Hearthpwn

What the actual fuck? I get a quest to win three games with either Warrior or Rogue. Obviously, I choose Rogue, you know the famously hideous Lackey one with VanQUEEF. So what do I cue into? Warrior. So I concede real fast and say, dammit, I want some FAST matches. I try for Rogue again, you know, to slap some face and win some matches quick. Oh no, warrior. I rinse and repeat. All warriors as opponents. So then I reluctantly decide to just do the warrior thing since the game wants me to spend some time churning out the gold. So I choose the bomb warrior thing and guess what my match is? A fucking sonofabitchinmotherfuckingannoyingashellpieceofshit Heal Druid which is so slow paint dries faster outside in a torrential downpour.

It's all so random. So random and enfuriating. Dear world: I do not want to spend 30 plus minutes playing a single match. I want lots of matches. The more matches per 30 minutes the better the gold winning. It's the end of the month. It's time to go for the gold, if only this shit game would stop reading my mind with its random on purpose bullshit that's just my imagination.

By the way, just for the record, I'm any old stupid asshole. I promise you from personal experience that any old stupid asshole can play this game successfully with Bomb Warrior, any of the in fashion face-slapping Rogue decks, control Warrior, Token Druid, and mech bomb hunter. This means that fast gold mining should be a bit easier, but that is far beyond  my shit for brains.

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Casual is so sad, fyi if you are playing tier 1 net decks and you feel the need to emote when you get the upper hand on someone doing quests, when you are done pressing the button look for your nuts, that is my rant for the day thank you.

 Arena is equally sad for the same reason. Squelch is my favorite in-game option, but sometimes I let them emote for my own amusement. I often wonder what these people's lives are like. Maybe they're in a dark basement or have lots of cats. Maybe they kidnap people and murder them. Maybe they're nuns who are bored in a convent somewhere in New York City.

According to my deck tracking application, 25% of my matchups are with warrior and another 20% of my matchups are with rogue. I was wondering why I was considering ripping my own eyes out and eating them. You can answer a lot of questions by looking at statistics.

I don't understand this post. This is not an "all of a sudden" new thing. People have disliked all the classes.

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walking fountain another ridiculous common..but honestly from bomb warrior alone the dev team are obviously dumbfucks that dont actually play card games so dont expect much.

 Fucking Control Shaman pisses me off so much that watching the HCT World Championships pissed me the fuck off and made me fucking salty. Control Shaman with Walking Fountain, Shudderwock and every other godddamn way to heal and wipe the fucking board. Of course it won the guy the championship. It fucking crushes everything. I'm so sick of seeing this deck.  

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Is this a joke, lol? Turn limit too small? With the current limit, one game lasts almost an hour...

Maybe you should consider not playing borewarrior, if turn limit has become an issue for you.

 I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't dare say it. If I said it, I'd be reported for trolling. You must have bribed a moderator. LOL. But seriously, you're right on. It's a game with anonymous people. If I am willing to give an hour of my time to some unknown person on a game, I must be super leisurely and have nothing to do. I should spend my time looking for a job or maybe try my hand at learning a trade or apply myself more at my university studies. Or just do something productive for the benefit of society.

I also want to take this opportunity to make a public service announcement: If you have this much time to play a card game on your computer, let's say an hour or more, you are a socially unaware person who should be doing more for your community, maybe volunteering to help the homeless or finding ways to donate your time to good causes and working for the greater good. I mean, where is your threat complaining about how unfair world poverty or unfair wages can be? Nope. You took your extra time to have a Control Warrior match go into super mega awesome beyond the imagination of overtime and you even had more extra time to whine about it on here.

 Take your self-righteous bullshit  somewhere productive, not a site devoted to a video game.  You picked literally the stupidest battlefield to have this debate.  Who the fuck are you to tell people they're wasting their time?  Seriously, you wanna talk about wasting time, typing that shit thinking people are going to agree with you seems much more pedantic...and wholly pointless.

 I'm not entering a debate. A debate is when there are two sides to an argument and two people or groups of people defend a side of an argument. I'm not defending a point of view. I was just explaining why I don't see the point of playing a game endlessly and turn limits are reasonable if it's possible to endlessly churn. At some point, it's time to move on, either to another match or another aspect of your life. There is no self-righteous attitude from me. You're quite the genious for pointing out I'm here talking about a video game! Stating the obvious is your special gift, I guess. I must like playing the game. My only deal is that I'm mystified as to why anyone would want to churn out a match endlessly (or almost endlessly). There are aspects of the game that are making people reach the turn limit which I don't think the developers wanted. Humans don't usually want these things because they have other things to do or usually want to do other things apart from playing a video game in the same P2P match. That was my point.

