This thread has been the only thing to give me joy while playing hearthstone. To know that there are others out there who are not braindead and understand this game is one circle jerk fiesta of nerds copying each others decks and mouth breathing on each other has helped me continue enjoying some aspects of the game. Even though hearthpwn deleted alot of my posts trolling said nerds I will miss this site and this thread specifically. Keep the salt alive boys, you will live on, you are my spirit animals.
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May 31, 2019
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Vbt posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2Posted in: General Discussion -
May 10, 20191
KingCarnage posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2Posted in: General DiscussionQuote from Solarsurge >>Quote from HotPotatooo >>Quote from Solarsurge >>Got my 6 packs for choosing Hunterace. At first I was surprised to see OLD Rastakhan's Rumble packs were the reward, but maybe I'll get something decent anyway. Nope. 24 commons, 5 rares, 1 golden rare...freaking Waterboy. I am overwhelmed with joy. *eyeroll*
Is that being unlucky? I´ve heard that epic in 10 packs and legendary in 20 is average. But still i know how it feels, i always get hopefull but 1 rare and 4 commons is what i get.
When the expansion is like 6 months old and I already have every common and every rare, giving those old packs as "prizes" and not even getting enough dust to craft an epic is lame. The one gold card I did get is a meme card.
How dare you!!! Waterboy is a mage essential lol
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May 10, 20191
Macdk007 posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2Posted in: General DiscussionHello guys ... since i don't know where to share this ... i just ended a game where i was playing Mecha'Thun Warrior facing a Cyclone Mage guy,it was my last game to get rank 5 (i was having win streak and 2 games away to get it). But this guy didn't pin my face to win the match,he totally deserved to win because my Mecha'Thun was burned by overdraw (i went too greedy playing with Project + Harrison that turn ago) even we got until the point where fatigue was killing us but instead just hero power on my face,pass his turn and win the game,just wasted his whole mana 3 three times in Conjurer's Calling on my minions but that wasn't supposed to be like that... so Kiragon#1610 if you read this,don't make this again ... doesn't make sense for me,i don't have clear my thoughts,you twisted my world now i have to share time with some people in my house,they says are my family. FeelsBadMan
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May 10, 20191
Solarsurge posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2Posted in: General DiscussionQuote from HotPotatooo >>Quote from Solarsurge >>Got my 6 packs for choosing Hunterace. At first I was surprised to see OLD Rastakhan's Rumble packs were the reward, but maybe I'll get something decent anyway. Nope. 24 commons, 5 rares, 1 golden rare...freaking Waterboy. I am overwhelmed with joy. *eyeroll*
Is that being unlucky? I´ve heard that epic in 10 packs and legendary in 20 is average. But still i know how it feels, i always get hopefull but 1 rare and 4 commons is what i get.
When the expansion is like 6 months old and I already have every common and every rare, giving those old packs as "prizes" and not even getting enough dust to craft an epic is lame. The one gold card I did get is a meme card.
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May 8, 20197
Batmanna posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2Posted in: General DiscussionBig Priest in Wild, not only it's completly broken, but the unfun side of it is so huge. Barnes is not the problem anymore, since alot of list cut it for some even worse bullshit. Vargoth and that Catrena my ass actually buffed the deck, as if it was not broken enough. The resurrect cards need to be changed, not one of them, all.
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May 7, 2019
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KingCarnage posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2Posted in: General DiscussionQuote from KingCarnage >>i only play my own decks and this is my first time looking at tiers. I'm surprised druid is so low, not surprised tier 1 & 2 is LITERALLY all that's played. As you get down into tier 3 and 4 there a little more interaction and actually playing a game.
If you haven't started reading the Vicious Syndicate Data Reaper Report, you should at least read #128, which is the most recent (May 2).
It says Druid is a huge disappointment and Warlock Zoo has hit a huge wall.
There's really not a whole lot to do right now but face the game with a "if you can't beat them, join them" type of attitude because the meta hasn't really settled yet. Token Druid could rise up again.
