'm not even gonna say anything about the first two ones because Investigate is just so good. The flavor is a bit off for Druid but all you gotta do is find a way to improve it a little 'cus the card is already awesome as it is. Also to everyone who's worried about how it would interact with Fandral: it wouldn't 'cus it's not Choose One so chill out.

@Divoc: The effects of the first two cards seem like they would fit better in minions (though I could see the Mage one being played), and the quest is quite slow and the reward, kinda meh in my opinion.

@crasyherbz: Run only Boars and two Blessings of Might and there you have it, 3 mana deal 28 damage. The Hunter card is an interesting idea but a little too disruptive in my opinion, as you just can't play around it.

@MrUncreative: I'm really not a fan of those "do nothing" spells for Rogue. This can also work as a really bad Wild Growth, I guess, but why even bother?

@Kovachut: Totem Fury seems like the best one. I kinda like Desperate Times though; it's a really deceptive card. I could see it being totally busted in aggro (maybe not in Warlock but say, in Hunter or other very aggressive deck that actually runs out of cards) or really shitty in every deck.

@nobravery: I like this. I think you should specify whether it draws the minion from your deck or makes a copy of it like Stitched Tracker.

@ASifyouwoulD: You should specify Double Tap only works on the turn you cast it. The Spellstone is so damn hard to buff for such a small reward. Balancing Scales creates an infinite loop, and I know that's not what you intended, so you should specify "another" minion in the card text.

@YJHS2000: Cool card, I like the flavor. Powercreep on Charge. lul

@Vilegloom: Death Shock is the coolest one, though probably not very strong. Mindbent Puppet allows you to kill your opponent with Malygos as early as turn 5 depending on your draw, so I think it's a no-go.

@THWeaver: How do you Discover random cards? Marsh Fishing is a fun card but very polarizing and I'd hate to play against it AND with it just because there's so much RNG involved. Prophecy is alright I guess; I think it would fit Druid better.

Reworked my entry; now it only destroys minions that killed yours by attacking, not through effects like Vilespine, for instance. Thanks @thepowrofcheese for pointing it out.

I wonder what you guys think "lazy" means.

So many people here can't read properly and almost got offended 'cus they thought I didn't like the expansion 'cus it was weak. lol

tbh it's like 50/50

I'm so terribly bored with this expansion, I decided to mock the devs for being so lazy this time around. I could have done double the amount of cards I'm gonna show you here, as everything in the damn set has been recycled from past expansions, but I thought it was getting too critical and less funny.

Some of you might not get some of the jokes (like the Blood Imp one), but I think you will most of them. Hope you guys like it and also join me in uploading your ideas.

@Kovachut: Isn't 7 elementals too much? By the time you can play Therazane, you've already played more than half of your Battlecries. The Warrior quest works because the reward is totally unrelated to the requirements. If it were to buff your Taunt minions in some way, I'm not sure it would have been viable.

@TheGentleman99: Drunk is the best one but I think you should allow it to affect heroes as well, just so you can pull off that wacky combo with Bladed Gauntlet some guy mentioned earlier. I don't know if Hunted is such a problem as people say since I haven't been playing a lot of Constructed, so I don't know whether Dire Frenzy is actually powerful or just too slow, but I dare say it is fine, just not so cool as Drunk. Mighty Leap is definitely a no-go as it is even better than the old Leeroy + Cold Blood + Shadowstep combo.

@acegamerperson: I don't know what to think. I'm not sure a weapon that can't kill minions on its own would be of any use.

@CheeseEtc: I like all three of them, especially I'm Into This, it made me chuckle. My least favorite is Gluttony but I'd vote for any of them.

@joedarke7: "Discover a card" has so much variance it is actually a downside. Maybe you should narrow the options somehow.

@thepowrofcheese: Cool card, lost a bit of its coolness when Echo became a thing.

@ihascorm: Let Malchezaar's Imp go, please.

@linkblade91: I like this a lot. Would vote for it.

@LarryMoments: It feels kinda pointless. It's bad when you compare it to Whirlwind and terrible when you compare it to Defile.

@ASifyouwoulD: I like Mystical Protection better, just not as a 1-Cost card. If it could cost more and also affect your minions, it would be much better, albeit it wouldn't qualify. The Secret seems overcomplicated (and the wording is wrong; it should say "when" instead of "whenever" as it only triggers once) and the Warrior card seems really bad.

@AnRQui96: Single Out is the best one, though somewhat weak. The Hunter card feels stronger than it looks, too strong for my taste, and the Oil is just so wasteful.

@Sillyraptor: Divine Bubble would fit better in Hunter (Paladins use Divine Shield; Hunter is the class that makes the most use of Immune), and still a bit too strong in my opinion. At 1 mana it's just bonkers. You also should specify that the effect wears off at the end of turn if you really intend to go with it. I've seen Corpse Run's effect more than once before and I'm not a really big fan of it, though it's fine. Challenging Stance is interesting but I don't know how to evaluate it properly.

I'm thinking of going with this. It works kinda like a delayed Snipe.

Even the flavor of Dollmaster Dorian is basically the same as my card's.

Was playing cubelock mirror and both of us had weapon on curve (I coined them). I had two dooms in hand and this guy had SIX DEMONS: from turn 6 onwards he summoned Doomguard, then two Voidlords, then two Despicable Dreadlords (which he played for some reason), then the last Doomguard, and he had Cube + Pact on turn 6 and everything else you might think of. Still lost tho. :)

I always hated Yogg. I also hate that stupid thief rogue gimmick Blizz has been trying to force upon the class since TGT.

Imagine my surprise when I see this card.

I'm really sad to see this card. It means they're gonna print another bullshit thief rogue card ('cus the only one left in standard will be Hallucination and I refuse to think they'd print such a shitty card without even shittier support) and probably no weapon buffs.