This is such a backhanded way of saying "hey guys i have a wife lol". You got lucky, nobody cares about your wife, fictional or otherwise.
that's some real bitter shit m8, it's almost like you didn't even read the thread to get the joke and reading the word wife immediately sent you into a spastic frenzy.
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I opened 179 packs. I got 15 legendaries. 2 golden ones. Am i the luckiest man alive ? :x
(add the 3 legendaries from login + pre-order and the one i crafted and it's 19 legs today, 4 goldens)
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Calm your tits bro, there is a word in french, "cocu", which is a short way to say you are so lucky you must be cheated on behind your back.
I don't have a wife, but i didn't think a snowflake would care wether or not she is real ahahah