The lower tier decks are not allowing for much interaction, either. For example, a lot of the priest variations are just as boring to play against as Control Warrior. You stare at your opponent's empty board a lot of the time, much like Taunt Druid used to be. This is why Tempo Rogue and Mech Hunter have become popular because facing one of these opponents is a total smack 'em in the face festival. It's like playing whack-a-mole except the mole just sits there and does nothing but heal or draw cards. Nomi Priest mirror matches must be a lot of fun (NOT!).
And this is why the game makes me salty right now. There's not much you can do except try to go with the flow if you can figure out the flow. Or, you can throw your computer out the window after writing a nasty letter to Blizzard.
Not a fan of spam decks so I never played any decks like the only druid one played right now or zoolock but the consistency of druid is pretty toxic. I dont see any risk at all in playing that deck so I didnt expect to see it that low.(though I guess I really shouldnt call 2 low) I dont think i even play a variation of any of the decks listed there. I have a Catrina deck with taunts but i do that lame inner fire garbage.
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May 7, 20194
Idwiz posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2Posted in: General DiscussionI wish Blizzard would give us an auto-squelch. Almost every time I forget to squelch my opponent, I am reminded that most of the Hearthstone community is a bunch of shits that need to get punched.
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May 6, 2019
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Melegant posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2Posted in: General Discussionthis game is a waste of time and effort. The algorithms for match making and card draw are flawed and designed so that we feel the need to 'invest'. Horse shit. I play deck X. Deck X has a 2 card combo. Never draw the 2 cards together in time to have a chance to win. Opponent has mirror. Opponent MORE FUCKING TIMES THAN NOT has 2 card combo.
Seeing nothing but fucking hunters. Switch decks. Seeing nothing but deck FUCKING x that has an amazing win % against what I chose to play. Where were all the hunters I was just playing?
Play arena...not presented with high drops. 3 drop, 3 drop, 3 drop, 3 drop, 3 drop. 1 drop trash, 1 drop trash LEGENDARY CARD TRASH, 3 drop, 3 drop. fucking instant regret.
go back to standard. load deck x. opponent, warrior turn 7 dr. boom. no chance to win. next game. oh, paladin. probably can have at least a fun fucking game. oops no your bomb drop is 2nd card from bottom. don't worry opponent will have bomb that is exactly on curve.
have total dominance quest. get to 4 wins. suddenly 5th win almost impossible to get. draws are even shittier than ever. mulligan away a card only to draw it 1st turn. 2 of the same 6 drop turns 2 and 3. do a random thing does a random thing to the thing that you least want random thing to happen to.
now reading this sad fucking 700 page post i see plenty of comments outlining exactly what I experience. what are the chances?
you know what I think. I think the name of the game is money, not fun. how can we get the stupid masses to pay money and make them feel if they spend just a little more then it might be a little better. fuck that. for anyone reading this, don't waste your money. think twice before you make that purchase. ask yourself why is this developer doing what they do...because they want you to have fun or because they want to steal your hard earned money. yeah, ppl got to get paid but 49.99 for digital cards? what is the development budget for this game? FIX THE THINGS THAT ARE BROKEN.
how is there balance when it is rock scissors paper? why because I can't possibly win 1.5 games out of 3 because of match ups? that makes balance? a good game gives you a chance to win every game no?
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May 6, 2019
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KingCarnage posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2Posted in: General DiscussionMore people should post in meme format. Love it!
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May 5, 2019
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KingCarnage posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2Posted in: General DiscussionDamn how fucking lame are those hunter netdecks... once more a hunter meta feells so fucking frustrating... 5 damage to you face every fucking turn while still flooding the board.. either mech or beast hunters.. I dont know if I hate more hunters or colntrol/bomb warriors and their stupid 40min matches.. rogue dont annoys me much tho...
But I guess standard hearthstone is impossible to be different.. every expansion is like this, 2 or 3 bronken ass stupid decks making the meta boring as fuck.. when you actually try to have fun and experiment creating different decks you only loose against these fucks...
Could it be different or standard will always be like this?
A lot of the stupidness is really because of keyword "Rush". Both hunter and warrior decks would be a LOT less oppressive without rush.
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How does Summoner Mage always follow the same sequence? Oh, you mean the same way Control Warlock always followed the same sequence, holding on to their cards to save up for the mountain giant? Oh, OK, that's how.
