Hearthpwn

Just made it to legend with a slightly tweaked version of the deck. Here's a short list of matchups.

DH is easy, you should be at 100% WR or close enough.
Priest is easy as long as he can't steal your elysiana. Even if he galakrons early, you can outvalue him; it happened to me twice.
Rogue is okay, you have nice answers to threats like van cleef/questings. Even if he galakrons early, you can outvalue him; it happened to me once.
Big Warrior is easy, just duplicate your hexes.
Bomb warrior gave me a few complications with boom, so I added 1xooze and sphere of sapience.
Hunter has sometimes been too fast for me, on the whole the WR was positive.
Mage is okay since the nerf
Only faced one warlock which was easy to beat (galakrond zoo)
Paladin is okay as long as you can duplicate your hexes
Faced zero druid
My last game to legend was a mirror which I won due to a better elysiana.

Tldr; deck is awesome in the meta, has no negative matchups and can beat 'infinite' games against gala priest and rogue.

This deck is awesome. Feels great to win every single game against agro.
I first had mixed thoughts about Elysianna -love the card, but it's hard to fit her in this meta- but she won me a game against a priest, so I'll keep her around.

Just made it to D5 with this deck, win streak of 10-0 against mostly hunter/dh, 1 rogue and 1 priest.

Thanks for the deck :)

Great idea.  You're right about the polarization, it's dumb that matchups can be autowin/autoloss.  I preferred the pre-Barrens meta, frankly.

Cool deck, saw something similar on someones youtube using the card that gives opponent 2 bananas.

Pretty rad! Love the concept of this. 

Fun deck!