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Is this a joke, lol? Turn limit too small? With the current limit, one game lasts almost an hour...

Maybe you should consider not playing borewarrior, if turn limit has become an issue for you.

 I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't dare say it. If I said it, I'd be reported for trolling. You must have bribed a moderator. LOL. But seriously, you're right on. It's a game with anonymous people. If I am willing to give an hour of my time to some unknown person on a game, I must be super leisurely and have nothing to do. I should spend my time looking for a job or maybe try my hand at learning a trade or apply myself more at my university studies. Or just do something productive for the benefit of society.

I also want to take this opportunity to make a public service announcement: If you have this much time to play a card game on your computer, let's say an hour or more, you are a socially unaware person who should be doing more for your community, maybe volunteering to help the homeless or finding ways to donate your time to good causes and working for the greater good. I mean, where is your threat complaining about how unfair world poverty or unfair wages can be? Nope. You took your extra time to have a Control Warrior match go into super mega awesome beyond the imagination of overtime and you even had more extra time to whine about it on here.

I totally see your point, Lyra. It seems like a lot of changes to classes are arbitrary but the discussion about classes often seems to be insisting on particular identities while not really defining others. This usually happens just because individuals become fond of a particular class and want to defend it so the favorite class can benefit somehow in the future. Some players love their Rogues while others love their Warriors, etc. I think the game is in a transition about this class identity thing.

I don't know if this is salty, but I don't know where else to put this and it sounds negative yet I think it's a total solution: The hell with trying to climb the ranks. I've gone all the way up and fallen all the way down like three times this month already. I hopped on the bomb warrior wagon but warrior matches are soooooo looooooong. The hell with trying to farm gold from Casual because casual is way too formal. Nope nope nope. I've got my trashy bombing Mech Hunter deck, my garbage-spitting Zoo Warlock, my spell-heavy Token Druid and my minion-heavy Token Druid, and I'm ready to farm Ranked for gold. Can't lose any stars so I might as well rack up some pack credits. I'm going to auto-concede in the following situations: 1) Rogue pulls out an huge, early Edwin 2) any warriors 3) whenever a mage duplicates some piece of huge garbage. That should make the gold farming efficient.

I've had lots of fun with it. Even if I lose a match it just somehow feels satisfying to create monstrous mechs by magnetizing them. I once had the thrill of creating a Missile Launching Venomous Zilliax. It killed everything and healed me all at once at the end of every turn.  Another favorite is the Venomous Mechanical Welp that is also a Spider Bomb. When it dies, it kills an opponent's minion and gives you a big mech dragon. What's not to love about that?

We'll never know why that person did what they did. Maybe they had you on squelch and had no idea they were winning. People often don't know they're winning a match because of bad arithmetic skills or they're just not paying enough attention. Sometimes Hearthstone gets repetitive, so maybe they were just on autopilot and doing something they usually have to do with their cards. Perhaps they were showing off. It's a total mystery.

I really wish people would go back to the third grade and pay attention to their teacher when they taught the class about arithmetic. You know, all that stuff about sums, multiplication tables, etc. It's really pathetic that my opponent is winning the game and doesn't even notice.

Afterthought: Are these fuckheads the same ones that write "Rouge" instead of "Rogue?" Third grade is good for you. Pay attention in the third grade.

I think they'll probably change Waggle Pick. In the past, according to Blizzard, when a card seemed to be an "auto include" it got nerfed. I suspect that's the case for Rogue decks so Waggle Pick will get smacked. Raiding Party will probably be left alone if the weapon isn't so juicy to draw. Anyone remember Kingsbane? It was awful. In that case, Raiding Party could draw a weapon that was returned to the deck with enchantments, including life steal. I suspect that a nerf on Waggle Pick will be viewed as enough. Before the rotation there were viable Rogue decks that did not include the other cards so consistently (Preparation was left out often enough, even, giving priority to other cards.)

All Rogue all the time.

Control Shaman with that fucking Muck Morpher whatever-the-hell. Every goddamn time that little fucker morphs it turns into Ysera or that wind-fury-life-steal piece of shit thing. If you want to know what it's like to stare down multiple Yseras on the same board you should become me for a day because it happened to me twice today. And its fucking dream card that deals five damage to all minions except Ysera is really serious about the except Ysera part. They were like conjoined twins.