Hearthpwn

Well, hunter players deserve only the worst, so gg secret pally 

Got it on my first try, was missing 2nd doomsayer and 2nd emperor cobra, so i threw in 1 shadow madness and 1 cabal shadow priest and those 2 rly worked wonders! 

Got it on my first try, was missing second ice block so i used additional MCT. Didnt even need it. Was kinda on the edge thou, won one turn before losing

won on my first try, got spear in mulligan xD

Got it on my first try, was harsh, he wiped clean my board 3 times in a row, but i also got quite lucky - the reno artifact gave me 3x aldor peace keeper

MUST....RESIST.... SPENDING.... ALL MONEY ON GIFTS.... ON PACKS....

not eneugh murlocs for anyfin can happen

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I almost made it a 6/6 because the potential for your opponent to get something backbreaking almost seems like a 6/6 is no big deal for 3. I used dancing swords to figure out the cost and because your opponent picking a card seems much better than just drawing a card so i made it a 5/5

 

the name is also a play on words which i thought was quite funny.

edit: had to change card text to be more understandable, even thou more wordy (hey its not more than 4 lines) I will leave both versions up. The functionality is still the same.

Explanation of the card:

Your character gets a permanent bonus.

In case of armor, it cannot be destroyed, but can be penetrated. That means, anything hitting you for 1-2 will NOT get through, but anything with higher atack will do. Whether an 4 atack should hit you for 4 or just 2 with 2 substracted, is yet to be decided in testing :P  

In case of atack, you get 2 atack, which will add up to any atacking value and cant be used on its own. Using your hero power will make it 3 dmg, using Bite will make it 6 dmg and so on...

Balance:

I think this card is pretty balanced. It costs 6, so cant be used right away to stop aggro from the beginning, also cant be used to atack right away (unless late in game), since it reqires other source of dmg it can add up to. Also the fact it being legendary means, you cant use it several times to get 4 armor, 4 atack or 2 of each.

Flavour text:

The sacred bark of the original Tree of Life, source of immortality for the elves, power for the druids. spiritual shield against the otherworldly forces of darkness... and you are going to play wood carving with it?! So what shall it be, claws or wooden scale?

edit: just corrected typo

Guys, i got all secret achievements except for "thats just crazy" which im not even bothering with and then "randuin wrynn! and "ropecoach nemesis". I know what they mean, i guess whats required of me, but nothing so far. 

My questions and requests for hints are simple: do i actualy have to own everything in game? Becouse im not going to **** any useless **** that i wont ***** in the future. Are those achievements ment only for those who already have ******* or are willing to spend ****** for them?

(note, i added that *** myself not to give away anything, i hope its eneugh)

Yep rogues are doing it on purpose. They didnt fix it, they fixed it when you use brewmaster with it. But when you use it alone, without getting deathrattle, it causes your opponnent to DC most of the time. Was playing against 3 different rogues, i was winning over all 3 of them, then they started spamming "thank you" and played that fucktor. Yep, DC all the time, fast relog didnt help. Im playing on PC.  They should give 3 day ban to all who are found abusing it

Its neither. Its called "mill". Whats so hard to understand? 

When you queue up solo for this, you get the "forever alone" achievement and you get QQ free pack

Every time i face retard... i mean face retard... eeeer i mean retard hunter.... fuck i cant say it normaly, you know what i mean, i intensionaly rope-burn till last second every turn. You wanna fast wins? Fast games? Well you aint getting it.

Dont dust any legendary.