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DK cards... Just... All of them... 5/5 freeze the entire board... Some how the spend up to 5 corpses to do 2 dmg per corpse is playable with Brann AND it's not a legendary... Also the "At the end of EVERY Turn deal 3 damage to your opponent (fucking directly, not even a random opponent face or minions) - is playable with Brann... 

I'm convinced Blizzard hasn't cared about this game for quite a while and each update has added something so ridiculous just to see how "loyal" the hearthstone community is, despite constant abuse... That being said, I believe the bots are intentionally added from Blizzard. 

Go play marvel snap if you want brainless Aggro spam. Or yu gi oh where you can end games on turn 1. We don’t want you in this game.

Trying to reach the 500 wins portrait with warrior.

Since the game forces me to earn them in ladder I have to endure this vomit-enducing experience of squaring off over and over again versus 99% tier 1 decks. One of the saddest and most miserable experiences a brain-equipped human being can have.

Someone, one day, will need to explain me how on Earth did pure paladin dodge all the nerfs in the past year.

Being constantly at the top of the tier 1 decks isn't a clear enough indication something is wrong with it?

I told my friends before the expansion that DK would dominate because they were already near the top tier and didn’t lose a single card. And now on the ladder - last 10 games? 8 of them DK.

The class was designed by a toddler:

Ooh, let’s give them a card LIKE Twisting Nether, except it also gives them a 5/5 body AND adds to their corpses. We also need a 2-mana destroy any minion, a 3-mana destroy the biggest minion, a 5-mana 5/5 that does 10 damage, a 3-mana 2/2 that draws 2 cards… and why not a 7-mana spell that freezes their board, does 5 damage… AND drops a 5/5 body. Why not? Even a simple 2-mana 3-damage spell has to ALSO discover a card. And then they added the OP location to all of it.  All the high legend games (at least those where they want to win and aren’t just messing with ideas) are DK vs DK. It’s Death Knight-Stone now, not Hearthstone. There is no single nerf that will fix this because every card is an example of power creep.

Congrats Blizz. Everybody is playing your new class now. Everybody else can GTFO it appears.

Being serious, need for nerf:

Warlock--mana cheating, the 5/3 that pulls an undead needs to cost 6, but with that nerf the deck wonr be worst, it will be unplayable.

Paladin--- everything, unfair class, tier s as aggro, tier s as midrange and.......tier sss in scamming with 0 mana legendaries when you literally have lost a game.

Dh---the new weapon and the rust legendary must change

Dk--- new exp + rotation==== the same deck as blood, profane and frost..?????????? Op as hell and boring the see the same cards.

Nearly every deck is a ladder rushing deck or a combo control "you can't play the game if you're not a ladder rushing deck" deck

Is this really what we have to play against the next few months.... 

Interesting, my experience has been the latter. I’ve reached 12 wins in a row with deathknight bots. There are still some at platinum, which I’ve since reached. I think they likely will be gone by plat 5 since they can’t reach higher tiers (I’m surprised bots manage to reach platinum).

Update: 
Some things I’ve noticed:

Bots are always death knight 

Usernames are always a bunch of random letters, like sdv or sksndnej

Always the same deck:  obliterate, body bagger, Saurfang, gnome muncher x2, chillfallen baron x2, thassarian, heart strike, remorseless winter x2, Death strike, Rime sculptor

never concedes even when defeat is certain

It’s so easy to identify. 

Exact same length of time before acting

At Gold, it’s about 75% of the matches.