Hearthpwn

All Hail Bran the Broken, Chief Autist in charge, rule on the iron wheelchair. Just imagining dealing with any sort of crisis would be hilarious "y'know I'M like...the three eyed raven and I don't care about any of this"

fucking hell, what a shitshow.

I'm not even upset anymore, just incredibly bored.

Arya was completely useless for basically 5/6 episodes, Jon is still a whiny bitchboy and now apparently a hippie. Grey worm just kind of goes on a vacation with the boys (what even are the DOthraki doing? Why would they follow him, why wouldn't they just go and pillage the countryside, it's not like anyone can stop them)

Remember when Bronn was sent to kill Tyrion, then did nothing for the entire season? Guess we needed a reason for him not to be in King'S Landing so he can be appointed to a position he's completely unqualified for.

Sansa basically just declared herself independent after her brother was named king...nepotism much? why even do that at all, your f***Ing brother is king, you're literally just creating an opposing center of power which will probably lead to more conflicts after you two have kicked the bucket

Arya just randomly decides to go full Columbus....I hope she dies of fucking scurvy.

oh yeah, why exactly was Tormund waiting at Castle Black? Did he just kind of hope Jon would come along at some point?

also props to them for cutting right after Jon killed Dany. Wouldn't want to actually show how veverything went down

"so...uh...this might sound weird...but I just killed our queen, then her dragon melted the iron throne and flew away with her corpse"

You'd think he would have been killed by a horde of angry svages and eunuchs at the spot, given how grey Worm literally commits war crimes on the daily at this point

Oh, also a big F*** YOU to all the people who went "but Dany just snapped and went insane, she doesn't make rational decisions". Well she seemed pretty in control of herself and blissfully ignorant of the genocide she just committed. I'd dare eeven say she was more erratic BEFORE she went supposedly "crazy"

well yeah, there are a lot of really powerful combos, but you won#t get them in all your runs

there's always Captain Hooktusk

wait for round 2

well, have fun with Mages and Hunters running amok while Warrior is still the best control class by a long shot because SHaman can't actually deal with anything that comes out of Khadgar

I knew I shouuld have stuck to my gut feeling and kept that golden raiding party around...just felt so safe to disenchant after Kingsbane disappeared.

Also, it REALLY hurts not having the foresight of keeping Miscreants.

welcome our new Hunter overlords I guess...also Warriors..lots of them

I really like it too, although I feel like it might get tedious to try and complete Heroic mode with every single deck and hero power (y'know, for the competionists among us)

Other than that there's a lot of replayability. I wasn't bothered at all to play Mage 6 games in a row to win with all the decks and hero powers

I don't get what people are complaining about. It's loads of fun and that'S coming from someone who hated both DUngeon Run and Monster HUnt.

It's clearly an improvement over Rumble Run and the replayability has been greatly improved

Most of the bosses are actually entertaining to fight and the final bosses don't feel like utter bullshit to fight against

They finally prioritized the fun aspect and I commend them for that

I'm confused, is it a card game?

I have to admit, despite all the bullshit, the RR meta was....way more fun.

Like sure, you had your highrolling, your one-card win conditions, your Baku/Genn, but at the end of the day there was some real diversity of playstyle. Pretty much every class had at least 2 playable decks, and even the meme decks had a realistic chance of beating meta decks, because they also had access to all the broken cards.

I loved playing Discard Warlock because it actually had the tools to beat something like Odd Paladin or Midrange Hunter, just because of cards like Defile, Bloodreaver Gul'dan and Corpsetaker.

No, after the powerlevel has been reduced drastically only the really broken cards stick out. Mage is basically defined by a single overpowered card, only 3 classes have Hero cards and Warrior'S is the best, and Rogue is the only class with a tempo deck that's comparable to the previous ones in terms of consistency.

Partially this is because we just have very few cards in comparison right now...but I also think it's kind of upsetting that legitimately good cards are not seeing play because they are overshadowed by the insane ones (Gral the Shark used to be run in some Rogue decks, but right now he's just pointless beause the ROgue class has gotten all about hyper tempo)

the only class that actually has some deck diversity is Hunter, and even there it's basically all either banking on Zul'jin or just abusing the Magnetize mechanic.

Quote from YJHS2000 >>

This thread = Dany.

Upon reaching the end of the show and finding that it was not as expected, the posters here have decided to go nuclear on the show destroy it completely.

Now it all makes sense.

 congratz, after failing to make a coherent argument you basically throw it all away and go "nu-uh you're stupid"

I guess we finally found the target demographic of people literally incapable of understanding the process of writing and therefore will eat up any dog turd fed to them

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I don't see why people are so obsessed with protecting Dany's image. She's always been a trigger-happy lunatic hell-bent on conquering westeros, and only held in check by her advisers.

 

 that does not mean she is a deranged murderer who will literally genocide people just for being in her general vicinity.

She's a cunt, she's delusional and she tends to act on impulse.

There was no impulse for her to holocaust king's landing, all she had to do was burn down the red keep, killing Cersei in the process then have her dragon sit on the ruins while she declares herself queen. There is literally nobody in the entirety of king's landing who would protest that because they are busy shitting their pants after she basically solod an entire city stacked with defenses meant to prevent her from doing that.

It happened because the plot demanded villain Dany, not because it made any sense. It's literally the worst piece of character writing in recent history, worse than Luke Skywalker in TLJ or Nick Fury in Captain MArvel

i had him appear from my Vex Crow, so he's definitely already in the game

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Am I the only one who thinks that this episode is entirely consistent with Dany's character and tactics ever since she got the dragons (as per the show)? And that she's never really been "good"? She was tempered by her advisors but her tactics have always been direct, only really playing at wise. She doesn't truly believe the mad king did anything wrong. She calls herself by all sorts of titles, like any "liberation" movement leader. Her only real motivation has been to rule everything, by force if required. She's not loved or respected in Westeros, which is unfamiliar to her. She has lost her circle, or it is ineffective (in Tyrion's case). She's a power obsessed, delusional person with a cult of personality.

Worst part of the episode was Jaime, which seemed a simplification of his character arc, and how weirdly stupid Tyrion's has become. Otherwise, the episode was fine.

 except she always adhered to some sort of personal morality. She never had any qualms about murdering those standing in her way, as seen by executing the Tarly's and Varys, both of which are at least somewhat consistent with her character.

but she had absolutely no reason to go full genocide. The battle was won, the defenses destroyed, she was pretty much invincible and all she had to do was go after Cersei, burn down the red keep (ignore collateral), sit on top of a wall and yell "I run this shit now".

No, instead she decides to murder her future subject despite not being provoked by them whatsoever. If she wanted to rule by fear, conquering the city single handedly in a day would have done the trick and she would know that.

The worst part is they could have easily written a more believable scenario, but they chose not to because that'd require effort.

very niiiice