How does Summoner Mage always manage to take a huge shit onto the board leaving gigantic pig shits of minions that get duplicated? Oh, you mean because they hoard cards and saved up for the mountain giant? Oh, OK.
I say we change the name of the archetype "Summoner Mage" to "Anal Retentive Diarrhea Mage." It holds onto the shit like a retentive anus then has an explosive shit all over the board that's sometimes a challenge to clean up.
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A game against control warrior is extremely boring. It's so agonizing when they whip out the Archivist bullshit. It sort of reminds me of finishing a very long game of Monopoly with a ten year old and the child insists playing yet another game of Monopoly.
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Farming for gold, because I'm any old stupid asshole that can use those decks. Please remember that when you face these decks that you are playing against somebody like me. I truly hope, from the deepest of my rotten heart, that this makes you feel better.
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What the actual fuck? I get a quest to win three games with either Warrior or Rogue. Obviously, I choose Rogue, you know the famously hideous Lackey one with VanQUEEF. So what do I cue into? Warrior. So I concede real fast and say, dammit, I want some FAST matches. I try for Rogue again, you know, to slap some face and win some matches quick. Oh no, warrior. I rinse and repeat. All warriors as opponents. So then I reluctantly decide to just do the warrior thing since the game wants me to spend some time churning out the gold. So I choose the bomb warrior thing and guess what my match is? A fucking sonofabitchinmotherfuckingannoyingashellpieceofshit Heal Druid which is so slow paint dries faster outside in a torrential downpour.
It's all so random. So random and enfuriating. Dear world: I do not want to spend 30 plus minutes playing a single match. I want lots of matches. The more matches per 30 minutes the better the gold winning. It's the end of the month. It's time to go for the gold, if only this shit game would stop reading my mind with its random on purpose bullshit that's just my imagination.
By the way, just for the record, I'm any old stupid asshole. I promise you from personal experience that any old stupid asshole can play this game successfully with Bomb Warrior, any of the in fashion face-slapping Rogue decks, control Warrior, Token Druid, and mech bomb hunter. This means that fast gold mining should be a bit easier, but that is far beyond my shit for brains.
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Arena is equally sad for the same reason. Squelch is my favorite in-game option, but sometimes I let them emote for my own amusement. I often wonder what these people's lives are like. Maybe they're in a dark basement or have lots of cats. Maybe they kidnap people and murder them. Maybe they're nuns who are bored in a convent somewhere in New York City.
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According to my deck tracking application, 25% of my matchups are with warrior and another 20% of my matchups are with rogue. I was wondering why I was considering ripping my own eyes out and eating them. You can answer a lot of questions by looking at statistics.
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I don't understand this post. This is not an "all of a sudden" new thing. People have disliked all the classes.
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Fucking Control Shaman pisses me off so much that watching the HCT World Championships pissed me the fuck off and made me fucking salty. Control Shaman with Walking Fountain, Shudderwock and every other godddamn way to heal and wipe the fucking board. Of course it won the guy the championship. It fucking crushes everything. I'm so sick of seeing this deck.
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I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't dare say it. If I said it, I'd be reported for trolling. You must have bribed a moderator. LOL. But seriously, you're right on. It's a game with anonymous people. If I am willing to give an hour of my time to some unknown person on a game, I must be super leisurely and have nothing to do. I should spend my time looking for a job or maybe try my hand at learning a trade or apply myself more at my university studies. Or just do something productive for the benefit of society.
I also want to take this opportunity to make a public service announcement: If you have this much time to play a card game on your computer, let's say an hour or more, you are a socially unaware person who should be doing more for your community, maybe volunteering to help the homeless or finding ways to donate your time to good causes and working for the greater good. I mean, where is your threat complaining about how unfair world poverty or unfair wages can be? Nope. You took your extra time to have a Control Warrior match go into super mega awesome beyond the imagination of overtime and you even had more extra time to whine about it on here.
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I totally see your point, Lyra. It seems like a lot of changes to classes are arbitrary but the discussion about classes often seems to be insisting on particular identities while not really defining others. This usually happens just because individuals become fond of a particular class and want to defend it so the favorite class can benefit somehow in the future. Some players love their Rogues while others love their Warriors, etc. I think the game is in a transition about this class identity thing.